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Every week Jackie Zebrowski, MJ Knefel and Holden McNeely give you the yeehas and the yahoos on celebrity gossip so you can talk to your co-workers and finally know what the hell they're talking about.
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This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Kate fire, as well as some more fallout from the no longer Royals failed Spotify deal, a man in Michigan falls asleep after jerkin' it to Love Lies Bleeding at an AMC, Spoiler Alerts for a glitter covered Love Is Blind reunion, a brief Gronkdate, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton CURSED BY A DIAMOND?!?! A list that certainly doesn't mislead, 3 BLINDS MORE EVIL THAN THE NEXT, Shoutz and moooore!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Ep. 527: Holden Is Missing

Ep. 527: Holden Is Missing

2024-03-1401:24:54

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's time for THE OSCARS (which Barbie dominated) complete with a live performance of 'I'm Just Ken', Holden gets a two day Twitch ban for Oscar streamin', Sloppenheimer and the beast he created took home Oscars, Paul Giamatti tearing up won Jackie's heart and John Cena brought out the cum storm drains, MJ thinks back to the days of Billy Crystal hosting every Oscars night, and this year's Oscar bags topped out at $178k, but that still won't fill the Oscar sized hole in Bradley Cooper's soul. The Godzilla crew rocked Godzilla shoes and finally they DON'T talk about Love is Blind (but maybe they will on The Leftovers!?), but they do talk about Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is tryhard Bradley Cooper submitting blinds about Cillian Murphy!? da list, blindz and Sshoutzzzzz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Ep. 526: Heirs & Spares

Ep. 526: Heirs & Spares

2024-03-0701:21:30

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from the public with the early Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton Missing!?!, Jackie processes the changes to Nicole Kidman's AMC ad (THEY REMOVED THE PHRASE), Jackie lays out the specifics on her attraction to Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha, MJ creates a family tree to help figure out what's going on with the Cyrus Clan, a list full of unlikely "romances", the blindzzzz and MOOOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM", Jackie and MJ head down the G Flip Slippery Slide, Machine Gun Kelly blacks out his nipples (and a good bit of the rest of his body), MJ's watchin' Full House with the kidz and it's brought up some very 90's conversations, Holden lays down his rules for inbox management and starts a chat about email and text etiquette, Olivia Rodrigo starts the "Fund 4 Good" to support women and reproductive rights (speaking of Olivia, Page 7 will trade their friendship for GUTS tickets), Beyoncé is the first black woman to achieve #1 status on top 100 with a country song AND her unreleased song DONK is trending on TikTok, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The truth about Cheugy!?!?! A fact filled list that's upsetting, Blindz, SHOUTS AND MOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song only dogs can hear, Selena Gomez comes for Holden hard with her copycat fan name and Holden ends up calling for a total boycott of Page 7, the "I am Rectangular" singer got kidnapped with his family in South Africa, Zendaya wears a robotic Metropolis based outfit for the Dune premiere, the Tonygotchi combines Tamagotchi and Tony Soprano, Andrew Keegan may have accidentally started a bit of a cult, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of Hilaria's MoonBump?! A maggot covered list of disgusting behind the scenes movie secrets, blinds and shouts outs! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie reveals she was too busy with Geoff and her Popcorn Fleshlight Bucket at the Dune re-release but that didn't stop her from crying while watching Tay and Trav BE IN LOVE, out of touch Super Bowl ads, Nickelodeon's augmented coverage of the Super Bowl, JOIN PAGE 7 AT TWITCH.TV/HOLDENATORSHO ON FRIDAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL JACKIN'! 6pm EST/3pm PST MJ will join later in the stream for their BIRTHDAY!!!!! and a monumental watch along of 'This Is Me...Now: A Love Story', Kim Petras drops SLUTPOP MIAMI, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curse of the Celebrity Cake Bakers?! A list that had Holden and MJ S H O O K, a relatable blind, shouts and more!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their own Grammys that we can all agree would be far superior, Tay-Tay brings home best album for 'Midnights' and drops her NEW ALBUM ART AND TRACK LIST, no one can own Eras, quick Crescent City check-in: Jackie's dislocating her jaw and devouring it (MAAS BABIES RISE UP), Billy Joel premieres new song at The Grammys, T. Swift did NOT snub Celine Dion on stage, Fantasia absolutely kills Tina Turner Proud Mary tribute, Lizzo denied motion to dismiss, Jackie gushes over boygenius, Flavor Flav is charming Holden's pants off, shout outs to Phoebe Bridgers for calling out disgusting former Grammys CEO Neil Portnow, everyone's been saying Timothée (and everything else) wrong, Tom Kenny is NOT the SpongeBob shacking up with Ariana Grande, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Sydney Sweeney a LIAR?!?! A list to hide from actors and BLINDZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and revenge, book talk up talk with Crescent City book 3 droppin' this past Monday and brief talk on American Nightmare (Jackie recommends) after MJ reveals they're a beach read bitch, Taylor is headin' to the Superb Owl and some Football talk around 12:10, but if you skip it you'll miss how the Dems have weaponized Taylor Swift in a plot against the GOP to radicalize football fans to Vote4Joe, Hillary Pokemon Goes and gives her opinion on the Barbie Scandal, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion BEEF TALK, Ruby Rose gets death threats because people thought she was Rubi Rose and Nicki thanks Ben Shapiro for teaming up with WHITE BOY himself Tom MacDonald to aurally assault the world, the Mark Norman standup show being stopped turns out to be a PR stunt and so was the furry attack on Tyra Banks, a preview of what we'll be talkin' 'bout on LEFTOVERS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: These personal celeb anecdotes from listeners!!! Da List, BLINDZ and SHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wants a magician film PERIOD, ⚠️ NEW JLo movie This Is Me...Now: A Love Story ⚠️ pause around 1358 and WATCH THIS to prep for the coming watchalong event in February!, first ep of the new Buffy watchalong available on patreon for all levels!, MJ and Jackie fell in love with the same person, at the same time and that would be G Flip and their beautiful cover of 'Cruel Summer', THERE'S A BABY ON THE LOOSE, Jackie approves of Napoleon regardless of what anyone thinks!, Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons in new biopic, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman?!?!, a list of animal actor facts that are still sad and Holden's losing his MIND with these blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

