My Autobiography: A Memoir by Justy Jones

My story begins, as all stories do, with the stories of others: The challenging lives of my grandparents and the sacrifices they made to allow my parents to rise to fame and fortune. But my story is not so fortunate. 

My story continues with my introduction to school, where I am terrorized by bullies. Seth develops problematic stools, while I find my calling as a child butler only to fall victim to "tender" abuse, pun intended. Nanoo is stricken with a tragic klelpers.

My increasingly abusive relationship with Mrs. O leads to PRE-Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I run away,  join a gang, and hitch a ride on a freight train where I become vehemently disenchanted with hobo luggage apparatus.

My journey from Unitarian to Scientologist to childhood star in the show "Nooks and Crannies," and ultimately the rise and fall of my reign as the Cummerbund King. 3 all-new songs!