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The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who believes Virginia McCaskey is an immortal who lives off the sadness of Bear fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would not have fertilized the egg that eventually becomes slow crusty Virginia. Alonzo Spellman called this "The realest pod on the streets today!" #BearDown
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The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the division once again. Fire this entire staff and hire the one man who can take this team back to where it belongs. Bear Down Hooligans!!
Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear Down Hooligans!!
Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th. Bear Down Hooligans!!
Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!
Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs. Bear Down Hooligans!
Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime. Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridiculous looking fanbase in the league. Bear Down!
Fields was back and played a solid game (suck it Bagent lovers). Eberfloozey was up by two scores with 3 minutes remaining and managed to blow it once again. Took me a while to drop this cause I haven't wanted to even think about this joke of an organization. How is Eberflus still employed? #BearDown
Bears win a close one versus the worst team in the league boosting their draft pick. Some creepy Bears fans create a fan club for The Badge and named it Bagent Boner Brigade, that's not a joke. There is a very good chance that Eberfloozey is mentally challenged. BearDown
The Badge plays a little Jekyll & Hyde in this one. One too many Nola hand grenades during halftime. Not a pretty second half for The Badge's new fan brigade calling themselves Bagent's Boners. Nows the time to raise your children to root for another franchise. Don't subject them to 30 more years of rebuild, I beg you. #BearDown
The Badge's Cinderella story comes to an unpleasant ending. Eberfloozey & staff are only still employed because they work for the worst organization in the league. Halloween is tomorrow. Be very careful, Virginia McCaskey could be loose on the streets. Watch your kids and Bear Down!
Bears fans believe The Badge might be Tom Brady reincarnated. Why are so many of our fellow Bears fans so dumb? Poles needs to extend & pay Jaylon Johnson his money tomorrow. Enough with trading away talented players for 6th round picks. Bear Down
Fields Goes down. Many fans get what they've been begging for & Bagent (The Badge) makes his NFL debut. It went about as well as anyone with a brain would expect. Minnesotans aren't bright and the color purple suits them well. Bear Down!
As the Big Shooter had wished, the Bears kept it bangin' this week. Fields & Moore feeling each other once again and making that sweet sweet magic. Eberfloozey tried to do what he does and let the team formerly known by a different name come back, but DJ & Fields said no thanks. They grabbed a fan to run the ball in the 4th quarter since all RBs are dead now. Bear Down!
Two special guests join me to deal with another laughable Bears game. Our new Bears organization insider Dr. Feelgood feeds us the inside dope and The Big Shooter keeps it bangin as always. Sell The Team
NFL week three. The Bears organization continues it's downward spiral. One of their worst weeks in recent history ends with an absolute slaughter. Painful laughter can be the only reaction at this point. Sell the team
Not much to say about today. Fields looks like he'll never be "the guy". They've been playing this same style of embarrassing football for 3 decades regardless of what regime is briefly running the team. The time is now if you want to find yourself a new team to support
New season, new talent, and same old fucking song for the Bears versus the packers (minus Aaron Rodgers).
The 2023 NFL draft is in the books. Poles played it safe and played by the McCaskey code of character over talent. I think it went decent and it seems most do as well. I witnessed it from Soldier Field and couldn't find Virginia. #BearDown
Poles proving he shouldn't be trifled with this off-season. We cover him quickly getting down to biz with the trade & the quick start in free agency on day one. Also Rodgers has the pack sitting around with their wieners in their hands waiting on him. Bear Down!!
Bears lose as we all hoped. Lovie's Beard comes through for Chicago and gets the win versus Indy. THE BEARS HAVE THE #1 PICK IN THE 2023 DRAFT!!!!! Absolutely insane. Poles tank job plays out to perfection. Last game and episode for this season. But off-season episodes to follow for free agency, the draft, and pre-season. Bear Down!!
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