Did somebody say pyramid scheme? Join our downline today and secure your very own packet of Slug Water!! (Patent Pending) This episode has it all. Our two gay bozos talk Chinese diarrhea tea, wheeze laughing, “Why is it Spizzccssy?”, shrimp (poop chutes), restaurant managers, quitting jobs, Detroit deep dish, candle scents, and more! Melissa is starting a pyramid scheme for her electrolyte drink mix she calls “Slug Water”. Ian is in over his head with Melissa’s pyramid scheme and needs to sign up 3 new people before the end of the week. Don’t forget every packet of Slug Water contains enough minerals to equal a whole geode. Sit back, relax, and keep on sipping that tall glass of slime while you listen to two gay idiots figure out how fast planes fly. Enjoy!