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A husband and wife talk about family and pop culture. What’s the meaning of “family”? How do you even spell it? Is it wrong we watch more cartoons than our kids? Why do we put out feeders for birds but not squirrels (not even Flying Squirrels?) Do we watch mobster movies just for the murders? Do people really need a rhyme to remember how many days are in a month? Is Whomping Willow in Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? Oh, and why did our ceiling collapse? Plus, Life Hacks, Southern Paula, Pappy the C-PAP Machine, Top 10 Lists, Painful Memories, Future News & More.
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Send us a text Time for The Big Football Game. The Super one. Taking a Valentine’s Day partner quiz. Farewell to these two kinds of Girl Scout Cookies. We need to hit these asteroids before they hit us. SPONSOR: The new social media platform SAY IT. SAY IT is always on. You’re always posting. Every comment and movement you make is automatically recorded and posted for all to see. Download the SAY IT app today, and never, ever shut up.
Send us a text * Our 2,000 mile round trip to get sea sick, see six-toed cats and catch COVID. * Sesame Street tells Bert, Ernie and Big Bird to explore other options. * Local gangs picking up your trash: What experts in 1975 thought 2025 would be like. SPONSOR: There are more than a hundred shades of yellow, and each week Mindy & Derek of the Hello Yellow podcast take you through each one. Forget everything you thought you knew about “flax” and “goldenrod” and download Hello ...
Send us a text •Scenes from Star Wars II: Wookie Winter Wonderland •Chris, Paula and David Spade in Atlantic City •Odd Stories of 2024 SPONSOR Santa Claus is now SC Business Solutions. He still keeps lists and delivers gifts, but SC Business Solutions does so much more. Save the milk and cookies, and contact him today to find out what SC Business Solutions can do for you.

Wow, Is That the Time?!?!

2024-12-0801:10:01

Send us a text * Why do we lose track of time? All about Time Blindness * BREAKING: Password Rules Have Changed * Game Time: Who Are You? Can you figure out these notable figures? SPONSOR: “Roasting his Own People” the unauthorized biography of Mr. Peanut.
Send us a text Here’s why Chris can’t remember names. What really happens with our recycling? Ultraman, Johnny Socco & Goldar: The amazing trio of giant Japanese superheroes of our youth. SPONSOR: Miracle Pillow. Don't ask questions.
Send us a text * Halloween costumes today and yesterday and apes. * Lasers on your face: Do LED red lights work? * The internet ruined this native tribe. Or DID it? SPONSOR: (YOUR AD HERE)

Ending Endless Shrimp

2024-10-1301:06:04

Send us a text *Red Lobster is STILL AROUND, just please stop eating all their shrimp. *Bugs Bunny is 84 and still funnier than any other mammal. *80s vs 90s TV Theme Song Death Match SPONSOR Vote NO on Prop 4: BIG BUSINESS wants you to vote YES on Proposition 4 to change the name of Pennsylvania to “West New Jersey.” Why? THEY make money on new signs, while FAMILES have to spend THEIR hard-earned dollars on new license plates. We like our old license plates, and we like our...

Credit Freeze Pops

2024-09-2453:59

Send us a text *FREEZE! Your credit rating already. *Gen Z says: Mom, come to my stupid job interview thing. *RIP Oldest Person in the World (And can we really live to 20,000?) *What’s your earworm today? SPONSOR The American Association of Right-Handed Americans Approximately 16% of Americans have very poor credit. Nearly 25% have athlete’s foot fungus. And 90% of both are right-handed. The American Association of Right-Handed Americans speaks for those of us who aren...

Scents & Sensibilities

2024-09-0901:11:52

Send us a text Our Son Leaves Us, Says It’s to “Go to College” AI: Scarlett Johansson & Al Michaels an Item (of Interest?) Air Fresheners - Delightful or Disgusting? SPONSOR: Pickipedia, where you can make new facts to fit your worldview. Penguins fly and your opinion soars at Pickipedia.
Send us a text * How Do Couples Meet Today? What Are the Dealbreakers? * The Dark Moon Landing Speech You Never Heard * Remembering Bob Newhart Would Go Something Like This * Corrections and Pre-Mistakes SPONSOR: QuickCart Grocery Delivery, we throw away the vegetables for you.

