How To Be A Success In Spite Of Yourself

Learn the rules of the official "HTBASISOY" drinking game while Evan remakes JAWS and Kyle sings a brand new theme song! Back from the hiatus, it's Episode 13!

Kyle Kuchta returns and the duo talk about everything from Santa Claus, to Ti West's "The Sacrament". We'll warn you, there's a lot of Christmas talk in this episode, and it doesn't seem like it's going to end any time soon. This episode brought to you by, "BYE BYE BIRDIE", coming to a theater near you - anytime.

This week's episode takes a weird turn as "How To Be A Success" rapidly transforms into "The Sandwich Hour with Evan and Mark". Find the answer to the debate of SUBWAY vs. QUIZNO's, learn about Elvis's hair, and go on a hot air balloon ride with screen legend PAUL NEWMAN! WOW! It will all make sense when you listen to Episode 11: Fonseca's Eleven!

"One of the best episodes yet!" - Evan Fonseca, "The best episode to date. By far." - Kyle Kuchta

Evan and Kyle stick to their weekly schedule and bring you a brand new episode. Learn all about Kyle's new documentary "FANTASM" and learn about the wacky adventures the duo went on to make the doc. Also - One Direction, the JAWS legacy, and an appearance (sort of) by Eddie Murphy.

In the long awaited eighth episode, KYLE AND EVAN RETURN! They totally could have made a "Return of the King" joke in this episode title, but that's beneath them. Join them in their triumphant return and learn about Kyle's marriage, hear some smooth jazz scatting, and also the sad ballad of "Michael", their junior year roommate. Enjoy! WE'RE BACK!

DISCLAIMER: This episode is extremely short due to being recorded the same day as last week's, it was also recorded on a slow internet connection. We apologize for both the quality and the length and tell you; FROM NOW ON ALL THE EPISODES WILL BE RECORDED IN HIGH QUALITY AND WILL BE THEIR USUAL LENGTH! Thanks for sticking with us through the technical issues these past few weeks! This week's episode involves LL Cool J memorabilia, socks for everyone, and Joe Langevin talks about hockey for about half a minute!

After a two week hiatus, Evan Fonseca returns, sans Kyle Kuchta. There's only one man whose beard comes even *this* close to rivaling Kyle's and that is none other than @JoeLangevin himself, Joe Langevin! Listen as Evan and Joe recap their New Year's, Evan gives you the #1 tip on how to live your life, and Joe talks baseball for half of a minute. We apologize for the sound quality of this episode, a less than stellar internet connection was used during the recording process, leading to the episode's sound fidelity being diminished. That being said, it's just the SOUND quality that has an issue, the CONTENT quality is SUPERB!

Evan is live from beautiful, sunny, HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! Kyle is live from some place in New Englad, gross. Evan loots a down and out Blockbuster video, Kyle gives you a legitimate tip on finding a job (seriously!), and Kyle gives a review of Miley Cyrus's new music video. V is the Roman numeral for five.

PROM, TEEN MOM, HOME SCHOOLED KIDS, MOVING TO LOS ANGELES, THIS IS THE MOST LOKO EPISODE OF HTBASISOY OF ALL TIME...we apologize for the first ten minutes before we actually get the loko party started.