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Derpy Show is the definitive comedic nerdy podcast about nothing. Join boR, DJ Snorlax, Neofaust, and (occasionally) RoboJoe for a big old helping of derp! They provide twisted viewpoints on every topic presented, make asses of themselves, perform derpy music, and say offensive things! What’s not to love?

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Episode 300

Episode 300

2017-12-0445:30

What's happening here?! The Derpy Show crew has reunited to host this special episode of Nerdy Show. If you replace the entire crew of a show with that of another, is it even the same show anymore? Find out as we answer that question, and learn what DJ Snorlax, Robojoe, Neofaust, and boR have been up to for the past 2+ years. You probably want to know what else is in the episode... well too bad! You're just gonna have to stop reading this and listen. Seriously. Let's just say you're going to love it. Let's just say your expectations will not just be met, but exceeded... Neofaust brought portable synthesizers. That's all you're getting. Happy 300th episode. For links and more info, head to the main episode page: https://nerdyshow.com/2017/12/derpy-show-episode-300Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Strap on your headphones and GET IN THE GUY PILE! But first you'll need to be subjected to a hipster check. What is that and why is Neofaust doing it to everyone? Find out? Maybe. The gang discusses some recent and very pressing news topics including Chinese funeral strippers, glass dildo urns, polygamist sex ninjas, and password security. Be prepared to boogie - this is one of our most musical episodes to date! Don't forget to order Derpin' to the 80s; yours for six easy payments. For links and more info, head to the main episode page: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/05/derpy-show-episode-43-get-in-the-guy-pileLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Unscripted, unrefined, and completely uncouth; hang with Derpy Show - the nerd comedy podcast with a penchant for aimless odysseys.National Derpy Radio has returned with a romp through the mail bag of No Things Considered. Learn the secrets of Pizza-Economics, Domain Name Registration, and what things changed while Neofaust was frozen for six months. The gang attempts some long-distance crime scene investigation, corporate sponsored weddings, and an analysis of Kanye, Dre, & Jay while debating the pros and cons of gold mining.It's like we're wearing nothing at all while you listen to us discuss the Stupid Sexy Scarecrow. All this and more on Derpy Show!For links and more info, head to the main episode page:http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/derpy-show-episode-42-stupid-sexy-scarecrowLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
MmMmuuUUAhahHAhAhhAhhAh! The derps have been summoned for yet another Derp-O-Ween celebration! This time around, the gang delves into the dark and dreary past of our good friend Neofaust, who was deprived of the bare necessities as a child. RoboJoe shares an interesting perspective on "Just the tip", and reviews the new Bob's Burgers porn parody. boR rejoices as he can finally review Soylent after many many moons. The whole crew dusts off the chopter and embark on the chopter's most bizarre spectral adventure yet. But wait there's more! Random Encounter sent over an exciting new track for us to share with you, Christmas creeps up on us yet again, and all kinds of musical hijinks ensue on the creepiest and herpiest new episode of Derpy Show!For links and more info, head to the main episode page:http://nerdyshow.com/2014/10/derpy-show-episode-41-derp-o-ween-iiiLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOLY CRAP! THEY’RE BACK? Where have they been? What have they been doing? Why are 3D food printers so lame? Is Oculus now doomed to suck? Why did Neofaust buy Elder Scrolls Online? How often do people get killed on Disney rides? Is this summary going to be all questions? What does a Brazillian guarana drink taste like? WTF is boR’s Body Hacks? Is Hearthstone worth playing? Will we see sex robots in our lifetime, or will we be stuck with teledildonics? Are these questions all just rhetorical?