Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Hungry for love? Hungry for laughs? Or just hungry for the two sexiest podcasters in South Essex? Then this episode of the Say What! Podcast is your all-you-can-eat buffet of filth, food and foolishness.Tonight’s menu includes our guest of honour — DJ Allegro ( Lady P) — who reveals her ultimate chocolate bar, takes a special little fella out for fish & chips, and somehow ends up getting munched out by the end of the show. 🤷‍♂️Fair warning: things get a touch spicy when Uncle Ben shows up wearing a monocle, but don’t worry — balance is restored once Ainsley Harriott pays a very personal visit to The FA-TT’s back door. Culinary justice served piping hot. 👨‍🍳🔥We also dive into a food-themed Shag, Marry, Kill: Chef Edition, settle the eternal debate of Big Nob vs Small Nob (chef-related, obviously), and ask the only question that matters: would Gordon Ramsay scream “IT’S RAW” in the bedroom too?So grab a knife, fork, and maybe some wet wipes — this episode is messy. ❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another 15 minute episode of the ‘OneFive’ Club. If you’re having a bad day ( or think you might) then maybetake your mind off it and take a listen to this masterpiece. In this episode we take Ian Beale for a day out, and if you’velistened before  - you will know thatnever ends well. Please enjoy, however if you are easily offended then maybe give it a miss, or listen and then report us. All the best  BPJ & NFATT

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

( another issue with the video quality , apologies) Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler” we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦‍♂️.Things get sexy with a piece of elastic when we discuss playground games and relive the Iraqi war with a ballistic missile being launched at a chalk board.If you get bored with the school talk fast forward to the very end where we give a shout out to Stig of the dump and discuss the Twits by Roald Dahl.We hope you enjoy and from the gang thanks for listening.

( please note, this video cuts out halfway through, due mostly to drunken usage of cameras, for the full episode you can listen to the audio version) Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Hey Guys So this is part 2 , similar to part 1 of course - just more shitIts a mess, but its 'our mess' - please enjoy.... Love and Respect BPJ & N-FATT

Welcome to a 90’s nostalgia podcast where the queen of Burger King Lady P joins the boys on this trip down memory lane. We start off with movie hour and discuss some 80’s classics such as Twins and Halloween….we then get back on track and things get heated when Robin Hood prince of thieves takes us on a side ways journey and we try to guess the highest grossing movies from each year.To sum up this 90’s podcast we discuss brands, chocolates, Yorkshire puddings, playing monopoly with monkeys, MKIII Escorts, underwater wanking, painting with Ricky Martin and then if you get to the end of PT2 Big Pappa J explains how you’d win a fight with a ghost.If you're not tempted, you're not our people Much Love BPJ & N-FATT

Hello and welcome to another episode of the ONE FIVE club.This podcast is designed for that short ride into work, just to take the edge off of your day..In this episode we discuss how we would treat Sesame Street's Big Bird if we had chance to take him out for the day.If you're a fan of Big Bird, then this podcast is not for you.anyway, its just a bit of fun ( unless your Big Bird) Peace Out BPJ & NFATT

This episode can’t even be classed as a podcast as the boys over indulged and we forget to push record on the mics... and then passed out after 40 minutes...Putting that aside it’s a fairly interesting listen where we list of chocolate brands, 80’s fantasy films and make believe army people kitted out with food weapons and armour. We start off by discussing things that give you instant Joy and we’re sorry to say this episode is not one of those things.Luckily you don’t have to pay to listen to this shit and its only 40 minutes long, and we promise we will be back to our best on the next episode - we might even push record!were sorry neverthelessBig Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT

This episode can’t even be classed as a podcast as the boys over indulged and we forget to push record on the mics... and then passed out after 40 minutes...Putting that aside it’s a fairly interesting listen where we list of chocolate brands, 80’s fantasy films and make believe army people kitted out with food weapons and armour. We start off by discussing things that give you instant Joy and we’re sorry to say this episode is not one of those things.Luckily you don’t have to pay to listen to this shit and its only 40 minutes long, and we promise we will be back to our best on the next episode - we might even push record!were sorry neverthelessBig Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT

Welcome to the One Five Club, where we basically stick a pizza in the oven and whilst we wait 15 minutes ( it’s a fan oven) we do a podcast. This one we discuss what the cast of the Goonies might be doing now, it has elements of both nostalgia, rape and a wonderful reunion moment. Anyway, its just a bit of fun, so stick it on before you go to bed and laugh yourself to sleep….or don’t bother and go listen to Joe RoganLove and respect  x BPJ & NFATT x

Welcome to the Say What Podcast!On this week's episode we discuss how to dispose of dead animals by either burning on a BBQ or hiding them in a monogrammed Big Pappa J bin bag.We also discuss things that give you 'instant rage' where we give a shout out to our dumb kids and their lack of skills, unruly barmen, fireworks, wrappers in a cinema and we then go ono to ban the entire Sikh religion from the West End (well one of us does 👀) We bang out the classic rounds along with newbies “Condiment Challenge” “Inanimate objects that can talk to you” “Mastermind Challenge” and obviously we have “Guess the Breed” 🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐶 where the Notorious FA-TT morphs into Kevin Costner and re-enacts Dances With Wolves…….if this is not enough to challenge the senses, then we also talk about Harry Potter squeezing out a brown parsnip.Intrigued then fucking listen!!!!!We hope you enjoy and from Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT keep on trucking ❤️❤️🐕‍🦺❤️

Welcome to the Say What Podcast!On this week's episode we discuss how to dispose of dead animals by either burning on a BBQ or hiding them in a monogrammed Big Pappa J bin bag.We also discuss things that give you 'instant rage' where we give a shout out to our dumb kids and their lack of skills, unruly barmen, fireworks, wrappers in a cinema and we then go ono to ban the entire Sikh religion from the West End (well one of us does 👀) We bang out the classic rounds along with newbies “Condiment Challenge” “Inanimate objects that can talk to you” “Mastermind Challenge” and obviously we have “Guess the Breed” 🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐶 where the Notorious FA-TT morphs into Kevin Costner and re-enacts Dances With Wolves…….if this is not enough to challenge the senses, then we also talk about Harry Potter squeezing out a brown parsnip.Intrigued then fucking listen!!!!!We hope you enjoy and from Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT keep on trucking ❤️❤️🐕‍🦺❤️

Welcome to another episode of 'The Say What Podcast'This edition was an 'off the cuff' recording session straight after the pub, with amazingly even less planned content than normal.Its messy and offensive ( but in a fun kinda way) So if you want to hear about Cliff Richard's Stag Do, Nana's special photo album or a chimp being thrown in the M25 - then you may have struck gold.Apologies in advance and next week we will get rid of these pricks and deliver a good podcast love and best wishes as always BPJ & NFATT xx