The Smut Hive

Camille has escaped from her long term client Grave and realizes that the only way to get out of their relationship is to have him killed.  She finds out that a man by the name of Cauldron is her only hope.  She finds him and has to sneak her way into getting a meeting with him.  When he finds out that the man she's running from is his half brother, whom he hates, he decides to strike a deal for her to become his.  When Grave finds out he looses his shit, all sorts of things happen, the biggest though, is that Camille falls in love with Cauldron....big mistake....huge.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

What happens when you have rich, spoiled, sexy socialites that like to play games with each other....this book series.  Jillian calls the series sexually uncomfortable, Morgan says that some scenes were a hard pass....but troupes are supposed to make you feel something, right?   Royce and Marist are to be married as a business transaction so that Royce can get his spot on his families business' board.  No one saw coming the obsession that Royce's father MacAlister would have with Marist after she passes many tests to get the spot of being a future Hale.  MacAlister is the king of playing games and as much as Royce and Marist don't want to play they get sucked in and have to participate.  The plot line that the author has set up in the series is wild and shocking, and you wont be able to put it down.  Listen to get our take on this crazy as hell read. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

WARNING: This episode is a major spoiler, so if you haven't read this book and want to, don't listen yet.   The run down: Kayla is married to Michael.  Michael dies. Leaves her with a massive house that needs a lot of work Handy Man: Aiden- comes to fix her roof, is a huge asshole and Kayla ends up firing him.  They end up later at the same bar, he tells her EXACTLY in DETAIL what he wants from her, she rejects his advances.  His response is, "See you Soon". Plot line: Weird shit is happening in her house, is scares Kayla and she runs to Aiden for help.  They get down and dirty, repeatedly and end up falling for each other.   Monkey Wrench- Weird shit keeps happening, her housekeeper Fiona tells her she needs a medium and Kayla doesn't believe in ghosts.  At this point Kayla is shutting down everything because she can't move forward, even with premium D.   That's all your getting, please read this, it will give you all the feels.  Jillian cried, my body was covered in goosebumps, and we were both shook. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Because why wouldn't we re-release this gem of an episode..... Jillian's choice - Monster Mash Morgan's choice - Halloween Bites Both equally nuts and wild, but Jillian's wins. Listen to find out why. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Enter Natia. A bad ass human woman that is kidnapped by a supernatural being. Enter Duncan. The guy that saves her and becomes her best friend.  Skip ahead 6 years and they are both working together at SIP, a security intelligence company that keeps the bad super naturals away from humans.  We begin to meet all of her friends who become her protectors. Protectors that are needed because she isn't human after all.  Enter the man she falls for, who of course is not human.  Archan considers himself an "ancient", whatever that means, we find out quickly just as Natia does.  Her feelings get involved as does his, but not everything is as it seems. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

What happens when you call HAVOC at Prescott High? Five deadly, hot, and vicious guys come out of the wood work to hear what you have to say.  They will pretty much do anything but you must pay their price.  Bernadette wants revenge and knows the only way to get it is to call on HAVOC, the downside, is she was tortured by HAVOC a couple years ago.  Is her revenge worth it, especially when the price she must pay is her.  She has to become a member of HAVOC and give them her body.  Decisions Decisions.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Bianca is a first class flight attendant that catches the eye of first class billionaire passenger James Cavendish.  She is definitely attracted to him, who wouldn't be, but turns him down when he asks her out.  Her best friend, Stephan, also a flight attendant, talks to him and tells him where to meet later for drinks.  Bianca is cold and unemotional and James seems to like this for reasons we can't understand.  Did we mention she's a virgin.  They end up doing the deed, he gets desperate, she gets jealous, and the monkey wrench's show up.  Give us a listen and let us know how you felt about this book.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

A hot as fuck guy asks you to be in a "relationship" for 3 months, and tells you that it will be the best time of your life and will include many many orgasms', you say yes right? Jillian and I would, in fact, we would hop on board faster than you could purchase the crazy train ticket.  Laurelyn has to think it over, and the reason why is because no names will be used and no personal information will be shared.  She isn't on board with this so it takes her a minute to decide.  What is the push she gets, an orgasm in a wine cellar and a picnic in the middle of a vineyard.  Jack Henry just wants sex and companionship for 3 months, what he doesn't expect are feelings to get involved, but as always, shit never goes to plan.  Join us to hear about the first book of this 3 book series. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Mafia Mistress, Mafia Darling, and Mafia Madman are now one of our favorite book series after our 4 day reading binge.  The first 2 books are about Frankie and Fausto.  Frankie is the daughter of a mafia boss from Toronto who happens to owe Fausto, the Italy mafia boss money.  Fausto has decided he will be taking Frankie as payment because his son, Guilio, needs a wife.  What he doesn't expect is to want her for himself.  Book 3 is a revenge plot book that surrounds Enzo, a man that Fausto has previously kidnapped and tortured, and Gia, Frankie's sister. Revenge quickly turns into sexual obsession in this plot line.  The series does have a 4th book which comes out in March of 2023.    --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

This book read was out of the box for us.  Very tropey for sure which is definitely what you get when you read Penelope Douglas.  We meet Tiernan, a 17 year old girl who has had the world's worst childhood, never felt wanted or loved and is going through the devastation of losing both her parents.  She is left to her "uncle" Jake, whom she has never met, in her father's will.  Jake is her father's estranged step brother and lives up in the mountains in Colorado with his 2 grown sons.  She decides to move there for a short time to get away from everything socialite in California.  The need to wrap your brain around the fact that they aren't blood related is important here, as she moves into this house with 3 men.  It gets wild, and crazy, and wild some more.  You read it and let us know your thoughts? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

