Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)

Outtakes from WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins, including breaking a tie in the HIPO rankings. What's our new Patreon tier? What would Jack do if he were Taylor Swift? Which Dan Mulhall needs to be killed? Why does everyone do everything? All that plus timecode antics, the Cruise Hole, and hot butter-churning tips on our Amish Barncast.  www.weepodcast.com

  Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore. What is like the opposite of the Tardis? Which actor has won three Emmys for playing Hemus? What comes after "everybody"? All that plus Cockney Scratchy, radioactive DJs, Patchouli & Cinnamon, the Tesserhat, and Phil R. Stretch (his full name will NOT surprise you). Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #159 and WEE #160, including a discussion about Christopher Nolan's recent films. Is Dan starting the show like that? How do we come back in after crunching the numbers? Why is Quentin Tarantino a dumb-dumb? All that plus talkboys, birthday twins, Montell Jordan's theme for Jack talkin' about podcasts, and the same bits, over and over. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, and the Freet Without Fear. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake, a kitchen full of kooks, and FART FART FART. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #158: The Podcast of Record, including a discussion about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Why are we covering "Flanders' Ladder"? Has L.A. jaded Jack? When does Dan say his best stuff? Who should they replace Kang with? Who caught Jack masturbating? All that plus Dan's Pennsylvania accents, Porn City, and a man doing a man's thing. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29’s Flanders’ Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only Alan? Are you Crash Bandicoot? All that plus Captain Planet’s origin, VCR nostalgia, Big Ladder, the ol’ cheapo tier, fleeting yums, Hans Zimmer’s Ricola theme, and Jack & Dan ranking the Scream films. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever, including a peek at our rankings and figuring out the intro for the episode. Which podcasts are colliding? What does Jack miss most about New York? All that plus Freet, bad haircuts, and Jack & Dan talking about The Flash and other movies. www.weepodcast.com

Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. Should Sideshow Bob have been part booger?  What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Can you put a question mark in a hashtag? Who should play Willie Lumpkin in the MCU? Who is Groophic endorsing for President? Should WEE have a Truth Social? All that pre-grooming, rake for rake's sake, goblin ideas, Old Rosie Perez Fingers, the Jewish House of Pancakes, ToeJam & Earl's Second Act, Mass Hash, George F. Scott, and How the Grinch Stole Easter. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Helllooooooo, it's outtakes from WEE #156: My T*ts Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Can Jack remember the name of the Simpsons episode we're watching? Who has Three Stooges Syndrome? All that plus our Star Trek: Picard Review-Preview and random cockney accents. www.weepodcast.com

It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic. Which network slogan are WEE stealing? What were Charles Foster Kane's last words? Who's taunting the lions at the zoo? Which Bus Stop character loves Fletch? Who is Beastimus John and what is his serial number? All that plus a plot mirage, Flakira, no concept of E, IMIN, Pre-Renaissance Joey, an American Alfred, Jerkass Rising, and another WEE episode where a new Bus Stop character emerges at the very end when everyone's already stopped listening. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com             4 Likes

Outtakes from before Jack and Dan began their commentary for Sync Points #11: Mank, for the WEE completionist who listens to everything, even tracks where Jack’s mic is turned off. Which classic Bus Stop character makes an appearance? Should we have watched RIPD instead? How many times can Dan say “Mank” in six minutes? All that plus An Inconvenient Chromebook, JTZ, and Tom Sriver. www.weepodcast.com

We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a Mank time.   This April 1, Jack and Dan fool around by recording Sync Points #11 and talking over the entire Netflix original film Mank. We’re not calling it a commentary track because there is very, very little Mank commentary. Instead we talk about the Rocky franchise, the Alien franchise, the Final Destination franchise and many, many more non-Mank topics.   Who is missing our April Fools shenanigans? How do we use Letterboxd? What actor is playing both Dan and Jack in the WEE Studios movie titled (A Podcast Network)? What Sync Points are we forgetting and what Sync Points have we committed to recording in the future? What will be Charles Dance’s obituary? All that plus a quick 5-minute intro, a lot of misters, the Schwartzman connection, Cohost Zero, expecto pootronum, the Great Mank Hunt, Mank meat, Mank Kills, Mank in Space, Mank Babies, the Macy’s Manksgiving Day Parade, and We’re Gone! (A Where Are We? Story).   Sync Points is a commentary series straight outta WEE Studios. The Sync Point for this episode is 0:00:00 at the start of the Netflix stream for Mank (2020) and 0:15:31 on our track. Please note: there is very little actual commentary on the action occurring on screen.   www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from Sync Points #10: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story answering burning questions like: Do we remember how to start the show? Was The Matrix's Switch a southern belle? What will Dan post to reddit when Jack dies? All that plus Seinfeld talk, the cruel joke of aging, and random Power Rangers noises. www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #155: Ghost COVID, including what happened after our rankings jump cut. Which "Take Me Out" will Dan sing? Is it okay for Dan to do that voice? Have WEE done it all? All that plus lots of okays, a new Hey Everybody, and Freet Peaking.  www.weepodcast.com

Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series.   What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the Reddit.) All that plus Bus Stop Star Wars, old business, wet bacon, magnesium man eyes, the blanks you fill in, Fosebook, Van Skruggs, and Cousin Brutic.   Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #154: My Tits Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! including a rankings tie-breaker and a depressing update on Jack's broken foot. Are there dockworkers at Willow's house? Who does Groophic think caused 9/11? What sounds zen? All that plus an out-of-season Ol' Dracula Fingers, not-so-modern vernacular, and Jack & Dan's Disney+ roundup. www.weepodcast.com

Set your VR dials for this week’s WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33’s "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!”, an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of podcasts. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes, including a behind-the-curtain look at how our new ranking system is going. Should we have done third points? Why were we blacklisted from radio forever? Where’s Bobby Fischer? All that plus two cans on a string, the Queen of Radio, Peetreon, and the Jim Carrey Animated Universe Podcast.  www.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield’s alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto! Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com