Chris goes into teacher mode to explain to Jarrod why trains are derailing in Ohio and Michigan. Jarrod teaches Chris about l the silly city names this country has to offer. Have you ever been to Accident, Md.? How about Pee Pee Township? What about Deepthroat, Iowa? Toad Suck, Ark.? One of those isn't real. But which one? Regardless, they're all going to get a Chernobyl-style chemical peel eventually. Also, has anybody seen Jarrod's jacket?