Simply Chaotic

Dear Hot Mess Society,  This week we're doing another big catch up because we're back!! (Again...) No but seriously, thank you all so much for your patience!It's been a busy time, Kristy smashed her Triathlon, Jordan got kicked out of a music festival and I am still constipated... We're talking all things High School Nostalgia, porn, losing our virginity, baby updates and chats, plus a quick game of "Never Have I Ever"!So,  STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,HAPPY FRIDAY! We are back in your ears with another episode of "Dear Diary, I'm A Hot Mess!"On today's episode we unpack a few sticky situations; Your boyfriend hating your best friend, your sister-in-law blocking you over missing a birthday party and your brother's girlfriend copying everything you do!Plus, we have some great weekend recommendations for you and of course updates on the gender reveal!!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society, Thank you all so much for your patience with our inconsistency lately, but now I can finally tell you why... I'M PREGNANT! This week we're doing a big old catch up, we've got some killer recommendations, a super fun game of "Are you Emma or are you Kristy?" plus, we of course give you a bit of an insight into pregnancy life! So,  STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,HAPPY FRIDAY! We are back in your ears with another episode of "Dear Diary, I'm A Hot Mess!"On today's episode we unpack a few sticky situations; being in love with a swinger,  having a friend who is jealous of your pregnancy and navigating a very rocky relationship.Plus, learn how to play "Suck My Titties" an unofficially, official 'The Fuck It Diaries' game that you can try this Friday night!!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,This week we are back with some juicy, horror bridesmaids stories! We kick off the episode with some recommendations,  why you should unfollow certain people on Instagram, bad fashion trends and severe constipation hahaha!We've got some wild stories for you including a maid of honour who slept with the groom, random bridesmaid's rules, a hen's gone wrong and more.So, STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,HAPPY FRIDAY! We are back in your ears with another episode of "Dear Diary, I'm A Hot Mess!"On today's episode we unpack a few sticky situations; how to make friends as an adult, navigating off and on relationships and how fast is too fast in brand new relationships?P.s. If you are looking for the dating app for making friends it is called "Bumble BFF"Anyway,  STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society, WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON TWO OF THE FUCK IT DIARIES!Thank you so much for your patience during our unintentional break, this girl has definitely not felt her self lately but we are back and ready to goooo!On this week's episode I am back with my gal Kristy and we have a big old catch up on everything that has happened during our break, hit you with some killer movie, TV and book recommendations that might even get a little saucy!Speaking of saucy, we take a quiz to see what kind of flirt we are and then end the episode with all the tea on how I ended up all over the media, I guess I'm like, famous now? HahahahaAnyway,  STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Helloooo Chaotics!!We are your hosts Emma Claiir and Kristy Jean - welcome to our brand new show "Simply Chaotic" your weekly dose of shit-talk with a side of TMI.Ever peed your pants in a store?  Oh no definitely not us either... We're starting off with some of our wildest memories and some good old fun facts about us. We give you the lowdown on what to expect from Simply Chaotic and we're just so bloody glad you're here!We have so, so much in store for you and we can't wait to take you along for the ride.Lots of love,Emma and Kristy xoxo@emmaclaiir@_kristyjean_