Ear Worm Removal

2024-07-2201:12:09

Send us a text What makes an ear worm song and how do we destroy them? How to handle pushy salesmen. Game Time: Guess the song based on one word. (Featuring a special guest!) SPONSOR: Superman vs Batman vs Spider-Man vs The Hulk vs Captain America vs Ant Man vs Shazam vs. Wonder Woman vs. Iron Man vs. Godzilla: The Movie

Space Monkey Mafia

2024-07-0101:07:54

Send us a text * How to Fake Working at Home (and Get Caught) * Every “We Didn’t Start the Fire” Reference Explained * The Paula Pop Trivia Game SPONSOR Our friends at the Starlite Online Casino. Download the Starlite Casino App, and get in on the action! Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Don’t think you have a problem? Why else would you want an app to help you gamble faster? I mean, really.

Water Pik Addict

2024-06-2058:13

Send us a text Love & Water Pik Retailers Hate That You Buy Things on Your Laptop Happy Father’s Day, You Dummy FLASHBACK: Battle of the Network Stars SPONSOR The Do It Yourself Job Site We don’t mean “how to find workers yourself.” We mean: How about you just Do The Work Yourself?
Send us a text Update: Really, how much do you need to rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher? Really. * Out at the Japanese restaurant * Book Recommendations that Horribly Mislead * All Magicians Lie And That's The Agreement) SPONSOR: The Difference Between Ferrets & Weasels Podcast Think there’s no difference between ferrets and weasels? Brothers Tim and Jason Stallings say there are plenty of differences, and they talk about them daily on The Difference Between Ferret...

Say Cheese and Frozen Peas

2024-05-2301:09:26

Send us a text Can You Take Our Photo? News Feed Feeding Frenzy Orson Welles and Frozen Peas SPONSOR Today’s episode is sponsored by Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises. If you’re already a client of Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises, Thank you for your patronage. If you’re not a client, find out what Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises can do for you.

Bad Pick-Up Lines

2024-04-3001:08:41

Send us a text Purple guns and other Parents Picking Up Kids stories. Let’s look at 1970s Consumer Recalls. Trivia and trivia about the history of trivia. Remembering Joe Flaherty SPONSOR: Artificial Intelligence

Duck, Duck Ooze

2024-04-1753:05

Send us a text Chris & said Paula explore Speed Listening, Professional Tag and Dawn's Dirty Ducks aka "We know it's not real oil, but how do you make those "oily" baby duck ads? SPONSOR: Commonwealth Vehicle Auction - We seized vehicles from drug kingpins, mobsters and generally shady people and will sell them to you cheap. Don't worry, if these murderous thugs ask where their stuff went, we'll say, "We don't know who bought it. Good luck finding them, chump." New auctions every month.
Send us a text “I like you” and other highly successful phrases. How do you eat? Exploring key changes in songs. Some people and Paula don’t like’em. March Madness (Formerly “February Freakout”) SPONSOR: TryNex - If you experience bleeding on TryNex, don’t tell anyone.
Send us a text ‘The Ghostbusters’ Confusion Government Kill Switches? “The Big Movie Awards” from our two Oscars SPONSOR: InTech Business Solutions is now Solutions Plus. For years, InTech Business Solutions helped you solve all your inventory, IT and payroll problems. As Solutions Plus, we offer all that, plus we’ll help you fix your running toilet and repair your relationship with your stepson.

You Can Misquote Me On That

2024-03-0301:07:11

Send us a text Awesome Quotes that are WRONG Job Interviews Gone WRONG Y’all, Youse, Yinz is Speaking RIGHT (Somewhere) Plus Chris scores some salad fixings on a street corner. SPONSOR: Paying is easy with EZ Pay. Don’t worry about what you’re paying for. It’s EASY with EZ Pay!

