3 Crones Presents

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING**‘Twas the night before Christmas,   And all through the podcast.Not a listener was stirring,   As we readied our broadcast.Sound FX hung in the background with care,   Lovingly accenting our voice actors’ flair.For all those lamenting a Christmas NOT gritty,   One without puns or subversions so witty.Good news!  We’ve got just the present for you,   (We’re really hoping that Dickens’ estate doesn’t sue).So come one & come all – no time to inquire,   It’s time for a tale full of noire, wise-cracks, and gunfire.Roberta Cratchit is thrust all excitingly in peril,   And so it begins…3 Crones’ “A Krampus Carol"CREDITSWriting, Sound Design, and "Narrator" by Mary Englehart (@3crones)Direction, Writing, "Belsnickle" and Various Characters by Marissa Pona (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)Costumes, Make-up, and "Roberta Cratchit" by Bre Woicekowski (@adornbre)Stunt Coordination and "Ebenezeer Scrooge" by Mike Wiener (@toyingaroundpodcast)Props and "Tiny Tim" by Shane Brockway (@7heBlindman)Art Direction, Photography, and "Chief Fezziwig" by the great Matt Pona. "Krampus" by Jacki Giorgianni (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)And introducing Molly Pona as the Christmas elf beat cop "Officer Feliz Navidad".

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING**Based on the official Alien RPG published by Free League - which we've reskinned to fit a present day, festive Thanksgiving setting - AVIAN is a role-playing semi-theatrical performance brought you by:(in order of appearance)Mary Englehart as Seargent Apona, GrandMOTHER Weyland, and Abel Weyland.Mike Weiner as Sawyer Apona (@toyingaroundpodcast / www.facebook.com/ToyingAroundPodcast)Jacki Giorgianni as Emma Weyland (@JerseyGhouls / www.JerseyGhouls.com)Shane Brockway as Tadpole (@7heBlindman / www.facebook.com/7heBlindman)AJ Foremny as Denver WeylandJamie Richard as Preston Cardinal Breanna Woicekowski as Amanda WeylandMarissa Pona as Brett Cardinal (@JerseyGhouls / www.JerseyGhouls.com)

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING**"October Country . . . that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and mid-nights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain. . . " (Ray Bradbury)Come autumn people! Join us as we swap spooky stories around our Halloween hearth in a haunting celebration of folk tales, lore, and legends. Doomed Lullaby (2m51s) - written and performed by Mary Englehart Moonlight Sonata (18m22s) - written and performed by Joseph PettineThe Cursed Child (32m56s) - written and performed by Jacki GiorgianniWith additional discussion by Marissa Pona and sound design by Mary Englehart. Check out http://darkhillsevents.com/ or go to https://www.facebook.com/DarkHillsEvents to find out more from the talented Mr. Joseph Pettine and team.

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING**Directed by Marissa Pona.Written by Joseph Pettine & Mary Englehart.Performed by Dan Pona, Mike McSulla, Catie Moyer, and Jacki Giorgianni.Sound Design by Mary Englehart & Marissa Pona.Please visit and support http://darkhillsevents.com/ - trust us...it's a scream.