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In Erset La Tari, life ranges from the absurdly unexpected to the darkly intense, taking audio drama listeners on a roller coaster across its diverse landscapes.
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Chuckle along to "The Nymphaeum" as Sangha Adrastea and Brother Ravi, two clumsy researchers, bumble through a portal to another plane of existence , all in the name of seeking divine guidance.
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Join the ruckus in "The Orillian Regiment" in Sada Emedu. When over enthusiastic mercenaries meet a foreign warship, it's a battle of misunderstandings in the comedy of errors which ensues.
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Indulge in the drama of "Wide-End" where high society collides with the denizens from the 'Untouchables Camp'. It's riches, reptiles, and it’s treachery!
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In the eerie "The Ansa Enclave", a mismatched group bound by personal ties venture into the haunting Wildland. With every step, shadows of their past intertwine with the enigma of missing children.
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Journey into the Darklands in "Anderkant" Beneath layers of rock lies a world of ancient secrets, where Min-Min's battle against time and the scheming Lessee will grip your heart and confuse your brain.
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And "The Steg" reveals a city's hidden darkness. Kidnappings, resurrections, and a sinister plot! When ex-mercenaries, detectives and magical story telling devices collide, mysteries unravel, taking everyone along for the ride.
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Six tales. Plenty of action, intrigue and comedy. Welcome to Erset La Tari, where every episode is a new horizon. And remember, the journey doesn't stop here. Dive deeper with monthly episodes, and for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
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After the critical acclaim and fame which followed the success of Tales of Sada Emedu, writer and creator Kier Zhou chose to live a hermetic existence in Beverly Hills, only leaving his spartan mansion to frequent Hollywood parties and Award Ceremonies.In that time, he is rumoured to have created a new project: No Return. The rumours and whispers around this projects have grown into a chorus of demands from across the world, demanding that he finally address the question: 'What is No Return?'Today he has agreed to speak with the press regarding the new project...tune in as we go live to the press conference.Support the Show.
It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario GuttadauroThe Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier ZhouThe Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves CohenEra of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart BullockThis is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor HodgsonSupport the Show.
Hey, listeners. Ever thought about what it's like to be worshipped as a prophet - by a cult that believes in the fictional gods of your own show? Yep, that's my current predicament. Trapped and cut-off from the world, my only solace is my phone - and the loyalty of you, my precious audience. As the cult sees me as a divine messenger, my daily existence is a topsy-turvy blend of fear and absurdity. But let's not forget about the show! Word's around that the crew is thinking of taking a release break to catch up on production - an idea so outrageous it hurts! We can't let that happen, can we? I need you to rally. Write to the show, reach out to your representatives, do everything you can to keep our show on-air. I crave those download numbers - they're my sanity in this chaos. Let's unite and ensure the show must go on, come hell or high water.Support the Show.
Hello everyone and happy new year!, sorry for it being a little quiet on the old feed for the last little while but I thought I would give you a little update on what's going on behind the scenes at No Return.I would like to thank you all again for your patience and support with the project. As you know we are a small crew here- in fact it was just me- until very recently when Jack Duncan, Gemma Maclean Mair and Lou Sutcliffe stepped in to help with the writing! And the scale, ambition and reach of this project has occasionally exceeded our grasp- but we have learned many valuable lessons from 2023 and you will hopefully start to see greater consistency in all aspects of the No Returniverse- including in scheduling! Happy new year and look forward to everything we have in store! Support the Show.
Hey You! Listener! Yes you! A little birdie told me that you thought the recording quality on episode 1 and 2 of the Nymphaeum was crap. Well.. guess what! We went back and re recorded it with better equipment and touched up a bit of the sound design too! We even combined it into one 40 minute episode Just for you! Just because we love you and nothing to do with Chris RR Bauso teasing K Zhou about it and him being a thin skinned little Jessie… So why don’t you go back and relisten to The Nymphaeum now! It’s blood good right!?Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882In light of recent feedback concerning the highly irregular release format that The Seminal Work 'No Return' has chosen to follow... Acclaimed Artist and Genius Kier Zhou... has asked me to release this statement...Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Brother Ravi and Sangha Adrastea investigate the mysteries of the universe and they are, quite frankly, dull.Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier ZhouSangha Adrastea: Angela YihContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild peril - Death/DyingSupport the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko and Adrastea head off to 'The Puddle' to bring Ravi back to life, playing games, invading dreams and revealing big secrets en route to the their destination!Adrastea- Angela Yih @ GirlmadeofJadePekko/Ravi - Kier ZhouYoung Ravi - Matthew ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril- Child in peril- Death/Dying- Mention of miscarriage - Mention of still birth Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi Returns, attempts to find Adrastea and makes a new friend. Pekko and Adrastea continue playing games en route to the puddle. A new threat emerges.Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Jak True (he/him) @jak_trueRavi- Kier ZhouJerome - Dylan @DylanandDragonsBingo-Bangle - Jim @_QuiGonJim_Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild peril - Death/DyingSupport the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The Dissident learns that much has changed since he died. Adrastea deals with the Berserkers and Pekko travels more memories. Adrastea- Angela YihDissident- Jack TrueRavi/Pekko/Bikhu Ram/Vayu- Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi and The Dissident play catch up. Adrastea calls out Pekko and has her mind blown. She arrives.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixIlkea: Maddie Williams Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.Gnilfiet: Krissi WilliamsPekko: Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi reflects on the benefits of death. Gnilfiet upsets Pekko.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixSupport the Show.
All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Dr Loup SutcliffeRavi- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Violence - Threats of Violence-Threats of Cannibalism - Stupidity- Nudity - Tasteless Dick Jokes. Support the Show.
1If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but REALLY! why does he keep narrating everything?!Lt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteLucca - Krissi WilliamsCommander Samael Vine - Kier ZhouElyra Lightfoot- Abbie TickleLeda - Angela Yih @GirlmadeofjadeRada and Ash - Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreJiloat Levi - Connor HodgsonScurlott Levi- Marta HodgsonSelwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova igContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Implied Sexual ThemesSupport the Show.
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it here, because it contains disturbing accounts of conduct by the Uruk Helots and our Presiding Patriarch. Please leave any questions until after the reading. Written and produced by Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Peril - Monsters- Violence - Death/DyingSupport the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Kidnapping Support the Show.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Nuori Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Hupsu Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouCapt Luobo Ironside- James HartContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Kidnapping Support the Show.
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