Ghetto Bible Tales

About the show:Welcome to the Ghetto Bible Tales!!!Here we retell bible stories in a comical yet understandable way! The goal is to make you laugh while also teaching you a little bit about God.About the episode:a funny retelling of Genesis 38 where Judah's son Onan is struck dead after pulling out during sex! Watch/Listen as I break this story down and draw parallels to Jesus. I promise you've never heard the story told quite like this! If you prefer to see me on screen, this podcast is also streaming on Youtube! Click HERE to go to the video!

Episode 2 of Ghetto Bible Tales is about "Jeff" and the ludicrous vow that he makes to sacrifice the first thing that comes to the door to greet him. Watch/Listen to me break down what actually happened! If you're a visual learner, this podcast is also streaming on Youtube! If you prefer to watch me you can click HERE to be taken to the video!

I have always wondered if Jesus got whippings as a kid? LOL Listen as I retell Luke 2: 31-50 in this bonus mini-episode and explain why I think Jesus more than likely didn't get a spanking as a kid. This podcast also streams on Youtube. If you're a visual person and prefer to see me on screen and enjoy my shenanigans please click HERE to be taken to the video version!

Everybody knows the story of David & Goliath. Let me tell yall about a little guy with a big mouth and big faith, from the little town of Bethlehem who took off the armor of man and put on the whole armor of God to take down a giant! If you're a visual learner you can watch the podcast on Youtube! Click HERE for the video of me and my shenanigans LOLRemember to sign up for the mailing list for updates on Ghetto Bible Tales and more! Click HERE to sign up!Visit GhettoBibleTales.Com!

Before there were kings there were judges. Let me tell yall about the most gangsta judge of them all! Meet Ehud, the left-handed thug that saved an entire nation and brought on peace for 80 years! Watch/Listen to this retelling of Judges 3.This podcast also streams visually on Youtube! If you want to watch me and my antics watch the video HERE!

WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE DURING THE APOSTLE PAUL'S SERMON? OR WOULD YOU BE LIKE JEROME??? LOLLISTEN AS I RETELL THIS CLASSIC FROM THE BOOK OF ACTS IN THIS BONUS GBT!WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION TOLD THROUGH EMOJIS ON YOUTUBE HERE!

 In today's episode we meet the 3 stooges of the bible aka Miriam, Aaron & Moses. We find that Miriam is upset and wants to dethrone Moses as the spiritual leader and authority over Israel. Aaron is basically her little sidekick in this ordeal. Watch/Listen as I retell Numbers 12. This podcast also streams in visual form on YouTube! If you're interested in watching me and seeing my antics watch the video HERE!

In today's episode we're returning to the book of Daniel with the familiar story of the three Hebrew Boys: Shadrach, Meshac & Abed-Nego that would rather die than bow down and worship King Nebuchadnezzar. This podcast also streams visually on YouTube. If you want to watch me and my antics click HERE to see the video!

THE SHORT ANSWER IS YES! LISTEN AS I BREAK DOWN THE EXISTANCE OF OTHER GODS IN THIS MINI GHETTO BIBLE TALE. WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION HERE ON YOUTUBE!

Today's episode of the Ghetto Bible Tales is still in the book of Daniel focusing on Nebuchadnezzar, the great king of the Babylonian nation. According to scripture he was an arrogant and prideful king who placed himself on a pedestal and saw himself as a god much like the Pharaoh in Exodus. However, the two greatly differ when it comes to repentance. Unlike Pharaoh, Nebuchadnezzar's heart softens towards God and he repents in the end. Take a listen to the funny retelling on my podcast or watch the podcast in video format on my youtube channel HERE!

We're getting closer to the finale! Thanks to everyone that has been on the journey so far! Today we're discussing how man looks at the outward appearance but God looks at the HEART. Today's story focuses on the anointing of David as King of Israel. After Saul continually disobeyed God, The Lord was DONE! Listen as I retell this story! You can also WATCH on Youtube HERE Trust me its funnier in video format! LOL!

Bet you didn't know that Jesus had a mini moment of anxiety and depression. Watch as I discuss depression, anxiety and how it relates to the Christian experience in this mini Ghetto Bible Tale!Watch video version of this episode on YouTube HERE!

We're near the finale and I got another good one for yall! Shout out to my cousin, Iris, for requesting this one! Today's episode is about Elisha and how he cursed some people... Watch as I break down what caused him to do this. Watch the episode in video format on my YouTube channel here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9rJ23fugk4

I can't believe we have made it to the finale of season one! Welcome to the final episode of Ghetto Bible Tales Season One Ladies & Gentlemen!!!!! Today I'm retelling a bible story that's close to my heart and that is Jonah & The Great Fish. I identify a lot with Jonah which was why I had to tell this story! Watch this episode in video format on my YouTube channel! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMPB_0RPLJs

We have officially made it through the first season of the Ghetto Bible Tales podcast! I can't believe it! Yall, its been a rough but enjoyable ride thus far! This series has truly SAVED my life! It doesn't matter if it gets one listen, two listens or two million listens I am so grateful for it all! All the glory goes to God! I plan to keep making this series bigger and better! More stories, more videos, more everything!  Ghetto Bible Tales will be returning August 7th! Until then you can re-watch season one in its entirety over at youtube as well as watch the original GBT episodes (recorded circa 2015 - 2018) on Youtube! All Links below to keep up with me! Thanks for your support!Facebook: http://Facebook.com/GhettoBibleTalesInstagram: http://Instagram.com/ghettobibletalesTikTok: http://TikTok.com/@ghettobibletalesTwitter: http://twitter.com/ghettobibletaleYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/c/GhettoBibleTalesSign up for the official Ghetto Bible Tales Mailing List - https://mailchi.mp/25b6216b9253/ghettobibletalesVisit http://GhettoBibleTales.Com for more!

Welcome back! Season 2 of Ghetto Bible Tales kicks off with the story of a lesser-known prophet by the name of Micaiah. Micaiah was a student of the prophet Elijah and was the second to predict the fall of the corrupt King Ahab. Watch as I retell this gem of a story from the book of Kings. #Prophet #ghettobibletales #elijah #christian #biblestudyWATCH ON YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4BnnuAt-w

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the simple question series, where you ask me a question, biblical or spiritual, and I try to answer it. The first question to kick this series off is a simple one: How do you read the bible? Watch as I break down my tips on reading and understanding the bible. If you have a question or topic that you'd like me to discuss please feel free to use the request form at ghettobibletales.com!! #bible #biblestudy #ghettobibletales #howtoreadthebible #simplequestionWATCH ON YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH43X42PNQ

Today we're talking about the man that could control fire, the prophet, Elijah! Watch as I retell this story from 2nd Kings where Elijah set a bunch of men on fire. #Elijah #firebender #ghettobibletales #avatarthelastairbender #Biblestudy #christianWATCH ON YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PGnHJHQFE

HOW DO YOU GET THE HOLY SPIRIT?Today's question is a simple yet complicated one. Watch as I explain how to receive the holy spirit. If you have a question or topic that you'd like me to discuss please feel free to use the request form at ghettobibletales.com!! #holyspirit #christian #ghettobibletales #biblestudy #jesus #simplequestion #howtoreceivetheholyspiritWATCH ON YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbAShmvKY4

Today we're talking about Isaiah, the naked prophet! Watch as I retell his story and the reason he had to preach naked for THREE years! #Isaiah #ghettobibletales #biblestudy #christianWATCH ON YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2GpIF8pfbE