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‘Twas the night before Christmas,

   And all through the podcast.

Not a listener was stirring,

   As we readied our broadcast.

Sound FX hung in the background with care,

   Lovingly accenting our voice actors’ flair.

For all those lamenting a Christmas NOT gritty,

   One without puns or subversions so witty.

Good news!  We’ve got just the present for you,

   (We’re really hoping that Dickens’ estate doesn’t sue).

So come one & come all – no time to inquire,

   It’s time for a tale full of noire, wise-cracks, and gunfire.

Roberta Cratchit is thrust all excitingly in peril,

   And so it begins…3 Crones’ “A Krampus Carol"

CREDITS
Writing, Sound Design, and "Narrator" by Mary Englehart (@3crones)
Direction, Writing, "Belsnickle" and Various Characters by Marissa Pona (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)
Costumes, Make-up, and "Roberta Cratchit" by Bre Woicekowski (@adornbre)
Stunt Coordination and "Ebenezeer Scrooge" by Mike Wiener (@toyingaroundpodcast)
Props and "Tiny Tim" by Shane Brockway (@7heBlindman)
Art Direction, Photography, and "Chief Fezziwig" by the great Matt Pona.
"Krampus" by Jacki Giorgianni (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)
And introducing Molly Pona as the Christmas elf beat cop "Officer Feliz Navidad".