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Daddy and Daughter duo tackle some of the most random questions, mostly for entertainment but maybe we will learn something new together! We drink and we swear so may not be suitable for younger listeners. Submit questions at askmydaddypod@gmail.com
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We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives musical chairs a whole new meaning… Shit ends up everywhere with these thangs and that’s gross, pause for puke sounds he...
Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LETS GO!!Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening!Find Us on FacebookContact us:Please email us - Askmydaddyp...
We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally answering a LISTENER QUESTION!!! Shout out Candy - Hello Candy, quit rumbling around in my daddy’s brain! But first, a Tangent -...
THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink up cuz this will tickle your punching bone! Catch this brain leakage pleaseHashtag rate and review wherever you're listening!Find Us on FacebookCont...
TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - blah blah blah… Daddy thinks we are all crazy in the podcast world, this is a boner episode of our drunken thoughts while on our roadtrip. Fight about...
Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we have to discuss in length PODFEST 2024 y’all - WTF we are doing it! Sorry not sorry for rambling ON and ON about the schedule that I laid out in a s...
Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year episode, we try and get through her listener question submitted via askmydaddypod@gmail.com: How does Advil know where to go in your body to relieve pain? We go through some big ol’ words but these two have big ol’ brains so no surprise there! There is a...
Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the other. We are getting into the history (not my best subject) of this stupid smart table and apparently I can’t pronunciate Mr. Lavoosier. I know, wtf but he was important for Oxygen and Nitrogen (??). We talk about Wolfgang - an organizer of periodic tables...
Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I still try to figure out what the actual eff I’m doing with sound. I really wish I had trumpet sounds because we are discussing the Periodic Table - what I thought was Daddy’s FAVE subject but now I think that is TBDDDDDD. Per usual, I request everyone to stick...
I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode! Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse does a BLURT! I know, wtf… SMH IRL IDK! Daddy is ready and willing and… we try to fit our listeners in our hands before getting to the good stuff. *Drumroll* The question is a combination of a listener question from Joshie Poo and the OG list - where did the ...
This is another segment of rapid fire questions! We are going at rapid fire Joel speed - is that an oxymoron? Hmmm.. Appears opinions are like assholes and daddy has MULTIPLES!! WTF - I know, I know. Stick with us past the 18 min mark to get to question number TWO…We have quite a mix of questions. Drink up bishes or phone a bro if needs be and cheers to all!!Hashtag rate and review wherever you're listening!Find Us on FacebookContact us:Please email us - Askmydaddypod@gmail.com to submit ques...
We may or may not have had a little bit to drink on this episode that we recorded a little late in the evening, but it just makes it more funner cuz military alphabets, Greek alphabets and shit. Which has nothing to do with this episode’s question, no surprise there! Daddy says he’s actually READY for this question, hmmm - he is a good bullshitter so we shall see. Good vibes only!!! And then tangents come - so sorry for the banter about alpha omega and blah blah blah… drum roll for the QUESTI...
Starting off strong with a healthy debate about equilibrate - what the?? Yeah first tangent is positive and negative idiots with everyone trying to “equilibrate” to being a neutral idiot! Chug chug something good to get ready for the rest. And Wordle appears, not new to any of us but what do you get when Wordle is missing two ears? Not the question of the night! Are we ever going to get to it? Yes, but first banter about Roger and Wilco - SMH… This is a super special LISTENER question tonight...
Alright, we have a LISTENER question - mound up! Thank you number 5 for your interesting question as to why glue doesn’t stick to its own bottle… There’s air and water and epoxy, all jumbled together we get this episode. It’s chemistry centric, so Daddy is on point! We discover a too cool for school website - Wonderopolis, feels nostalgic for some reason… Elmer’s glue, gorilla glue, we cover it all, per usual the answer is - IT DEPENDS on if the polymers are sticky or stretchy. Gross!! I’ll r...
Starting off on a BANG - would you rather rub your input or rub your output? Hmmm… I say neither only because this is a convo with my Daddy. Life lessons from Daddy that nobody asked for. Then I get some family lessons - will we ever get to the question?!? Keep listening… On to sock hops and jitter bug dancin’! Daddy is not a dancer and may be a bomber (J/K!!!!!) he’s just a chemical thief, so what’s the question? It’s a relatable one! The causes of some eye jitter bug twitching is cause for ...
Well golly, we some non-producing assholes but we know what episode this is.. We go into the sky and clouds even though we ain’t no meterologists. Please excuse the typos, I’m write it like we say it! Anyone ever thought about the difference between tornadoes and hurricanes??? This is what we dive into or up to tonight. And guess what we do, go on our favorite ride - tangents!!!! Blatant statement equals BS, probably the only nugget of useful info, the rest will be unuseful BUT info nonethele...
We could be missing our brains in this episode but that is TBD, bitches! We have a very special dedication at the end for our little tap dancer - but we have a WHOLE lot of fun in between including minimizing bloviation - Wordle - is blove a word? Some questions remain unanswered. We even have our first ever guest, JOSH! My hubby, as he puts his 3 cents in on these random rapid fire questions that is usually all about my daddy - Josh just has recent experience. Y’all know this goes at the mos...
Wow, does Daddy have some answers for us tonight!! We talk scientists, of course, Louis Pasteur to be exact - is that a hint for the question? We hop around so many centuries, who knows when shit actually happened cuz we weren’t there… The good, the bad, the ugly about pasteurization and milk. Why does the world use different methods (metrics or units) to measure the goddamn same thing? Makes me all confused, Daddy tries to straighten me out - hopeless! Bringing back the centigrade or fentigr...
Shit fire in the first minute, we are in for a WILD ride! This is the second installment of crazy kiddo questions. As I get our equipment settled, daddy makes a “that’s what she said joke” which just sets the tone! Post microphone impressions, microphone tickles, jee willikers, some bloopers AND the Happy Whistler by Don Robertson (no relation and don’t sue us), we get to the meat of the questions. We don’t remember the questions, so don’t ask.. Although I bring the ANSWERS and Daddy pulls a ...
Guess who’s back? This is an epic episode with a long ass intro - but I don’t think that is new. We did a switch-a-roo on the set up that fucks us all up, could make us funnier?? We start off with pings, submarines and squeaks!! Excuse the realism in the episode… The question today is, you definitely have to wait for it, at like 10 MINUTES plus some - how does one tell time by the shadows of objects? We are backwards, we love sunsets, sunrises, and clocks are taken for granted - FOR SURE! Plu...
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