Audio Roleplays by JayeWilde

This is a story that can be found here by Ramon Martensen and is a very cute one about a gigantic kitten with a heart of a tiny one. Hope it helps you sleep!

INGREDIENTS: 2 teaspoons olive oil 3 tablespoons finely chopped onion 1 (15.5 ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed 1 (10 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1/4 cup salsa 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes 2 tablespoons butter, divided 8 (8 inch) flour tortillas 1 1/2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese, divided DIRECTIONS: 1. Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Stir in onion, and cook  until softened, about 2 minutes. Stir in beans and corn, then add sugar,  salsa, and pepper flakes; mix well. Cook until heated through, about 3  minutes. 2. Melt 2 teaspoons of the butter in a large skillet over  medium heat. Place a tortilla in the skillet, sprinkle evenly with  cheese, then top with some of the bean mixture. Place another tortilla  on top, cook until golden, then flip and cook on the other side. Melt  more butter as needed, and repeat with remaining tortillas and filling. https://imgur.com/a/LK05H

Learn to cook Meatloaf, one of my favorite dishes, with me. and roasted garlic mashed potatoes    Swiss Meatloaf   1lb Ground Beef  2 eggs  1 packet Lipton Onion Soup  mix 1 ¼ cup Italian bread crumbs  1 ¼ cup baby Swiss (grated) 1 cup chopped Celery 2 tsp Parsley 1 tsp Lawrey’s Season salt Ketchup to cover the top  Mix all of this together (preferable with hands) and put in 2 loaf pans. Cover with Ketchup and bake at 350 for 1 hour.    Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes    6 cloves garlic, peeled  1/4 cup olive oil  7 baking potatoes, peeled and cubed  1/2 cup milk  1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese  2 tablespoons butter  1/2 teaspoon salt  1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper   Directions 1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2 Place garlic cloves in a small baking dish. Drizzle     with olive oil, cover, and bake 45 minutes, or until golden brown. 3 Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to boil. Add     potatoes, and cook until tender but firm. Drain, and transfer to     a large mixing bowl. 4 Place roasted garlic, milk, Parmesan cheese, and butter     into the bowl with the potatoes. Season with salt and     pepper. Beat to desired consistency with an electric mixer.

Vegetable Beef Soup   1lb of beef stew meat   Vegetables of your choice (at least 4-5 types)   One onion   5 cloves of garlic   2 bay leaves   1 large bottle of V8 or Spicy V8 juice   2 cups of beef broth   Fry up the stew meat until just browned  Wash and rough chop all the veggies and the garlic and onion  Put all of the ingredients in a slow cooker  Set to low and let it cook for 6-8 hours depending.  Add more beef broth or water if the liquid does not cover everything    the pictures of my soup: https://imgur.com/a/LQTKsh6

This is a very easy dish and can be done by almost anyone:    Veggie and Sausage Pasta   INGREDIENTS:  1 pound spicy Italian sausage  4 cloves garlic, minced  1 (16 ounce) package any pasta    1 (16 ounce) package frozen veggies  1 can crushed or chopped tomatoes  1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes  1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese  DIRECTIONS:  In a skillet, fry sausage and garlic over medium heat until no longer pink; drain, and reserve.  Add tomatoes to sausage and garlic, once that is warmed, add in the veggies and then red pepper flakes and simmer 5 to 10 min  Meanwhile, bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook pasta in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes or until done; drain. Three minutes before the end of the cooking time, add broccoli; drain with pasta.  In a large serving bowl, toss together the sausage and garlic, pasta and veggies, and Parmesan.   Pasta dish https://imgur.com/a/Qz65u Hope you enjoy!

