Amateur-Ass Podcast

Welcome back, friends! As we say on this week's ep, we are nothing if not unpredictable and inconsistent. Give us a break, we are working on it! (for free!) This ep gets good and honest about folks. Let's party.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Grab your snorkels folks.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

They can't all be winners. We're tired, y'all. But we chit and chat like champs!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

What 80s movies hold up? What was the best part of the eclipse? What is Claire's new career move? All these questions are answered here.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's been a minute, folks. Life is hard sometimes, let's talk about it!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Rashida's kid asks the question. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire brings a cute thrifted outfit to the table, and not much else. Rashida, as usual, does the heavy lifting. But there's lots of rapping in this one, pals! Get into it.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We missed a week, so of course this episode is a life catch-up. Enjoy our idle chatter. Or just FAFO.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Today's topics: jumpsuits, Valentine's Day in elementary school, and...very realistic dolls. Take your pick. Pick everything, though.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Have you been anywhere but here? Do you make any amount of money? Congratulations, you are an international business machine.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Do you feel manipulated by Disney? Do you wonder if Jeff Bezos grapples with happiness? Do you cry loudly at movies? This one's for you.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Be sweet to yourself. You're a good human. Maybe not as good as Nelson Mandela, but close. We love you.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's a big-ass chatty show about a whole lot of nothing. The gals are back and fall right into idle chatter. Happy New Year!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

This ep has all the hot goss on Rashida's TikTok rabbit holes. Enjoy! AAP will be on break for the next two weeks. Happy holidays, sweet listeners!!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Skeletal Mess is opening for Deja Vu Moment on tour. Get into it.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A Series of Unfortunate Phrase UsageEmail us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The Wiz!The Color Purple!Whitney Houston!Are you sensing a theme? Claire and Rashida dive into it all!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire is a busy bee this week, so this week is a special Bonds treat! Enjoy a little AB and Rashida time on this holiday weekend! Happy Thanksgiving--we are so thankful for our merry band of loyal listeners!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Need a nice chill chatty episode? You've come to the right place. Everyone's hydrating, working, doing the damn thing.Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We're back! After a week away for illness and a week away for vacation, the gals have returned. Rashida carries the load this week with a recap of her trip to New York and a Disney Cruise. Come along and get drunk on one cocktail!Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com.Music:"Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)