Serving!

Our fearless duo are back and not a moment too soon. Enjoy an acoustic snippet from the song “Did you know that there’s boiled peanuts at the gas stations in the South under Diet Mountain Dew Boulevard”. This song is famously featured on Lana Del Rey’s unreleased album titled “Grenadine Daydream” (or at least that’s what Melissa says). The crew STILL keeps talking about Chicago. In the episode we also get the Mafia suit shop story, Cyber-babies, amish cabinets,  Rapture Day warnings, and so much more! We even are treated to a couple actual restaurant related server insights on mobile payment systems. Melissa still doesn’t like the taste of sour cream even after recovering from covid and she’s FIGHTIN MAD. Ian is desperately trying to get Amber off the shelf Melissa keeps putting her on (because she’s a little gorgeous porcelain doll). Enjoy your ‘Last Supper’ before the Rapture, because we’re Serving!

This week on Serving! our dearly beloved break down the 2025 VMAs the only way two gay bozos can (in the most hectic, ADHD brain way). What did you think about Megan Stalter's lampshadeeeee? What do you think about her in general? Name a WOMAN??? Tom Ford smells SOUR???? Should the VMAs just turn into the TikTok Drag Queen Brunch show? Maybe that would be a good idea. Melissa is doing her best impression of singing in cursive and HATING every second of it. lan is busy trying to explain that one drag queen cosplaying as the Nicole Kidman AMC commercial. Grab your popcorn/moon man/mobile app award statue and find your seat QUICKLY because we're Serving!

Our Dynamic Duo are back and things are getting juicy (from a black Yumi watermelon that is ;D ). From magical camping trips to $100 Erewhon sushi, the mid-shift crew is breaking down all the tea. Ian weighs in on fake celebrity death rumors and how they’re soooo 2007. Melissa records the entire podcast on one of those long skinny Bob Barker microphones. Scooter Braun, culottes, and AI dog videos are just some of the topics on this episode. We’ve got A LOT to cover today, so loosen your belts and unbutton your Sydney Sweeney jeans, because we’re Serving!

This week Serving! gets a glow up! We're LIVE straight from the nail chair where Julia Stiles is working her manicure magic on Ian's digits. Melissa does her best to keep the conversation from smudging onto the cuticles. Between color choices and nail bed care, the crew dives into fast food chaos, mall nostalgia, and the eternal question: who actually eats at Arby's? With stories of coupon scams, milkshake betrayals, and Cheesecake Factory menu rants, this episode is equal parts self care and unhinged chaos. Nails painted, fries salted, let’s get to Serving!

The Serving! crew is back with a cozy (but still unhinged) episode full of Renaissance Fair tales, sexy Shrek discourse, childhood movie crushes, and the mystery of the neighbor who does laundry for 12 hours straight. Ian shares his survival tips for restaurant life, Melissa questions the logistics of the “gay agenda,” and together they uncover the horrifying truth about chicken lips. From medieval jousting to extreme couponing to cigarette aunt energy, this one’s got it all. Grab a plate, watch out for the gizzards, and let’s start Serving!

We're back baby!!!! New episodes every Tuesday. It's CHEWSDAY INNIT???

Please excuse the gap of talking at the beginning ( I’m too lazy to edit it ;) ). Honestly this is just a surprise episode enjoy it everybody. It’s a late upload from the LA fires. DON”T CLOCK MEEEEEEEEEE

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Did somebody say pyramid scheme? Join our downline today and secure your very own packet of Slug Water!! (Patent Pending) This episode has it all. Our two gay bozos talk Chinese diarrhea tea, wheeze laughing, “Why is it Spizzccssy?”, shrimp (poop chutes), restaurant managers, quitting jobs, Detroit deep dish, candle scents, and more! Melissa is starting a pyramid scheme for her electrolyte drink mix she calls “Slug Water”. Ian is in over his head with Melissa’s pyramid scheme and needs to sign up 3 new people before the end of the week. Don’t forget every packet of Slug Water contains enough minerals to equal a whole geode. Sit back, relax, and keep on sipping that tall glass of slime while you listen to two gay idiots figure out how fast planes fly. Enjoy!

Let’s play a game… a love game! The dynamic duo discuss the start of YouTube meme culture, first cellphones, early 2000’s tech, documenting memories, NPCs in real life, the Writers Strike, LA construction, and much more! Ian pitches his movie idea to A24 about an influencer who has an internet boyfriend. Melissa addresses the podcast’s HUGE audience with a little wink and a blink ;). There’s a lot of construction next door during the episode so everyone please bear with the background noise. Nom Nom Hungry Hungry insert joke about restaurants that relates to podcasting here.

