The AI Quotient with Citizen Abels

Some must be ruffling Blackbird’s feathers. Because Blackbird goes on a rant on everything from Martin Luther King, Jr. to RUN DMC to Rodney King to The March On Washington. And if that’s not enough, Blackbird gets in enough shots at The Citizen to keep his bald head spinning. Even Jesus himself isn’t spared.From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

It’s listener phone calls and emails on this episode of “The AI Quotient,” as Blackbird seems to be reaching the end of his rope with The Citizen and the listeners. No worries. Because AIVA has got the solution – a case of Colt 45s and some Black & Milds.But before Blackbird has a chance to get all toasty, he toasts The Citizen a bit, taunting him with his white privilege – well, his lack of white privilege. Madre Teresa, porque mi!From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

Something is in the air again during the recording of this episode of “The AI Quotient.” And it might be “a spirit in the sky” like Blackbird says. Or it could just be the ghosts of John Prine and Blackbird’s late great uncle Blackbird, who both died of COVID.But as well all know, no matter the situation, when the bird crap flies, it flies right on The Citizen, and our hapless friend can do nothing but take it and go on with the show. Who is John Prine’s “Angel From Montgomery?” Well, it might be Citizen Abels in this great episode of “The AI Quotient.” From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

Now that The Citizen has got “The AI Quotient” going, his assistant Rani wants him to have an intern. So Rani sets up an interview with Jayno, the Barbie of Thailand. Of course, Blackbird keeps fighting the powers that be, particularly the white ones, and he’s wondering if Citizen Abels is going to be paying any of the “slaves” even slave wages.So watch this episode of “The AI Quotient,” as AIVA, The Citizen’s artificially intelligent virtual assistant AIVA, Rani, and Blackbird face off in another carnival of craziness. From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.” You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com. “The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

Blackbird is on a tear in this episode of “The AI Quotient,” and no one is spared, particularly The Citizen, who’s been left wondering about the life of Sixto Rodriguez, the musician and songwriter who recently died and was the focus of the documentary, “Searching For Sugar Man.”Rodriguez’s story prompts Blackbird to go off on the state of life in the ghetto and the state of The Citizen’s sex life – two sad stories nobody should miss!From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

In this episode of “The AI Quotient,” Blackbird gets concerned The Citizen “ain’t right in the head.” Of course everyone knows that’s true, including Dr. Hilda Von Stern, The Citizen’s old psychiatrist and Vladimir Sputin, an old fan and first-time caller to the show.But who knows what Blackbird is really concerned about. Is it Colt 45 and a Black and Mild? Or is it all of the “virtual assistants” working for Citizen Abels “virtually.” The Citizen’s new artificial intelligence virtual assistant, AIVA, adds her two cents to tell our hapless friend that he’s going to need some vodka and a dose of reality after this show.From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.

Citizen Abels is back with a new show and podcast, “The AI Quotient.” The Citizen and his old friend Blackbird introduce AIVA, The Citizen’s new toy – AIVA – an Artificial Intelligence Virtual Assistant who uses artificial intelligence to help figure out just what the hell goes on with our hapless hero.Even though AIVA calls herself an “Artificially Intelligent Virtual Assistant,” she quickly seems to be smart enough to know that The Citizen is a royal pain in the ass. Also in this first episode of “The AI Quotient,” The Citizen, Blackbird, and AIVA discuss Hunter Biden, Cardi B, Lizzo, skinny-assed white chicks, and penis size. It’s another day in the life of The Citizen.From crazy women to crazy friends, family, and special guests, Citizen Abels has a collection of characters and adventures like no one else. As his slogan says, “He’s got a million stories. And they’re all true.” And like the pesky Blackbird, they all come home to roost on “The AI Quotient.”You can follow “The AI Quotient” and Citizen Abels and Friends on Facebook, Instagram, X, and other social media platforms. Watch or listen to “The AI Quotient” on YouTube, Dailymotion, TikTok, Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast network. For more information, you can reach The Citizen by email at theaiquotient@gmail.com or visit The AI Quotient website at www.theaiquotient.com.“The AI Quotient” with Citizen Abels and Friends is a production of Four Strong TV LLC. “Comedy with no artificial ingredients.” Copyright 2023 by Four Strong TV LLC. “High art of the lowest order.” All rights reserved.