The Filthy Trilogy is a 3 part book series about Eric and Harper.  He is a genius billionaire who has shown up to help Harper, his sorta step sister, one time fuck, and employee, at his families company.  He hates his "family", doesn't work with them, and wants nothing more than to see the company go up in flames.  Now he has to help Harper figure out why it's in trouble, and why people keep trying to kill them.  There's a huge plot line with a lot of secrets and lies.  One of the best things about this series is the hate sex, sexy sex and the I love you but I'm keeping so many things from you sex. Tune in to see what we loved about this series. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

In this episode we review the final 3 books of the series, Eyes on Me, Give Me More, and Mercy.  Bottom line: Sara Cate is a boss ass bitch.  We absolutely love this series.  While we are not fans of the 4th book, we LIVED for the 1st 3.  Book 2 is a Voyeur/step-sibling kink, book 3 is a husband and wife bringing their best friend into the bedroom kink, and book 4 is a dom/sub relationship, with a woman being the dom.  There is so much to say about each book, but we, of course, are going to make you listen to the episode to hear our thoughts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Extra extra, read all about it, Jillian liked a reverse harem and I'm gonna shout it!!!!  This is considered book 1 of a reverse harem series and we were immediately on board.  We meet The Triad, a gang in London, run by Tristan, Sebastian, and Elliot.  They kidnap Scarlet to use her as leverage against her family, but what they get is a woman with a shitty past that hates her family and is looking to belong, and by belong we mean, to them.  Sebastian is the first one onboard with that plan, also the first one she trusts and the first one she fucks.  Tristan, the king of dirty talk, wants her but doesn't trust her, and Elliot just all around hates her and wants nothing to do with her.  Scarlet works to prove herself and gain their trust, she starts working for them, gets both Sebastian and Tristan to fall for her, but before Elliot gets his shot, she gets kidnapped. Even if you don't love a good reverse harem, we recommend giving this series a shot, its worth it.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Netflix has released the 3rd movie installment of 365 days.  We have thoughts.........but you have to listen to this minisode to hear them. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

In this 3 part short series, we meet ex's Katie and Brandon.  Katie is currently 25 years old, a new manager at Marathon Corp, and living with her best friend Meg in New York City.  Brandon is a 42 year old millionaire that owns Marathon Corp, lives in New York, and has an ax to grind.  7 years ago they were in love. She was 18, he thought she was 22, she lied her way through their relationship, he was blinded by the sex, and found out she betrayed him.  Lots of shit happens, bad shit honestly, and they are both a mess.  He manipulates with sex and says what she wants to hear, and she (as well as us) is confused all the time but trying to hold on to the old Brandon that she fell in love with 7 years ago.  No one is the same person they were 7 years ago and they both are starting to realize that.  Forgiveness is easy when you love someone, but forgetting is quite another story. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

What happens when you fly across the country to work as a nanny for a single mom with 2 kids? A hot as fuck older man picks you up from the airport and you realize that its a single dad not mom, and your panties are on fire.  The sexual chemistry between nanny Bree and hot judge dad Julian Masters is fire, however, she has a rough start with the whole nanny thing, gets nosey, and then gets caught.  He keeps her around because well, she's hot and his youngest loves her. They are both so worried about what other people think that they forget to talk to each other and get on the same page.  We will say the only page they seem to agree on is the sex invitations, now that, we can get onboard with. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

We discuss the crazy that is Book 2 and 3 in this series.  Gideon and Eva have been together for a whole 2 weeks, are already in therapy together, have many many meddlers trying to keep them apart, and can't stop having sex.  We have a lot to say about all of this, starting with how unstable we think they are, and how sex doesn't fix everything, nor does sex a relationship make.  But we digress- after a whole month of shit they decide the best idea would be to elope and get married- cool cool, great idea.  We are exhausted, but also still wanna keep reading. Next week we wrap up book 4 and 5, and give our final thoughts on this series. Sylvia....what are you doing to us!? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

We have a lot of mixed feelings about book 4 and 5.  Well they are married, secretly, still not sleeping in the same bed, but having a ton of sex. Sex is how they communicate, but when that's the ONLY way you communicate, is your marriage working? We don't think so, and neither does their therapist Dr. Peterson. Brett is still in book 4, we are over it, Corrine is still around with her damn book, and we are also over that.  What we aren't over is the cute new puppy Lucky and how Eva is trying to get Gideon to understand what unconditional love is.  Any who, they still can't stand to be away from each other for 35 mins, lots of travel is happening together and separately, and the meddlers are still annoying.  Something sad happens, secrets are found out, a sex swing is bought, and in the end they stay together and are happy....whatever that means for them.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

Emerson is a hot 40 year old owner of a sex club, who also happens to be father to Beau.  Beau has an ex girlfriend named Charlotte, we will call her Charlie, and she needs a job.  She shows up at Emerson's house to get a security deposit and ends up on her knees at Emerson's request.  Emerson thinks Charlie is his new "secretary", Charlie just wants her money but still gets on her knees, Emerson wants her, Charlie loves the good girl praise, match made in heaven. He offers her a job, she accepts, they both want the other and the sexual tension is off the charts.  This is the 1st book in a series of 4 and you will want to binge read every single one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support

We decided to change it up a bit and review a non-smut book series.  With us both living in Michigan it was pretty cool to read a book based here and be able to understand the small town vibe with all the crazy weather seasons.  There is a love story so the romance isn't completely gone, but we mostly loved the relationships between the main character Bay and her cousins, Clove and Thistle.  Their moms are crazy and wild, the side characters keep the plot lines interesting, and there are laugh out loud moments often.  Give a try, you won't be disappointed. Update on Passionflix and the upcoming shows/movies. Check out Kindle Unlimited  Get Audible --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-smut-hive/support