Seeking Derangements

It's Seeking Sunday! Hello divas! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss Pete Hegseth's new standards for the military, come up with some of our own, trash the new AI actress, and end the episode with some readings from the NYT's The Ethicist.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund. See you Sunday divas!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our various mental illnesses, the NYPD arresting cruisers in Penn Station, and then we round out the episode with a quiz which yet again....reveals a shocking truth about each of us.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today after a brief detour to Heaven, Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the Kirk memorial, Bridgette Macron providing "photographic evidence" of her womanhood to a judge, and of course–Donald Trump's autism announcement. Plus some birthday updates from Jacques.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hesse, Jacques and Max review the 1990 action/sci-fi film Predator 2! Listen to Max's show The Drain

Hello Seekers! It's a special S-S-Seeking Saturday. Ben here, today I explain everything about Charlie Kirk to Jacques, who has almost zero idea who Charlie is, or why he was assassinated. I walk him through the unfolding situation starting with the day of, the immediate aftermath, to the capture of the alleged suspect. We discuss Trump potentially coming after Etsy witches, the fact Jezebel is still randomly operating (?), what the engraved bullets can tell us about the alleged assassin's politics and of course, we check in to what Bevvie had to say about it all. Plus Jacques does a freestyle in Charlie's memory.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques and I hop on the radio waves to bring you some of our favorite songs for Fall! Between playing our tracks we talk about Tucker Carlson's burning desire to interview Pete Buttiegieg about Gay S*x, Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein, the rise of schizophrenia and psychosis among THC users and then I do an edible. Plus Jacuqes has an interview with a Chinese Company looking for a "monkey" AKA a silent white American to hang out around business meetings. He does amazing.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive into the lawsuit between Laura Loomer and Bill Maher, discuss the return of Project Runway, and get a pressing Jacques Health Update. He's fine ftr. But everyone please join us in our Prayer For Jacques at 6EST tonight. Just say a prayer for him at that time. We're gonna heal this boy

Hello Seekers, Still hungover Ben here, on today's ep Jacques, Hesse and I take a look as Jacques freshly minted Letterboxed account, take a look at the 80+ entries he's made in the past 24 hours, and give a review of Eddington. Plus we compare our various hangover cures.

Find the Full Video on our Patreon! Judge Mora reporting, in this special episode Judge Deni and I begin by reviewing some breaking evidence in a highly publicized lawsuit. We received a second secret recording of a vicious prank phone call one Mr. Dane made to a Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, an act Gonsoulin argues caused 9 million in damages. The case appears to be open and shut...until Mr. Gonsoulin's conduct in the courtroom turns the entire case on its head. Who will walk out a free man? Will Dane be ordered to pay Gonsoulin 9 million dollars? Can you smoke mari*uana in a courtroom? Find out divas...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive head first into the world of Sex & The City! We discuss the new season of And Just Like That, the disastrous effect of the entire show upon the Gay Male brain, and figure out what the hell is going on with Aiden's freak son. Plus we take a quiz to figure out which character we are!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation.

Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're back with another one of our talk radio episodes! Between playing some of our favorite songs we discuss Trump's renovations of the White House, read some submissions from the evil NYT's The Ethicist, investigate Woah Vickys chat bot, Zohran stealing a table in college, Ghislane's plushy prison transfer, and radioactive wasps. Plus Jacques tell us about the private investigator he hired to tail me. Still not sure if that's real or not.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I take a look at a possible fecal transplant for Jacques, conduct a Scientologist auditing session on him, and finally submit ourselves to a personality quiz related to everyone's favorite show.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recently published all of Epstein's passwords. We talk about some of the recent fallout related to Epstein in MAGA world, how the democrats are responding to it, and take a peak at Epstein's Spotify and Pintrest. Subscribe to Dan's substack Deeper State and read his piece about sneaking into a George Santos event.

Movie Jacqueset is back with another Jacques-curated film to help you all get into the Jacqueset, and this time Jacques and Hesse are joined by Hesse’s Movie Mindset co-host Will Menaker! The crew discusses the 2002 X-treme Sports action movie XXX. We talk about the movie bringing about Jacques’ gender awakening, the worst evil villain plan in the history of movies, and much more!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I debrief Cuomo's newly announced independent bid for mayor, Rosie and Donald going at it yet again, and take a peak into the Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. We give advice on how to make your kid the right kind of gay guy, how to get your fat husband to do Ozempic, and if it's okay to out a politician you once had sex with (Corey Booker). Plus Jacques tells us about breaking his back.