Almost Better Than Dragons

The wait for season two is almost over! While you're waiting for the latest episode to make its way to your phones, tablets, PCs, Macs, or whatever you happen to listen to our delicious, delicious podcast with, give this little bonus a hear. Season two will roll its way out this weekend. Stay tuned! Audio Attribution "Black Vortex", "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Our heroes board a plane headed for the small town of Churchill in a remote part of Canada. Find out how they defeat AJ's airplane puzzles and get on with the journey into the unknown. Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abtdragons Check us out on Tumblr: http://almostbetterthandragons.tumblr.com/ Send us email! almostbetterthandragons@gmail.com Heard in this episode: AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W E Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Dubs (Tyler Drexton) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode: Boeing 777-300 Cabin - Damsteegt http://www.freesound.org/people/Damsteegt/sounds/144814/ airplane_takeoff - hanstimm http://www.freesound.org/people/hanstimm/sounds/54978/ AirplaneCabinChimes - aaronray http://www.freesound.org/people/aaronray/sounds/71996/ Freestyle Beatbox - DistinctVagueness http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879 "Black Vortex", "Hyperfun", "Our Story Begins"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

The ABTD adventurers deplane and encounter a disturbing scene unfolding at the Churchill airport. They brace themselves against disaster and head south to the small town of Gillam. Find out how they get there and if they ever form a party! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Dubs (Tyler Drexton) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode Woosh Noise - potentjello http://www.freesound.org/people/potentjello/sounds/194081/ Pumpkin Guts Fall - MWLANDI http://freesound.org/people/MWLANDI/sounds/85860/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems", "Oppressive Gloom"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers, mysteriously down one member, take note of their surroundings and head out for supplies. We find out what they buy and lament their lack of combat yet again. Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode Amish Country - acclivity http://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/29728/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers go hunting for real estate. One house is too empty. One house is really just mediocre. The last house is juuuuust right. Does Sick Rhymes lay down any sweet lyrics? You'll have to listen and find out. Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos" "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our adventurers are all set for shelter, food, and medical supplies. As flaming zombles start pouring into the small Canadian town, our "heroes" take care of them the only way they know how: recklessly. How does Graybeard become a novelty candy dispenser? Will Sick Rimes bust out into Shakespearean rap? How will the Reverend manage to betray his faith this time? Find out in this week's episode! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode walkie talkie noise - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ TV-Channel-Change - CPT Destroyer http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ Freestyle Beatbox - DistinctVagueness http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879 Scratch Speed - Raccoonanimator http://freesound.org/people/Raccoonanimator/sounds/160909/ Gunshot - DodoDuck http://freesound.org/people/DodoDuck/sounds/205011/ Zombie Banging At Door - ryanconway http://freesound.org/people/ryanconway/sounds/253358/ Splat 005 - yottasounds http://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/232135/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Graybeard recovers from getting shot in the leg while Rev. Whig and Sick Rimes leave the house. What sweet loot will they find? Will Sick get as cocky as last episode? How many episodes can we squeeze out of two and a half hours of recorded audio? Find out on this week's episode of Almost Better Than Dragons! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode 01019 car door 3.wav - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/71695/ je_carongravel.wav - cmusounddesign http://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/71898/ walkie talkie noise - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ Channel-Change - CPT Destroyer http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our unlikely adventurers...well actually I'm not going to ruin the surprise. But if you're reading this, you can look at the audio attribution below and understand how god damn amazing this episode is going to be by the sheer volume of sound effects we used to make this happen. Buckle your seatbelts and put on your life vests as the Prius drives out of Gillam into fresh territory. Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode http://freesound.org/people/gurek/sounds/234413/ http://freesound.org/people/genghis%20attenborough/sounds/57805/ http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ http://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/71898/ http://freesound.org/people/Kayyy/sounds/61015/ http://freesound.org/people/Northern_Monkey/sounds/185244/ http://freesound.org/people/JustinBW/sounds/70202/ http://freesound.org/people/HaraldDeLuca/sounds/170220/ http://freesound.org/people/cydon/sounds/268557/ http://freesound.org/people/LXX.70/sounds/165108/ http://freesound.org/people/3863/sounds/235363/ http://freesound.org/people/Iberian_Runa/sounds/217542/ http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/71695/ http://freesound.org/people/MentalSanityOff/sounds/218304/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our adventurers get into a stranger's car and drive off into an unknown area where, quite frankly, things just get weird and unexpected. Science fiction? Yes please. Miniscule Rich? Yep. Folks get high off their asses? Definitely. The name of this mysterious gentleman from the dam? You betcha. Does Graybeard manage to un-shoot himself in the leg? Find out literally right now! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ http://freesound.org/people/MrAuralization/sounds/269517/ http://freesound.org/people/finalCrystine/sounds/176037/ http://freesound.org/people/batman6661/sounds/180017/ http://freesound.org/people/tsbertalan/sounds/77789/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our group of heroes embarks on their journey through time, only to get mildly distracted by fast food and wind up looking for a dead Scandinavian gentleman. Does Gideon give in to Graybeard's subtle peer pressure? Does anyone get any Panda Express? Find out in this week's episode. Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Dubs (Tyler) Audio in this episode http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Local Forecast - Elevator", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers delve deeper into the faux hospital to discover the true nature of Henry Jordansenman. Does the Reverend make it down the laundry chute after all? What sorts of poor life choices is Tyler about to make? Find out on this week's episode! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/ http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/ http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879 "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers do what they do best in this episode: jack everything up in the most unusual way possible. Find out how the Reverend uses his pepper spray, and how Graybeard makes a huge mess. And Gideon? Don't even get me started. Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode Female-shout.wav - Good_vibes420 http://freesound.org/people/Good_vibes420/sounds/218417/ Scream 1 - TheSubber13 http://freesound.org/people/TheSubber13/sounds/239900/ scream 43.wav - ERH http://freesound.org/people/ERH/sounds/31135/ cell_screams_13 - Thanvannispen http://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/94583/ Long scream.wav - plagasul http://freesound.org/people/plagasul/sounds/79/ "Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Local Forecast - Elevator", "Not As It SeemsKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our heroes continue to slice and dice their way through this false hospital to find even more of the monstrosities. What lies beyond them will shock you. Tune in to find out what it is! Heard in this episode AJ (Dungeon Master) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Doug (Graybeard) Brendan (Sick Rimes) Audio in this episode "As I Figure", "Black Vortex", "Not As It Seems", "Rollin at 5"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Public domain audio from archive.org

