Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.

This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe.

Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.

Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️

Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️

It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.