Riffbusters

Jarrod brings Corn Pops to the podcast and finds is looking for a Jurassic Park toy. Because he's 9. Chris shows off his Shark tattoo and his legs. Antonio is not married, guys. He is not married. You got that? Not married. Not. But his dogs are definitely in charge. Come back to 1996 and listen as the guys watch the 101 Dalmatians trailer and a story of the man with 1,000 orgasms a day. You won't find a more ... eclectic podcast than this. 

Jarrod, Chris and Antonio are back with Mike Peters, who's got a mouse problem or a cat problem or a house problem. The dude's got a lot of problems, all right? We find out Antonio was on a national Skittles commercial. Why he's still slumming it with these folks is a real mystery. (Did you know there are two Ys in mystery? It sounds right, but looks weird. It's not a new word. I've seen it before. It just, you know, looks off. What's happening?) Jarrod discusses the West Memphis Three and Chris decides which one of them is the best looking. Totally on brand. 

Audrie Marsh joins Chris and Jarrod to talk about their worst stand-up shows. Jarrod makes a new friend named Dick Knupp and Chris does a deep dive on his Insane Clown Posse show. Plus they bring in Pat George to confirm Eric Navarro’s dark past. Audrie is recording her hour special on April 16 at TellUs 360 in Lancaster, Pa. Get tickets to see her and Jarrod. Or stare at Chris in the audience. He likes it.

Kyle Shahan and Andrew Brooks drop into the studio to spend time with Jarrod and Chris, per their community service agreement, no doubt. Chris gets excited about Royal Farms coming into his area and details the time he wanted to fight a woman over $40. Jarrod talks about his fast food expertise and some questionable sound at the shows in Lititz, Pa. Kyle’s got a Phantom Menace soda and Andrew will crash his car if he sees a pickle in his burger. It’s a journey.

Chris goes into teacher mode to explain to Jarrod why trains are derailing in Ohio and Michigan. Jarrod teaches Chris about l the silly city names this country has to offer. Have you ever been to Accident, Md.? How about Pee Pee Township? What about Deepthroat, Iowa? Toad Suck, Ark.? One of those isn't real. But which one? Regardless, they're all going to get a Chernobyl-style chemical peel eventually. Also, has anybody seen Jarrod's jacket? 

Jarrod and Chris are Antonio-less today, but they're powering through on the strength of Dateline episodes. Chris is against capitalism as long as it doesn't take away his AirPods Pro 2 and discloses a murder in his hometown. Jarrod is recovering from Chris' super-spreader comedy show and might be praying to a false prophet. I guess we'll find out eventually.

King of the Hill is coming back and this group of 'Busters have some theories. How old is Bobby going to be? Is Ladybird coming back? Chris and Jarrod explain to Antonio what scrapple is. Jarrod wants his coffee to be, well, diverse. Chris is particular about his meat accompaniment. Antonio is going to Mexico to marry his sister. Or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention. Whatever. 

This episode is brought to you buy the band Train and the Walgreens that plays them. Chris admits his biggest fat-guy secret and it involves meat he found on the internet. Antonio doesn't mind watching wrestling, unless country music is involved. Jarrod takes a hard stance on socks as a gift. Finally. 

Harrisburg comedian Andrew Brooks joined the guys this week and told them about the time he had to explain sex terms to his mom. How do you guys bond with your parents? Jarrod is buying Chris a new shirt he found on Facebook, Antonio has a tapestry and Chris throws shade on a co-worker just because he killed his wife. Big deal. Plus we get Raymond the Amish Comic. What a treat for the ears. 

Chris and Jarrod are back and brought in David Goggins to motivate them. They decided the price of being bad is less than $6. Chris gets a new NBA game and realizes white is not always the best color. Weird conclusion for a guy from central Pennsylvania. Jarrod knows where the real heaven is. It's in a basketball bit.

Anybody hungry for some McDonald's? Well, you won't be soon. Antonio's got a pet roach and Jarrod takes the guys virtual shoe shopping. Chris learns that pimps are bad. Then the three guys give a special preview of Jackast, a Jackass podcast. Too bad it's a joke. That poor Philreally needed something to go his way. 

Here's a question you've never thought you'd be asked: How much TCBY is too much for a man who murdered his wife? The answer might surprise you. Chris decides he's the gayest of the three. Antonio lives in the land of fast food. And Jarrod is against the evolution of grocery-store shopping. 

The guys are back with a lesson on ska. Is it one Suicide Machine or several and why does Disney have them? It's probably for the kids who kick Goofy at the park. Antonio admits to liking Kristen Stewart and Audrey Plaza, but not his preferred jeans or vacation spot. Because he's an adult. Chris likes a mean lady, and he once broke his penis. Coincidence? Jarrod sings Fastball and announces his Pennsylvania-centered, nationwide stand-up tour, including a spot at the Fetterman's Ball -- the crown jewel of the "Catskills Comics'" circuit.

Chris got his chance to start the podcast this week and he wasted it on examining musicians' packages. To be fair, we all should've seen this coming. I mean, he can't imagine them like the rest of us. He tries to sell Jarrod on watching Wild Hogs. It doesn't go well. Antonio tells the story of a rock that's led him to the single life and Jarrod finds out how the Green Ranger died and gets ready for Saturday Night Live.

Chris needs a new job and Jarrod is on the case. Chris might need more help than that. Good thing J.D., D.J. and B.J. McGillicuddy stopped by the podcast. They're all about helping others. Antonio is likeable because he might stab people. So listen to the podcast or Antonio will be your friend, too. You've been warned. 

Jarrod, Chris and Antonio are back to discuss the United States' role on climate change and how its geopolitical stance has changed since the end of the Cold War. They interview a microbiologist from Princeton to examine to affects global thermonuclear war would have on the vegetation rates of ...  oh, who the hell am I kidding? They spent like 16 minutes talking about mac and cheese and which snack goes best with soda. Just listen to the episode. A Dunkin' Donuts burned down and the town of Shamokin is lost.

The doctor is in and he knows all about Lewy Body dementia. He just doesn't know where his hands are. Jarrod, Chris and Antonio go down the list of famous people with Parkinson's and then judge their work. Plus Antonio secures his place in Italian hell. Also, have you ever heard the N-word on the news? No? Well, you're in luck. 

Everybody, behave. We just found out Antonio's mom and Chris' parents are listening. They're very good boys and always have been, all right? Chris tries to teach Antonio and Jarrod a little bit about everything and Jarrod takes a crack at his Owen Walken impression. Yeah. You read that right. This episode is Gotho Man approved.

Jarrod, Chris and Antonio have a message for all their listeners: Vote by mail. Sure, it's a bit late. But that doesn't mean it's any less important. ... So what if it does? No one asked you. Unless you're Cuba Gooding, Sr., no one cares what you have to say. (Omar Gooding's pretty cool, too.) Jarrod wore his house Birkenstocks to the recording and he and Antonio have questions about Chris' teaching credentials. Plus Antonio learns who Hilary Clinton and Ron DeSantis are. It's a big day in the neighborhood. 

The very special episode of Riffbusters was endorsed by John Fetterman, the founder of Carhart or hoodies, I think. One of them. Chris and Jarrod teach Antonio all about politics and what Pennsylvania is. Jarrod doesn't like marshmallows and Chris and Antonio take a quiz on state nicknames. Yep. It's come to this.