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A real play DnD Podcast where 5 friends said fuck it and pressed record. 

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Starring 
Emily Robinson - Trevor Varvatos
John Garza - Sparrow Softwind
Laus Weindel - Lucius ‘Forte’ Black
Davis McQueen - Tango Honeypot 
Brad Silman - The DM 

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Ep 0 : A Warm Welcome

Ep 0 : A Warm Welcome

2023-10-0514:19

So You Want To Be A Hero - Episode 0 : A Warm Welcome. A little preview of ‘So You Want To Be A Hero.’ Meet the players, the characters, the world, and the silliness and fun that comes along. Brad Silman - The Dungeon MasterEmily Robinson - Trevor VarvatosJohn Garza - Sparrow SoftwindLaus Weindel - Lucius ‘Forte’ BlackDavis McQueen - Tango HoneypotThe game takes place in Arroria, a continent that finds its current time in peace from the two factions that have been waging war for gen...
Rule 1 : Eat Your Oranges

Rule 1 : Eat Your Oranges

2023-10-1201:49:57

Ep.1So You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 1: Eat Your OrangesContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor Varvatos and Sparrow Softwind arrive in Tarin. Lucius "Forte" black gets lost in memories. Tango Honeypot makes a surprising friend and a whole boatload of enemies. Trevor cleans up the streets of Tarin, while Forte and Sparrow find themselves stuck holding the bag when the Broken Bells come calling.Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus...
Ep.2So You Want to Be a HeroRule 2:Participate in Local PoliticsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte tries to use his words and digs himself and Sparrow into deeper trouble with the mob. Trever gets to know a local city official. Sparrow learns about a heroic opportunity. Tango and Forte officially join To Be Determined, and the newly expanded merry band of heroes begin investigating the disappearance of several people in the district of Lower Tarin. As they st...
So You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 3: Start the Day With a Healthy BreakfastContent warning: controversial musical opinions, sound of cat coughing up a hairball (35:10), violence, mature language, sexual themesTango has a disquieting dream. Trevor shows off his oatmeal prowess, while Forte and Sparrow experience the highs and lows of haute cuisine. The merry band of heroes devise a plan to distract the Meats & More employees while Tango investigates the premises. Things go off the rails.Our ...
Rule 4: Source Your Own MeatContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes To Be Determined faces off against the Keeper and learns the butcher shop’s dirty secret. Trevor refines his recruitment pitch. Forte weaponizes his charisma. Our heroes try to decide what justice looks like within a corrupt system. Also, arson.Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaT...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 5: Look Before You LeapContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intended. Sparrow meets a kindred spirit and does some epic Heroing. Tango communes with his matriarch. Trevor tries ...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use ItContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fears, and Tango tries out everyone else’s weapons. Our heroes learn a little bit more about what the hell is going on...
So You Want to Be a HeroInterlude 1: A Red Pantheon's Embrace Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes A long time ago, when most of our Merry Band of Heroes was but a twinkle in the Goddess Esneas’s eye, five best friends spent the winter holiday break together at the Institute of Inspiration. Left virtually unattended by the school faculty, these carefree students anticipated a few days of mischief-making and merriment before classes resumed. But on the eve of this yea...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 7: Watch Out For SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte, also known as TRN-009, grapples with the loss of his memories, teetering on the brink of forgetfulness. As he faces the impending void, his consciousness clings to the cherished memories of his late wife, Julia. Meanwhile, the remaining members of TBD find themselves thrust into a perilous confrontation within the lair of a Queen Arcane Devourer, a monstrous Gia...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 8: Watch Out For *PSYCHIC* SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefOur Merry Band of Heroes find themselves buried in their work. TRN009 struggles to come to grips with the past few…days? Weeks? And in the midst of all this chaos, The group is rocked by a sudden-yet-inevitable betrayal. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwin...
Ep. 9So You Want to Be a HeroRule 9: Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effects, and Forte proves to be as obs...
Ep. 10 So You Want to Be a HeroRule 10 : Names Can Be DeceivingContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effects, and Forte proves to...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 11 : Enjoy the AmuseboucheContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Join Tango and Trevor as they serendipitously meet the delightful Geographer, Elara Stonebridge. Tango's discovery about his missing friend R0B1N adds a touch of mystery, while Forte finds a new home with the Order of the Broken Bells. Seeking a bit of relaxation, our friends find solace at the Axe and Skull, where they share laughter and camaraderie. The Captain of the ...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 12: Not All Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes receive a mission from Captain Aldin de Armos of the Moonlight Sentinels: find and retrieve the two guardsmen who disappeared while investigating the missing people of Lower Tarin. Sparrow discloses a little more about her past. Forte invents germophobia before the discovery of germs. An inconsequential background character finally gets his time...
Rule 13 : Consider Carefully Before Conspiring Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this thrilling episode, our team embarks on a covert mission at the prestigious Eternal Harvest Gala, tasked with uncovering clues about the mysterious disappearance of Ingelram. Forte and Trevor find themselves entrusted with a crucial assignment, while the rest of the group navigates the lavish event undercover. As the night unfolds, they're granted unexpected access to the opulent Vi...
Rule 14 : When You've Got the Tough, You've Got the Power. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this episode, the Heroing group of "To Be Determine" and their Bard... arrive at the day of the Eternal Harvest Festival. They get their fortunes told, travel through a maze of wonderment, and get a personal meeting with the Hero Forge's Elected Official, Cough. Where the other elected officials decide to confront the three rogue officials with the help of "To Be Deter...
Ep. 15So You Want to Be a HeroRule 15: When There’s a Waltz, Be a TangoContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Harvest Gala is finally here, and our Merry Band of Heroes (and their bard) are finishing their preparations and finalizing their plans. Trevor seeks advice about mingling with the upper-crust of Tarin, and then tries his hand at being an inspiring leader. Sparrow gives Forte some much needed encouragement, and tries to talk Tango out of a secret plot. TBD ...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support EquusContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte delivers a show-stopping performance and simultaneously uncovers the dark intentions of Libra. Meanwhile, the Merry Band of Heroes finds themselves facing off against corrupt elected officials as they strive to protect the citizens of Tarin. Sparrow takes on Funda, in a battle for cover. Forte blips in and out of the plane while Te...
So You Want to Be a HeroRule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After the great battle in the Great Hall, our band of heros known as To Be Determined make their way through Tarin. Finding Zombies, Wizards, Demons, and Familiar Faces the group heads through ruined city to try and destroy the Chaos Gem. Making their way to the Hero Forge where their real story begins. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte...
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