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Strap in and lube up, but make sure your wallet is full, because there may be hidden upgrade fees! This week boR wonders what the up-charge is for various prostitute related upgrades. Later, Neofaust attempts to reinvent the wheel to come up with a scheme for hacking Ingress, and the gang discusses the current state of YouTube and “Let’s Play” gamer video creator’s loss of revenue. Don’t miss our discussions on DJ Snorlax line dancing, MissTerri Guest’s obsession with “Game of Derp“, an unhealthy browsing habit (/r/popping), and of course the hijinks at Nelson Mandella’s funeral. All this, plus Phil The Content, on this week’s exciting episode of Derpy Show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Derparinos, as you are tuning in, Derpy Show has hit a new low. Welcome to the crappiest episode ever! You’ll hear colonically stimulating discussions on the pros and cons of Kings, both big and small as well as God Babies and the finer points of world-between linking. Join us as boR explains the difference between clones and colognes while DJ Snorlax fawns over an Octopus with a 12-2 psychic record and The Dirty Hipster aruges with Robojoe about the proper way to read 50 Sades of Herp(ies). You won’t want to miss Neofaust’s concussion-caused delusions on this extra-intestinal episode of Derpy Show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this exciting episode of Derpy Show, DJ Snorlax explains why he doesn’t like The Boondock Saints, boR thinks he has the origins of Capsule Corp figured out, RoboJoe goes down to Georgia, MissTerri Guest has a tainted soul that must be purged, and almost everyone gets freaked out by spooky happenings. The gang also derps around regarding The Shining, Ouija Boards, selling your soul to the devil, special effects, and probably a thing or two that I’m just not going to tell you about here. Stop reading this and go listen already.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This year for Derp-O-Ween, the gang summons forth a most ghoulish host for your listening pleasure, until the Central Florida Ghostbusters kick in the door and ruin all the fun! Having no better ideas, DJ Snorlax, boR, and Neofaust invite the Ghostbusters to hang out and derp with them. Together they learn about apparition jurisdiction, the first two rules of Salty Bets, sex robots, who would win in a cyborg vs mutant war, and Pumpkin Clerics. Later, the Derpy Show crew gets their jobs taken, and then does some investigative journalism and uncovers the secret plans of the Christmas Creep. Will Neofaust form a proper joke? Can the guys understand Kanye and Kim? Find out on this spooktacular episode of Derpy Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What is that creature lurking in the shadows? Where did it come from? What does it want?!On this herptastic episode of Derpy Show, a wild Gargle-Mel appears and terrorizes the neighborhood. The gang discusses the newly announced SteamOS and Steam Game Pad. Will these revelations elevate the PC Master Race to new heights? DJ Snorlax gets all worked up about food hacks and indulges in a McGangbang. Later, Neofaust may cause a new obsession in all of us when he talks about the benefits of cold brewed coffee. All this and probably some other stuff, on this week’s Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Come on in for BEEKFEST at tiffinyana’s where the beaks are “cheep” and the rest are festering!Listen in as Neofaust dusts off his guitar and lays down a few groovy tunes for the guys to derp out to. boR gets re-pissed about upcoming reboots of Short Circuit and Stargate, while DJ Snorlax robo-rages over Robocop. Speculation abounds about the World of Warcraft movie and its most likely terrible plot. Witness the gang’s plan when they learn that Professor Shyguy is in town. It’s just one abduction later before Shyguy is forced to answer their nagging questions about his career and PF Chang’s.All this and so much less on another episode on Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this most devious and depraved episode of Derpy Show, the gang delves into the land of forbidden sex moves, and gas station drug paraphernalia. Since it’s dangerous to go alone, they took a vile concoction of orange-based wine called Mad Dragon with them. Gaining inspiration from the upcoming F2P MMO Everquest Next, they stumble through the human psyche and provide commentary on our attention spans, a popular children’s song with gory origins, Rusty Venture’s pop music career, and more vaginas than you can swing a floppy dildo at. All this and more, on this weeks crazy episode of Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 31 :: Wank Yank