I find it funny how some words make people uncomfortable. So all the moists are beeped out of this audio. Come learn how to make Pineapple Upside down Cake with me.      Ingredients :  1/4 cup butter    2/3 cup firmly packed light or dark brown sugar   1 (20-ounce) can pineapple slices, undrained   9 maraschino cherries  2 large eggs, separated   3/4 cup granulated sugar   3/4 cup all-purpose flour  • 1/8 teaspoon salt   1/2 teaspoon baking powder   Whipped cream or vanilla ice cream (optional)      Preparation Melt butter in a 9-inch cast-iron skillet. Spread brown sugar evenly over bottom of skillet. Drain pineapple, reserving 1/4 cup juice; set juice aside. Arrange pineapple slices in a single layer over brown sugar mixture, and place a cherry in center of each pineapple ring; set skillet aside. Beat egg yolks at medium speed with an electric mixer until thick and lemon-colored; gradually add granulated sugar, beating well.  Heat reserved pineapple juice in a small saucepan over low heat. Gradually add juice mixture to the yolk mixture, beating until blended. Combine all-purpose flour, salt, and baking powder; add dry ingredients to the yolk mixture, beating at low speed with electric mixer until blended. Beat egg whites until stiff peaks form; fold egg whites into batter. Spoon batter evenly over pineapple slices.  Bake at 325° for 45 to 50 minutes. Cool cake in skillet 30 minutes; invert cake onto a serving plate. Serve warm or cold with whipped cream or ice cream, if desired.  Express Pineapple Upside-Down Cake: Follow original recipe directions for first 4 ingredients. Substitute 1 (9-ounce) package golden yellow cake mix for next 5 ingredients. Prepare cake mix according to package directions, substituting 1/2 cup pineapple juice for 1/2 cup water. Spoon batter over prepared pineapple slices as directed. Bake at 350° for 20 to 25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.   Pineapple upside-down cake https://imgur.com/a/KsF2Y

In this audio I teach you how to make my families Lasagna recipe. Here is the recipe for you to follow along:    Sauce Pan:  1 lb ground beef  ½ lb hot pork sausage  2-4 cloves garlic,  minced 1 T basil (after all these are browned, add below)  2 14oz cans of tomatoes  1 12oz can of tomato paste (Simmer for 30 min uncovered)   Mix in bowl:  1 lb small curd cottage cheese  ¼-1/2 cup Parmesan cheese  16 oz mozzarella cheese  4 eggs  ½ tsp pepper  1 tsp salt  2 T parsley  ¼ tsp oregano   9”X13” Pan: Well Greased (use 1 ½-2 boxes of uncooked noodles doesn’t have to be the “special” kind, just regular noodles.) Layer Sauce, Noodles, Cheese (ending with cheese on top) Bake at 375 for 45 min.   Lagagna https://imgur.com/a/5dimB

Yes, I am absolutely going to hold your hand into the bathroom The bath should be just the right temperature   Oh come on, I know you love my lavender bubble bath- it goes down far quicker than it would if it were just me using it.    The script by u/LiraRose  can be found here

You're hard at work at the table, just finishing up a stressful assignment. I stand behind you just when you are getting done and decide to give you a loving pep talk.

I know! you told me to go to bed hours ago...help me sleep

I wrote this wonderful aftercare series that can be found here   It can be for Boys, or Girls or Either. So I recorded it all three ways. This week we will do the Boys.

No work, no school, just wrapped up in your arms, listening to your heart beat.   This script was written by u/shelterandstrength and can be found here

I'm your older GF and I'm trying to tempt you into bed with me. I need to sleep...come and cuddle!

Don't feel well? let me get you some chocolate milk and play with your hair and hum you to sleep. All the cuddles....

SO you had a bad day? let me tell you some really bad jokes and cuddle you and see if I can turn that frown upsidedown.

I'm sleepy...but I'd still love to have you in my arms. Come cuddle...please?

You need some snuggles and love for the holidays. Yes they suck, but hey, you have me!

I wrote this wonderful aftercare series that can be found here  It can be for Boys, or Girls or Either. So I recorded it all three ways. This week we will do the Pets.

MY SO is back from Tour, having had a rough time, they are finding it hard to adjust, suffering from PTSD and reliving the nightmares you prove, that no matter what you are always at their side, regardless if they try to push you away, just listen to me babe i have got you, we will walk through this together always......I love you Forever and always This script was by u/Toleas1984 and can be found here

You get home from work, realizing your S/O has fallen asleep crying, you  can see they have slipped into little space  you know something has  upset them. You get to work on a pillow fort, put the Disney on ready to  play, you gently rouse them awake and offer them a safe place to let it  out and just be comforted by you…….baby, mommy has got you (F4A)    The script can be found here: https://pastebin.com/xeZHCvts