2024-01-1801:23:34

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red meat, Jackie faces the allegation that her and Geoff are SWINGBAITERS, Holden's nemesis takes time away from licking doughnuts (WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN) lets everyone know she's REALLY into SpongeBob, Sofia Vergara does NOT put up with an interviewer making fun of her accent, some old fashioned Page 7 90 Day Talk, MJ gets into The Godfather, THE Mean Girls Musical actress Renee Rapp is letting it rip on press tour (btw FUCK YOU BUDDY), Mia Goth gets sued by an extra for abuse and it's mixed on if she could do it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Sir Ian McKellen hook up with the bassist from My Chemical Romance in 2004?!?, a list of SECRET MuSiC fAcTsSsSsSs, a blind FIRST and SHOUT OUUUUTS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife and peepin' on nudey gobs in Baldur's Gate 3. SOMETHING HAPPENS IN SALTBURN!!! Calvin Klein has blessed our 2024 with a gift of an ad, Jacob Elordi ate a bunch of bacon to be Elvis and Gideon doesn't get all these Elvis references, Holden sure knows a lot about the new Ariana Grande single for someone who doesn't like her.......Jackie keeps coming back to the gift from CK, sexy purring horses show up at some point, remember to never see the joke BEFORE The Hog, Jackie contends that The Iron Claw was NOT sexy, GOLDEN GLOBES BREAKDOWN Y'ALL! Jo Koy panicked during his monologue like he was at an open mic night and NEVER THROW YOUR WRITERS UNDER THE BUS, Holden and MJ are at odds on T Swifts response to The Joke, a whole new category was created for Barbie, Cillian Murphy had something on his face, Christopher Nolan got toasty and roasty in a Peloton class and Holden's all for it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Timothée Chalamet give Chlamydia to half of NYU!?, a list of lists, a blind that can't be believed and SHOUT OUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Talkin' New Years

Talkin' New Years

2024-01-0401:07:312

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday memories! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Shane MacGowan's funeral got everybody in the church dancin', Panera Bread's D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Charged Lemonade keeps making headlines, Jackie is now a converted shower pisser and gives a Pissgate update, Holden goes Full Dad, Taylor Swift is a billionaire based only on music releases and hit a new high on her carbon footprint #GIRLBOSS, Jwow asks everyone to enter her Heavenly Flower, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT ANNUAL WATCH ALONG, Doritos launches a mystery cheese liqueur, Jackie begins her Single White Femaling of Holden with her first car purchase, CHRISTMAS SHOES TAKES TO TIKTOK, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Hugh Jackman dating Queer Eyes Antoni!?!, Da List, AND SHOUTZzZZzzZZz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