The Gay Bozos are back at it with a new episode! Our two favorites talk about everything from entertaining the public, tips for straight men, running out of things to say, COVID, germs on public transit, St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago, Queen! (Smart Bar), Qu33r-bating, and more!! Melissa tells the story of learning to perform and making people cry during her first show. Ian discusses his experience learning how to “be cool” and gain self- confidence. Melissa calls Ian a petri dish and he is NOT. HAVING. IT. Your stomach says *grumble grumble* and wonders “Where’s the food?!”. Melissa and Ian kiss you on the cheek and hand you a plate of wings. Enjoy > ; )

It’s the Barbie movie recap episode! The duo discuss the good, the bad, and the UGLY of the new Barbie movie. Our cuties also discuss BenShapiro, the Women’s World Cup, gay marriage, sexism in America, acting“gay”, and much more! Melissa is secretly the director of Oppenheimer but just hasn’t told anybody yet. Ian lost his car keys yesterday and is still looking for them. Get in the window and help us run food because we’re Serving!

Hi girlie! Do you wanna be a boss babe and earn all your own money? Well this is the podcast for you! The two gay people on this show discuss ALLt he topics. From crime, the citizen app, Chicago’s worst winter, restaurant hosts, celebrity etiquette, and much more! Melissa discusses her insanely thick and beautiful hair. Ian recalls his time raising farm animals in Indiana.There’s plenty to go around, so everyone grab a plate because we’re Serving!

Alright everybody it’s time to WAKE UP! Our fearless duo are back at it again whipping up another podcast for their hungry listeners. From topics such as how many years is vintage, motivational influencers, AAA, theBritney Spears slap, and much more! Melissa details the challenges with being left handed. Ian can’t stop talking about ‘The Idol’ even though it’s terrible. Everyone say happy birthday to Melissa and give her a kiss on the head. Bring out the clam juice!

Guess who… it's the lesbians!! Pride month is over which means it's illegal to be gay again. Ian and Melissa are reeling from pride month festivities so there's feral energy in the air. The gang discuss lesbian parties, queefing on demand, Bridesmaids, catamarans, and more! The lesbians are heading out onto the open ocean for Melissa’s birthday. Ian is back fromIndiana with Mountain Dew mouth. Who is the Journal Lesbian? Tune in to find out! Tummies are rumblin’ and its time to eat, let's start Serving!

After another long break the crew discusses another break…. Ian’s jaw!!This episode will make you laugh, make you cry, and give you a serious case of indigestion. The duo discuss Ian’s bike accident and the importance of being grateful for every day. Melissa discusses the gift of gab and its importance for the podcast. Taylor swift has taken over the world. Did you guys know The Killers are a Christian rock band?Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers!!

We’re back at it! Our dynamic duo haven’t seen each other in weeks and cover all their bases. From summer fitness journeys, to Chicago hangover food. The kids dish on demanding work schedules and taking breaks from serving. This episode has the Trunchible Halloween story so you can’t miss it! Dig in y’all

Producer Elmer has a juicy booty…. let’s talk about it! The duo discuss dental drama and they’ve got a bone to pick with Buffalo Wild Wings(Literally). Ian talks about his crazy Karen story including the power of negative Yelp reviews. Melissa tells her story about a CRAZY kitchen mixup in addition to skin-walker conspiracies. Ian’s getting a new diamond tooth so now he says “New tooth who dis”. #Diva

Have you guys done a cartwheel since you were 9? Lets talk about it!! We cover Lana Del Rey, celebrity culture, ruthless cafe experiences, and more. Melissa and Ian discuss their loose grip on the abstract concept of time and investigate why every restaurant is haunted. Melissa discusses the daily push notifications she receives about violent activities in K-Town. Ian confesses his love of lesbians (FINALLY). That’s Just the Magic of Hollywood, Baby!

Welcome back to the international house of podcasts! Our specials tonight include sizzling plate of LA drivers, stuffed with organic NumberOnePopstar, and topped with a smattering of The Boss Baby. Hear our take on Rihanna’s legendary halftime show where we address her haters directly. We might even reveal Melissa’s biggest fear (that has its own ASMR genre?!). Be sure to call your lawyers because we’re Serving!….. you divorce papers for your toxic marriage.