Dear Hot Mess Society,On today’s episode we talk all things; Dolly Doctor, sleepover nostalgia, and we get into some pretty juicy questions about our sex lives.Our first segment is ‘Sleepover Nostalgia’ where we asked you guys to send in things that made your perfect sleepover when you were a kid/ teenager and what sneaky things you got up to… It really took us back and we definitely had a few stories of our own!We also managed to find some Dolly magazines from 2016 and decided to check our horoscopes, and let’s just say they were pretty spot on for that time in our lives. We also took a deep dive into some Dolly Doctor questions!To finish the episode, things got a little steamy with Flex Mami’s “Questions About Sex” cards and we opened up a lot about our sex lives!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,Today we’re bringing you the very first extended episode of “Dear Diary, I’m A Hot Mess”, your weekly dose of very unprofessional advice from your 21st century hot mess Emma Claiir!First up we’re talking all things botox, filler, piercings and what to do if your partner isn’t really the biggest fan… Next up we unpack a sticky situation in the workplace and some birthday plans that don’t quite go to plan. To finish we go into all of the details of a juicy, potential workplace romance!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,In today’s episode we started off with a brand new, highly requested segment which was our recommendations! Our recommendations were a little bit different this week; mine was a fun little TV show whereas Jordan’s was a little more juicy!This episode is based pretty much completely around fashion! We thought it would be really fun to pop this into one of the episodes so Jordan started off with a fun little game called “Weird Flex But, Okay” where he gave me different scenarios like Splendour, Beach Weddings and Christenings and I had to come up with an outfit for those events on the spot!We then moved on to our favourite fashion moments in pop culture lately, how to build the perfect staple wardrobe and how to find your own personal style, I really hope that you guys love these little tips, we had so much fun recording this one!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,We are BACK! So sorry hot messes, this girl has been very, very sick! But do not stress, we start this episode off with a long overdue catch up with my girls Kristy, Kathryn and Teesh that gets a little spicy! We then share a few recommendations and even have a cheeky phone call from somebody very special. We also spoke about the whole dating situation with Kathryn which I know you have all been dying to hear the tea on!Next up, we jump on the “He’s a 10 but ____ “ TikTok trend and I think it’s safe to say, the votes were pretty much all the same on these juicy ‘Icks’ that we just know a lot of you will be able to relate to!Then in everyone’s favourite segment “Dear Diary, I’m A Hot Mess!” we unpack a juuuuicy situation between three girls, a gig and a decision as to whether she should stay with one, stay with the other one or fuck them both off! So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,It’s finally here! Our Love Weekend Film is LIVE! We are so excited to share this with you, so coming up on this episode, we are talking all about my ridiculously messy LOVE WEEKEND!We start off the episode with some quick questions from Producer Jordan about how the Love Weekend came about, how Aaron proposed, plus we get into some of the nitty-gritty details from the weekend.After that we have a VERY special guest, my husband Aaron James Mugica! Aaron and I are then put to the test with some quick fire questions from my gorgeous co-host for today, the one and only Erin-Louise Camilleri!Next up we answer some of your questions that you have sent in about the Love Weekend and unpack a Sticky Situation in “Dear Diary, I’m A Hot Mess!” about a Bridesmaid and a wedding guest  that have broken up. They may also have new partners now with the real question being, “Should they be invited to the wedding or not?”So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,This isn’t just any episode IT’S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!! Let me tell you, it is chaotic, it is messy, it is the definition of ‘Emma Claiir is a hot mess’!First up you get to meet the lovely Jaz Borri (@jazborri @the.starsociety) who is one of my favourite astrologists EVER! Every year I speak to her to give me some guidance on the year ahead, so get ready for a deep dive into what the year has in store for me.Next up I sit down with my besties Teneesha, Jeana and Producer Jordan to play Gemini Celebrity Heads, where we go through some of the most iconic celeb Gemini’s!Then it’s time to meet the parents, we called in my parents Dimity and Gino and they gave us some inside gossip as to who Emma Claiir really is, as well as had some really beautiful moments. I LOVED having them on the podcast because if there’s any description of how I became a hot mess, it’s when you meet my Mum and Dad!We then go through some True or False questions and you get to find out some totally random facts you might not have known about me...To wrap the episode up Jordan really put me through all of the emotions, reaching out to some of my amazing, incredible, bestest friends in the whole entire world, giving me a really beautiful birthday message that definitely ended up in some tears!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,We are back with another entry in the Fuck It Diaries and today’s episode is fun to say the least! We start off the episode with you guys getting to meet my friends; we’ve got Jordan, Bailey and Kristy who I ask a series of quick fire questions and some juicy would-you-rathers.Next up we move onto a quick little drinking game where we each have to guess each others movie references and let’s just say Kristy wasn’t the best at this game after getting a little bit litty-tittie throughout this part of the episode hahaha!After that we go into detail about my career, the many different jobs I have had over the years, why I got fired and how I got to where I am today. This is a segment you will definitely take something away from!To wrap things up we help one of our beautiful listeners out with a bit of a sticky situation that we know a lot of you will relate to, in a segment we like to call “Dear Diary, I’m A Hot Mess!”So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society, Welcome to The Fuck It Diaries, your weekly dose of hot-mess, carefree, shit talking!On this week’s episode we talk all things RED FLAGS - especially those of the dating app kind - and let me tell you it gets extremely juicy!We also give advice to one of our lovely listeners who has a bit of a sticky situation regarding an affair, a wedding, a maid of honour, a best man and a rocky friendship.After that myself and a few of my friends who are featured on this episode; Danika, Kathryn and Teneesha, take a deep dive into updating Kathryn and Teneesha’s dating profiles and it definitely went a little bit further than we expected!So if you are ready for a juicy, juicy episode then STRAP IN BITCHES, it's time for another episode of The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

IT'S HERE BITCHES! Welcome to The Fuck It Diaries, your weekly dose of hot-mess, carefree, shit talking. This week I'm here with my bestie Kristy and TFID producer Jordan, giving you the low down on what The Fuck It Diaries is all about as we take a deep dive into the world of Emma Claiir.We chat all things growing up, the stupid shit I got up to during my younger years, as well as introducing a recurring segment called "Dear Diary, I'm A Hot Mess" where we get you to send in your Sticky Situations and we give you our very best (very unqualified) advice!Next up we phone-a-friend with very special guest, Erin-Louise Camilleri and then wrap up the episode with some very kind words from some of my closest friends, that almost made me cry.So STRAP IN BITCHES, it's time for the VERY FIRST episode of The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma Claiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,HAPPY FRIDAY! We are back in your ears with another episode of "Dear Diary, I'm A Hot Mess!"On today's episode we unpack a few sticky situations; My brother-in-law doesn't want to move out and I am about to have a baby, I'm sleeping with someone 4 years younger and I have started to get feelings and my mum is being super overprotective about me dating someone!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it's time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society, HAPPY FRIDAY! We are back in your ears with another episode of “Dear Diary, I’m A Hot Mess!”On today's episode we unpack a few  spicy, sticky situations; sleeping with your best friend's brother, a fucked up break and is family important to you? So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir

Dear Hot Mess Society,THE BITCH IS BACK! This week it’s me and ya girllll Kristy, talkin shit and all things friendship!We get into the nitty-gritty of how we met, how our friendship has evolved and we asked you guys to let us know the stupidest thing that you and your bestie have fought about!We take a deep dive into all of that and more + finish up the ep with some JUICY would you rathers!!So, STRAP IN BITCHES it’s time for another entry in The Fuck It Diaries!XOXO Emma ClaiirIG: @thefuckitdiaries @emmaclaiirTikTok: @thef.ckitdiaries @emmaclaiir