Episode 31 :: Wank Yank

2013-08-2801:10:48

Neofaust takes a fortnight sojourn to England and regales us with tales of his exploits. Anger abounds as the Derpy Show crew clashes over pronunciation of Homeopathy, and DJ Snorlax rants about Nintendo’s inconsistent aesthetics. Trying to cash in on the new fad of ridiculous movies, the gang brainstorms on ways to 1-up Sharknado and on the path back to the topic, they stumble Back to the Future. Some other crap that comes up: Jenny McCarthy, Sarah Silverman, the “Frat Pack” and “Brat Pack”, boR’s unwillingness to comply, Dr. Dirty Dickhead, Kick-Ass 2, battery recycling, and probably some other stuff. Put on your favorite jumper and get on down to the Yank Wank… err… Wank Yank!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the gang taste tests a whole lineup of potato chips before they delve into the important, hard-hitting questions, like “does health insurance cover extractions of anal insertions gone wrong?” A new holiday-themed character is created, and another is resurrected (again) and given his own sitcom. Will it be able to stay aHEAD in the ratings? Other topics covered include the upcoming Avengers sequel, changes to Monopoly, poppers, Pacific Rim HeroClix, and of course random tales of RoboJoe’s past depravity.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Plug in and listen as Neofaust gets drunk on root beer and high on brownies and argues with DJ Snorlax about who has the best historical “power ‘stache”. While discussing in-app purchases, boR wonders what holodecks would be like if we had them today. Has DJ Snorlax devolved to a point where he can only communicate online with the aid of YouTube videos? Other things that happen include RoboJoe getting food sickness and needing tech support, the gang gushes over Kaiju and Pacific Rim, and the return of the TRAIN BREAK!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rule one of Rope Van Winkletree? Don’t talk about Rope Van Winkletree!Well, it’s a good thing the Derps are awfully bad at following rules! Join in this verbal free-for-all as they battle it out over the values of Free2Play Games and the merits of various forms of blood sport. Whether it’s a fork to the penis or a cannon on your head, nothing holds a candle to a very special sport from Robojoe’s past. Learn who the gang would sacrifice in a life or death situation, and what the deal with Soylent is.It’s a whole mess of Muppet mania on a ball-sporkin’ new episode of Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, the gang gets their hands on a speech jamming app and attempts to read classic literature while under its influence. Find out how messed up they get, and learn the answers to these hard-hitting questions: Is RoboJoe being gas-lighted? Are remote controlled cockroaches ruining Miss Terri Guest’s life? What does Irn Bru taste like? Is any body part off limits for antiperspirant? Do advertisers control the way we think? What is the opposite of a front butt? Will DJ Snorlax eat absolutely anything? All this and more, on this truly insane episode of Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join National Derpy Radio (NDR) as they try to raise money on Derpy Show’s One-Year Herpiversary Derptacular!Ladies and gentleman, thank you for logging on to National Derpy Radio. We can’t thank you enough for your continued excellence and support with all of our derpy tidings. It’s that time of the year when we hold our annual support drive, and Derpy Show is providing the entertainment. With a one year anniversary spectacular, those crazy guys will discuss the merits of the next-gen consoles, reflect on their favorite moments from the past year, and convince Neofaust once and for all that he should keep his guitar with him at all times. boRstrodomus preditcts that this episode will be one you won’t soon forget! Make sure you check in on this monumentous episode of Derpy Show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What in the hell is Shadow Ball Gyration? Line up, turn on the flood light, and drop your pants! It’s time to learn the proper way to settle an argument. The gang also discusses the world of Harry Potter and the nature of spoilers in a way only they could. You can also look forward to a new segment called “Texts From boR’s Mom”, Miss Teri Guest wins all of the points, RoboJoe would just like to point out something, DJ Snorlax shows off his penis behind a dumpster, and boR remixes everything. All this and more “hang dang” than any other episode of Derpy Show thus far!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Prepare your ear holes for some legit meedlies of super proportions! Jam along with the guys as they derp through the hits of the late 90s and early 2000′s. DJ Snorlax gets lost in the most hipster corner of the internet, the NeoGeo forums. Neofaust finds a jar of Vegemite in the cupboard and demands to try this foreign culinary staple. Other crap that might happen: Ponder the origins of hacking terms, Search engine shenanigans, Reminisce with boR and DJ Snorlax about the 2013 Great American Pie Festival, Neofaust suggests listening to music that will help drop your balls, fiction bangs, and more nonsense than you can shake a reggae-ton beat at.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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