Our heroes have defeated Big Papa Gideon, and are now set to finish their adventure. What will become of them? Find out in this oh-so-satisfying final episode. Almost Better Than Dragons will be on vacation for the rest of the summer and return this fall with Season 2. Keep your ear holes primed for some great content! Heard in this episode AJ (DM) Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig) Bren (Sick Rhymes) Doug (Graybeard) Audio Attribution "Black Vortex", "Not As It Seems"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our adventurers investigate some alarming happenings in the town of Haverton. What will they find as they peer into a secret world that nobody even knew existed? Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt Many thanks to all of the freesound.org members that we've used audio from: http://freesound.org/people/Yap_Audio_Production/sounds/250192/ http://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261091/ http://freesound.org/people/Bliss/sounds/166829/ http://freesound.org/people/altfuture/sounds/174637/ http://freesound.org/people/Incarnadine/sounds/16121/ http://freesound.org/people/Jagadamba/sounds/257046/ http://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9429/ http://freesound.org/people/urupin/sounds/192415/ http://freesound.org/people/eliasheuninck/sounds/29530/ "Intrepid" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Our adventurers try to divine what's happening with all these orc-like creatures. Will they figure out what sort of chaos is afoot? How distracted will the group get by unnecessary side quests? Find out in this week's episode! Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt Many thanks to all of the freesound.org members that we've used audio from: http://freesound.org/people/foxen10/sounds/149024/ http://freesound.org/people/andrescompovigo/sounds/220028/ http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/68343/ http://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/232136/ http://freesound.org/people/differentieel/sounds/245455/ http://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/169132/ http://freesound.org/people/Jedimichael/sounds/83873/ http://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/71930/ http://freesound.org/people/jobro/sounds/118430/ http://freesound.org/people/VitaminL/sounds/244990/ "Impending Boom", "Intrepid" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Our heroes finish making their way to Rockcrest, but they don't find what they expected. Will the mystery of the cubes be solved? Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt Many thanks to all of the freesound.org members that we've used audio from: http://freesound.org/people/StephenSaldanha/sounds/165532/ http://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/85568/ http://freesound.org/people/roachpowder/sounds/170234/ "Impending Boom", "Intrepid" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

What's going to happen when our adventurers find something that wasn't meant for them? We listen in as they discover an artifact of the Crag. Which two adventurers get the wind knocked out of them? Which two almost vomit? Find out on episode four! Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt "Intrepid" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We find out the name of the old man, and venture north towards the rumbling heard in past episodes. Nothing good could come of this, and nothing good does. Find out how our adventurers make due! Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt "Intrepid" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

D'Ani is recovered from the hole he fell down, and an encounter with peaceful NPC is horribly botched beyond comprehension. Another day in the world of ABTD, I guess. Heard in this episode Matt (DM) AJ (D'Ani Ventan) Bren (Ku-Ruk Lademan) Doug (Laryn Gitis) Credit Artwork by Ian McAfee Theme music composed and assembled by Josh Stitt http://freesound.org/people/gmajorrr/sounds/132717/ http://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ "Intrepid", "Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Find out more at https://abtd.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.