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Hosted by Alanna Noel, reality show producer, writer, and cringeworthy TikTok person who rattles her intrusive thoughts over mediocre home cooking on the internet. Each week, Alanna unloads her stream of consciousness as she makes you laugh at the expense of others and probably herself. Each episode will be just as unpredictable as the next. You will laugh, you might even cry... you might send the host a DM to recommend a therapist.
Tune in for discussions and drama on food, sex, existentialism, addiction, reality tv, psychological warfare, and revenge as the host unleashes her dark and twisted thoughts on unsuspecting listeners. Nothing is off limits. Sit back and relax as she verbally assaults you, herself, and anybody who dares to cross her.
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Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense.Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. TIMESTAMPS00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology 01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook 03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal ...
1Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep." TIMESTAMPS00:08 Guest Intro04:41 Addressing the haters 07:05 Welcome Courtney Robertson / Courtney is a dream Bachelor con...
Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon listening to this chaotic episode.Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality shows as a tribute to her Cherokee ancestors who lost their lives so you can eat pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna blesses you with a breathtaking vocal performance before she talks about the seasonless food of her white boyfriend's past, her divine awakening, and spills the tea on the truth of reality show producing. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Grab your Hot Cheetos and buckle in for part two of the most dramatic episode of Recipe for Crazy yet. TW: SA and drug use. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna celebrates the hard launch of her ex-boyfriend's new love by taking you on a journey of their rollercoaster romance. This is the first part of what will be a two part deep dive into the rise and fall of their relationship.Send me a text!Support the Show.
In between sipping on a screwdriver, Alanna discusses her sexual awakening and dives into the psychological motivations behind ghosting in the much anticipated return of Recipe for Crazy.Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna debriefs on her current relationship status, an unexpected encounter with her future husband, and gives harsh truths to callers and people who seek to be the most attractive person in the room.Send me a text!Support the Show.
In this quick bonus episode, Alanna throws caution to the wind as she reveals what she did last weekend. Send me a text!Support the Show.
Alanna has a euphoric encounter with her stalker on a dating app, opens up about her distain for the incels of Instagram, explains why you’re single until marriage, and has a come to Jesus moment with single men who take to online dating in the first ever episode of Recipe For Crazy.Follow me @lannanoel on IG and TikTok. Send me a text!Support the Show.
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