Street Thug Barbie

2024-02-1901:03:21

Send us a text * The Barbie movie, and Paula’s Barbie recollections and collections. * Chris talks about “I Offer You Out” - When boys only had fist fights with friends. * Muzak wasn’t what you think * Name the 80s Movie Based On The Song SPONSOR This Packet of Green Powder
Send us a text Driving Court with Judges Chris & Paula Paula Describes a Car Crashing into Her Office Is “Rocket Money” for Real? The Big Super Ball Game Can You Guess These Jingles? Will You be Our Valentine? SPONSOR The Celery Sisters Podcast
Send us a text Junk Drawer Jollies Goodbye Shadow, a Good Boy Do Cats Only Meow at Humans? What Would You Tell Your Young Self? Washington Watch Corrections SPONSOR Our friends at the Starlight Casino App for Money Gambling
Send us a text 2024 Predictions How Gift Returns Work Goofballs Announce Interior Design Trends President Tyler Was Born in 1790 and His Grandson is ALIVE IN 2024 SPONSOR Century Home Contractors: Go ahead and sue them. They’ve got plenty of insurance.

Season Wrap?

2023-12-3158:54

Send us a text The furnace tried to kill us The New McDonald’s Christmas Merriment “Name the Song, Already” Game SPONSOR: Visit North Dakota. Experience North Dakota, where buses regularly run to the awe-inspiring Mount Rushmore in nearby South Dakota.

Starving Sasquatch

2023-12-1201:05:04

Send us a text Black Friday Day “It’s for you” - Landline Love Goodbye DVDs No One Wants to Hear About Our Dreams The Officeing Effect Review: Suburban Sasquatch SPONSOR: Henley Precision Eyewear It’s all legit.

Unfortunate Banana

2023-11-2047:43

Send us a text * Save the Bananas * Fortune Cookies -What’s up with fortune cookies * Prisencolinensinaincusol (You know what that means.) * Something I just learned that others have known for a long time (SILTOHK-FALT) SPONSOR Dragon Wars from GTE Games: Kings and princesses, heroes and villains, lovers and traitors, all of them are dragons.

‘Member That Show?

2023-10-2448:45

Send us a text New B.I.N.D.E.R. ALERT: Paying for College Binder ‘Member That Show? Be That As It May Be That 70s v 80s Decade Death Match SPONSOR: Annoyed Announcers

Sidewalk See Yas

2023-10-0357:31

Send us a text Sidewalk Talk – How to End the Conversation Predictions in 1923 about life in 2023 Word, Outlook and The Color of Brands SPONSOR: Triple A and AARP have teamed up. We’re now AAA-AARP. Remember the name. AAA-AARP – It’s the NEW way for old folks to find a tow truck.
Send us a text * Cursing commercials. (Not at them, in them.) * Reddit hates Jamie from Progressive. * What Happened to Car Washes? * Will anyone be our friends? SPONSOR: Survey Monkey is now The Curious Beaver.
Send us a text * “Now if you’ll excuse me, is there some place we can talk?” * B-Movie Breakdown * Back to School: The Season of Excitement and Death * The Rabbit Hole of Aggression * Correcting the Record SPONSOR: PremiumSnakeOil.com
Send us a text * A visit to the boardwalk. * Do people still drink instant coffee? * Paula bakes 700 things. * Battle of the brands we grew up with. SPONSOR: The Guy Who Showed Up at Our Home Last Night With a Wad of Cash

We’re on a Boat!

2023-08-0339:49

Send us a text Cruising for trouble, and snorkeling, pickle ball and complimentary drinks. PLUS: Cabin Balcony LIVE SPONSOR: Continental Life Boats

Baseball & Binders

2023-07-1651:29

Send us a text Tailgating Aisle Seat Responsibility Binders and More Binders Absent Minded Memory/ Moments Real Team Name Game PROUD TO BE AIRED ON THE ARMED FORCES RADIO NETWORK (of an undisclosed nation)
Send us a text Entering Facebook Marketplace Popular foods we don’t like-looking at you meatloaf Volunteering -Who are those chumps? City vs. Country: The Chores SPONSOR: Joylentrex

B-Sides & Bee Fears

2023-06-1358:49

Send us a text Why are there 3,297 meal kit companies? Fears or Phobias? Bugs, heights & more One Hit Wonders: Their Other Songs SPONSOR: Attorneys Frank Uptha & Terrell Wazzoo - “Tell them you have lawyers Uptha Wazzoo.”

