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Join us three (and occasionally some guests) as we ruin some of our favourite nerdy TV shows and films. We start out with Star Trek: The Next Generation and then branch out into other shows!
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It's Graves World! GRAVES WORLD! Party time! Excellennnnnt! Though all we seem to remember from this episode is sexy female Vulcan!
LISTEN TO US! LISTEN TO US! WE ARE ALL IN THIS......TOGETHER!!
We're BACK! We're actually BACK! It's 2023 and we start off the year by being OUTRAGEOUS with the Wish.com Han Solo! He's a rogue you know! He's outrageous and a rouge! And he clearly spends his 30 minutes on the Enterprise giving STDs to all the female crew members! Such a rogue......
Was hoping to sneak this into a Christmas Special, but the dreaded COVID has put the brakes on that! Bastard!Michael Bell aka the ACTUAL Groppler Zorn wishes us a Merry Christmas! We are indeed blessed! This may have made our day :)Michael is on Cameo, and we couldn't be happier to spam the link to his Cameo for anyone who wishes to get a message from him:https://www.cameo.com/michaelactor?qid=1671102831
We're back from our illness.....again! (We're weak) to talk about that great American tradition of doing Dick Van Dyke English accents when trying to tackle English literature! Alrite guv'na! Let's put another shrimp on the barrrrrbieeee.....By the way I have COVID as I'm writing this, so feel sorry for me.....
We once again step upon the small rouge one to meet a crew so bored with their lives, they think sticking old cycling helmets on their head makes them enter the Metaverse! And the Metaverse manifests itself as a crap Welsh beach! Can't beat British Sci-fi!
What the hell is Blake's 7? Is it about a group of seven followers of a man called Blake? No....there were 5......until Blake wasn't there any more.....THE TITLE MAKES NO SENSE! Join us as we chat through his underrated British gem. Like classic Doctor Who but with a touch of dystopian nightmare? You'll love Blake's 7.
Another week off due to Brandon's obscure illnesses! Sorry! But we finally return to chat TNG! Worf has de-evolved into a Steroid dosed Rottweiler, and the crew meet yet another higher being in space who is out to mess with and kill them! The one time we want Wesley in the room, and he mysteriously disappears! There's no justice....
We return to the small rouge one to talk about the first episode of Season 2! Rimmer is learning a made up language while Lister is polishing his knob. They then come across a distress signal from 3 very lovely ladies! A dwarfers dream!? Perhaps not.....
We actually made it to Season 2 of TNG! Brandon has recovered from his Groppler Zorn Fever, so we return from our unexpected hiatus to bring you a stupidly long episode where we talk about the many changes to Season 2, including the the new Dr, Roman Polanski, and the grand introduction of some famous facial hair! Not to mention some space rape! It's all going on!
One of our guest hobos returns to talk Red Dwarf! Today we talk Stereo Rimmers and cold soup, mixed in with some talk about nancies!
We FINALLY get to the end of Season 1 TNG! We find out Worf likes walking into doors like a video game glitch, we meet the Romulans who ARE BACKKKKKKK apparently. Bev gets groped by a 20th century yokel druggie! And we find out that someone should really put Face ID on the Enterprise's iPhone. Oh and we introduce our glorious new show trailer!
We return to Red Dwarf to meet the menace that is the Quaagar Warrior! And an old cat with a plastic sausage and a donut fixation. A standard Red Dwarf outing!
HIS HEAD BLEW UP! HIS FRICKIN' HEAD BLEW UP! Join us as we talk about an episode with villains that have all the subtlety of....well someone's HEAD EXPLODING! Now get me some of those worms! I love me some space worms!
We return to Red Dwarf to talk about Future Echoes! The first heavy sci-fi concept in the show, and one of the best. Rimmer gets a new haircut, Lister suffocates himself with shaving foam and Cat offers to cut limbs off to save his suits! It's all going on!
We return to TNG to discover maybe we shouldn't have bothered! We turn Picard's lame love story into a Spanish telenovela, complete with cheesy soap music! Also Data does some timey whimey stuff!
Well we spent half of the Star Trek TNG episodes talking about it, so we might as well jump into fully chatting about Red Dwarf, starting with the very episode. Weirdly, we spend half the episode talking about Star Trek.......we're no good at this......
IT'S A LIVE AUDIO COMMENTARY SPECIAL! We wanted the youngling's live reaction to this episode for no reason at all, yup...no reason! Join us for an episode where Tasha Yar actually gets some character development....of sorts....She finally ticks Worf off her 'Screw the entire crew' list at least!
Join us for a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where we find out drugs are bad but Picard doesn't give a shit and isn't going to do anything about it because RULES! We also find out that Tasha Yar's Rape Gang home planet is even worse than we thought! Remember kids, drugs are bad! But they do make you feel good........
Join us for our 20th episode special! Special in that we invited a different homeless guy from the street to join us for a completely random episode!...... SPECIAL! When we're not wondering who that creepy actor is who has been in everything but we can't remember his name, we're talking to our new homeless friend about what a Star Trek is.....
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