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San Francisco stand- up legend, Bob Rubin, brings the silly to the wonderfully surrealistic, absurd comedy world, BANANALAND! Sit back, relax and enjoy the fun ramblings. You never know who's going to slip on by Bananaland. Let's get goofy!
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Bananaland was a very funny and silly show recorded weekly by Bob Rubin during the early part of the 21st century. After reaching total burn out, Bob had to be placed in a different kind of Banaland, but now he's back and new episodes are coming soon. Meantime, enjoy all the hilarious moments in this fast-paced compilation show. Have fun!
BANANALAND REBROADCAST Through the miracle of resonance capture we bring you this live, Bananaland rebroadcast featuring our old buddy, The Hammer. Laugh out loud all over again for the very first time.
Hey kids! We here in Bananaland are on vacation. We'll be back soon with brand new episodes. In the meantime, enjoy this hilarious compilation of some of our finer moments.
Do you sometimes feel like everyone's going to a big party that you weren't invited to? Well, don't worry, it happens to all of us and you're probably right. Isn't that much better than being paranoid? Ever feel like you can float and sell a lot of hats at the same time? How many times have you asked yourself, "Am I bananas, or did I just sign up to go to the polls?" See how it all ties together? Embrace your inner oneness.
Chakras come in specific colors and many sizes. Don't hesitate, order now before they're all gone. I've never met a zebra I couldn't trust. Maybe that's something you should think about before your next job interview. Mercury is shuffling sideways and plays an important part in your eating habits. The moon is having a rent raising party.
It's never too early for holiday shopping except for right now. Stay indoors, avoid direct sunlight and enjoy this brand new episode of Bananaland.
Folks, summer is in full swing so if you are going to go boating, please stay at home and turn your thermostat to 81 degrees. Most boating accidents occur at home, so remember not to do anything while you are at home...especially boating. You're not listening to any of this, are you? You're just going go ahead and do anything you want, aren't you? Well, so be it. I've done all I can do.
Discover why Bananaland is the silliest, funniest, and fastest growing podcast in the universe. If you’re already in the know, enjoy a trip down memory lane with the raucous compilation.
It's the middle of the summer and you should be too. Boat rides on the lake, business with your parole officer, and apple pie. It's not too late, but you better get in the know, if you know what's good for you. You do know what's good for you, right?
Klin Klin the kinkachu stops by and teaches Rube how to play roulette. Fred the Zebra holds a shoulder pose until his strips slide off and the Ricola Horn Blowers arm wrestle a large, colorful, hallucinated snail. Top flight fun, folks!
Doughnuts and hunting knives, isle 4. Radiator sealant, camouflage detectors and pantyhose, isle 4. Guttenberg Press and magnetic fridge bibles, isle 4. Radon Tonic, beaver massage chairs, tonsillitis, Educated Elbow Patches, medicated tux rentals and felt spools, isle 4. What? Were all out of chewing gum.
Drop those buttered cobbettes where you stand. Fire up your iGrill and swallow this fantastic holiday special with your ears. Happy 4th of July!
The Flog Toppers stop by and beat musty carpets until they harmonize. Gene and Barry stop by with tips on wishful thinking. Hmmm. Summer tongs your thing? Well, Ronnie Tongs has the latest line up of patty flippers that will make any tong connoisseur smile. The Rolling Stones play great songs and Rube learns how to take a picture with his new Ham Radio.
Friends, this show sounded so nice we had to air it twice. Not only is this a special Bananaland rebroadcast, it's live, too, thanks to our ground breaking technology, Resonance Capture. So grab a Bucklenut Beer, sit back and be amazed, thrilled and entertained all over again for the very first time.
I'm the youngest in my family and for a time there, the smallest. When I was seven, my dad took me to the circus in his coat pocket. A clown put me inside a balloon animal, a poodle, I believe. That was the last time I ever saw my Dad. My mom used to say, "Remember that time a clown put you in a balloon animal?" "Yeah." "Well, your father ran off and joined that place." Today I'm 6'4" and I'm not from Chester, Ohio. Billy is, the kid that got the twisted poodle.
Vondo stops by and shows Rube how to build a backyard gazebo with popsicle sticks and plutonium. Summer fashion cuffs with Arlieo Bruchey. Betty turns into a salt pillar while testing sunblock 3000. Tommy Lee demonstrates 180 degree, rotating loop barbecues and Jiffy pops of about trumpet camp. Happy Memorial Day!
Hey, if you have a minute, can you tuck it in your pocket? Pockets stuffed with minutes? Take a moment from the bowl next to your keys on the counter top. Use it to empty your pockets at the counting machine down at the grocery store. Lots of times we can't spare a moment to take a minute to put a couple of hours together to have more time to take a moment and just relax.
If you're having intimacy issues, stand naked on a busy corner and shake people's hands. What are you, shy, or something? That's right! By popular demand, nudity expert and meteorologist, Tempe Hush Raj, is back in Bananaland, and she'll tell Rube how to fall off his chair while keeping one hand on his desk. Is humidity really bad for your hare? Does cabbage patch nudity really cure depression. Find out! Find out! This is not the time, Milbrit. You will stand down, private!
Don't substitute freshness for nudity. Approach with a confident stride, head up, shoulders back. Extend your arm, offer your hand and say, "What planet are you from". Today's a good day to start something new and not finish it, like a puzzle, or a goal. Friday is your action day, or "best day" for hanging out with back stabbers, pimps, thieves and a family whose been shot out of a cannon for generations. Eat the plate, too!
An Ogre drops by to review the new line from Lenscrafters. Rube
screws up mulligan stew and has to make it again. Old Red
Talbotshows the Bananaland crew what really happens when you eat
gum,every day, for 36 years, all day long. (hint: shovel to the
face)And Stew Mulligan is back for a second chance, head to
toemakeover. Mornings just got better. It's Bananaland!
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