TikTok & Wall Ball

2023-05-2458:55

Send us a text The Case for TikTok? Country v. City: Who Played Better? Daredevils: Death as Entertainment SPONSOR: Friend Zone, the We’re Not Dating app.
Send us a text Common Curtsey Bumper Stickers “Do this task. Thanks!” The Perils of Shushing Overrated/Underrated SPONSOR: Saskatchewan Tourism Board-Discover what’s great about Saskatchewan, and let us know what it is, eh?

The Titanic Episode

2023-04-2747:17

Send us a text Having a stiff drink before leaping off the Titanic. Did You Know?? Dumb Dumb Doggie the Smart Dumb Dog SPONSOR: Vote NO on Prop 37 Granting Robots Access to Our Emotions
Send us a text Lisa Kudrow hit a skier? Tipping (Point). Bad Tax Advice. Quicker Baseball: Quickball. Who is the Actual Easter Bunny? Music Break: Top Hits of ‘23. Fight SR 111!

Talking True Crime TV

2023-03-2146:56

Send us a text Dateline, 48 Hours, our murder shows. Life before marriage went quickly. March Raging Insanity. Sorry, Girl Scouts. SPONSOR: “The System Works Pretty Well,’ streaming now on Angie’s List.
Send us a text A brief Newsfeed Feeding Frenzy Japan is Amazing 70s vs 80s Decade Death Match SPONSOR: Coleman Ear, Nose and Eye Specialists
Send us a text So, speakers are still beginning a lot of statements with “so” and ending them as questions? Paula v. Dentist. ASMR: Soothing sounds or something weirder? SPONSOR: Law offices of Klondike, Rafferty and Abbott. And Tillman, Montgomery and Barnes. And Washington, Straus, Gilmore, Donovan, Caldwell, Yannick, Feinberg, Van Dyke, Ellsworth, Unruh, Gregory, Tobias, Henderson, Silvers, Ionetti, Richards, Jones, Garcia, Lipshitz, Pullman, Morgan, Neuman, Peters and Griffin.
Send us a text What are yawns? Are they really contagious and why does Paula yawn when she doesn’t want to talk about something? We’re not just blowing smoke up your butt: the origins of gross sayings. How did our dinner plan for three, 6-inch subs become a $75 Taco Bell order? Gofer, Lincoln and other corrections. SPONSOR: Gluten Plus
Send us a text Saying good-bye to Ol’ Bessie. Young Chris was an old man who sided with Dean Wormer and Judge Smails. Should you really not pre-rinse dishes before running the dishwasher? Really? Correcting our mistakes. SPONSOR: HireMe_IQuit.com

Whistle, Mother

2023-01-1628:38

Send us a text Surprisingly Satisfying Things. Autocorrect Alibis and other “Life Hacks.” Paula can’t whistle (and neither can The Bangles.) One of them tries to learn. SPONSOR: Starlight Casino App for Money Gambling
Send us a text America’s secret cheese cave. The world’s dirtiest man. Digging up Gregor Mendel. Who is taking our silverware? Chris’s shaver wants to talk to his phone. Today We Learned About: Stenomasks, why that court lady is whispering into a facemask. SPONSOR: “Bread Brothers” streaming on ebay.
Send us a text Chris and Paula discuss being a courteous driver and regretting it. Four-way stop signs create three-second enemies. How to watch soccer. Paula deals with crowded people-crowds crowding her. 70s v. 80s Decade Death Match A Top 10 List SPONSOR: Ew-Go Trash Removal
Send us a text We break down the analytics: How are youse listening to this? Paula tells of the Contractor Who Grunts. Putting up Christmas lights and the show-offs from the ladder company. Words of Wince-Dumb. SPONSOR: Bear Care brand Bear Hair Care
Send us a text Paula is thankful for her new pillow. Chris is thankful the internet means his friends can’t escape him. PLUS: Is it ok that we watch more cartoons than our kids? Paula can’t believe people can’t remember how many days are in a month. A Top 10 List. The Childhood Slang for Private Parts or 19th Century English Dessert Game. The Lord of the Potter aka Harry Rings Game. SPONSOR: Antoinette’s Pizzeria
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