2023-12-1401:31:33

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is bringin' the Family Values! Whamageddon is explained, SantaCon NYC rips through the streets and leaves sorrow and pain in its path DESPITE MJ's claims, Mariah Carey celebrates her love of Jackie Zebrowski and (I guess) 1 BILLION streams of her song All I Want For Christmas Is You on Spotify by wearing a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED Prada bucket hat, Holden's simple request is overridden by Jackie, MJ had to explain 80's humor to the babies and Freddy improved Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree, Holden's still hold(en)ing strong that he didn't shit in the shower, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird?!?, a seasonally appropriate list, shouts AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for the yearly watchalong (And specialty cocktail reveal!) of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th at 5pm PST/8pm EST and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tree hits #1 FOR THE FIRST TIME, The Daily Wire spews forth a giant wad of phlegm they call "Lady Ballers" AND Sean Hannity taps Jim Breuer for an equally awful "film", Jackie pushes for a WWE with kisses at the end, Catholic Rob Schneider now worried about making jokes, Jane Fonda doesn't like old skin (listen up you decrepit 21+ers) and there's a bit of a double standard, Jackie got to see Sumo Wrasslin' like a true 'merican, Page 7 reveals its approved fighting techniques, Kiss joins Hatsune Miku in the digital singularity so prepare for a cyberpunk future dictatorship lead by hologram Gene Simmons, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Narrowing down the Coulier BJ filmic experience, Da List, SHOUTS AND MORE!! AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

2023-11-3001:20:12

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shmancy ice cream cakes with Salt & Straw, Jackie got her own fancy ice cream cake that was dressed to impress, Snoop Dogg is human clickbait, Jackie's ready to go to bat for Napoleon and there's a spot on rendition of House O GUCCI, people won't let Taylor Lautner ever stop being Jacob (with Twilight spoiler around 31:30), it's time to ask the only question that matters; does anyone other than LA cheer for the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial?, male hair talk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Enrique Iglesias can't actually sing!?!?! A sad list and a blindz that derails into 90's nostalgia PLUS join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
Saving Christmas WATCHALONG

Saving Christmas WATCHALONG

2023-11-2301:39:081

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas! HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to check out Jackie giving Holden some Christmas cheer during the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her claim as the Mariah Carey of the aforementioned Turkey Day, don't have Thanksgiving plans? why not stay at Martha Stewart's house in what sounds like a stressful nightmare!?, Alec Baldwin continues reminds us all he used to do things, Gordon Ramsay is a daddy (again x6), the new Garfield trailer has everyone asking why Jon just can't put Garfield to sleep, in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Jamie Foxx a CLONE TOO!?!?! PART 2 OF LAST WEEKS LIST! THE BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOOOOREWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the Gods and called ON STAGE during a magic show in Vegas, Jackie tells a hAuNtInG tAlE of visiting the Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum, WE SEE YOU LISTENING, MS. CAREY,  Cher to be floating atop the 5:30am XXXtended Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year,  Jackie bringin' Christmas to  Holden during his Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!, STRAP INTO YOUR  $28,500 TUFTED BOUDOIR CHAISE FROM LAST YEAR IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOP HOLIDAY GUUUUUIDE!!!! DINGDONGDING!!!!, Jackie looks into The Other Adult Facial, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Did Jackie Zebrowski write the Cheetah Girls Books!??!?!? PART 1 OF A 2 PART LIST?!!?, (BELATED AND CURRENT BIRTHDAY WISHES TO LEXE, GIDEON AND MAMA Z, STINGERS UP!) THE  BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 
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Apricot Dargan

Randy Travis ... Him having to stay in the closet would explain his anger issues and excessive drinking. so sad .

Apr 8th
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Erika

no to all of the lost except ansel elgort and Ryan Reynolds

Aug 21st
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Erika

what. the. fuck

Aug 18th
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Erika

I know who killed me was something else. I enjoyed it then rewatched it a few years later and wondered why I loved it to begin with

Apr 23rd
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Erika

got both blind items right on the first guess!!!!

Apr 22nd
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Erika

talking about willy Wonka again? they really hate the Johnny Depp version

Apr 21st
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Erika

some times kids need a pop on the butt. I got spanked on occasion and I turned out great

Apr 20th
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Erika

strange convos about riverdale......yes they are adults playing teens but they are still supposed to be teens. and we are adults...we being the adults that watch the show and think about the sexiness of it all. ugh. we are terrible human beings 🤪

Mar 29th
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Erika

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Mar 24th
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Erika

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Mar 23rd
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Erika

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Mar 12th
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Erika

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Mar 11th
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Erika

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Mar 3rd
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Erika

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Feb 26th
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Erika

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Feb 20th
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Erika

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Feb 19th
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Erika

scooping the bagel?

Feb 17th
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Erika

NEXT

Feb 13th
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Jenny Lee

My new favourite podcast!

Feb 10th
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Erika

omg these 3!

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