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⚠️ Warning: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle your nan.In this week’s carnage:🍷 Bomb wants a pint but calls the bar crew thick as pig shit🛵 Chapo now “does weddings” (yeah, imagine that with his mouth)⌨️ Chapo gets clattered by a munter on X and banned quicker than you can say “delete tweet”🤣 We’ve discovered the effects button turns out it’s like ket for your ears, and not the good kind💸 Guinness vs Ashi turns into the fiscal fight no one asked for⚽ Football: butchered, shouted over, and laced with industrial-strength swearing (mostly Chapo)So neck a pint, crank your cans, and let us volley this circus of bollocks square into your sweaty nut-sack.We’re the Ranter Lads. Internet slags don’t say we didn’t warn ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due.In this week’s carnage:🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s latest life-fail antics🛵 Chapo goes full rant mode at Lee “Skinny Harry Potter” Gunner⌨️ Keyboard warriors pile on a 16-year-old (we’re not having it)🤣 A 22-penalty shootout gets the Ranter Lads treatment💸 Big shout to LFC Shane and all the legends who listen in⚽ Yes, football is technically discussed… badly, loudly, and with plenty of swearingSo grab a pint, stick your cans on, and let the chaos volley you straight in the sweaty bollocks.We’re the Ranter Lads. You’re welcome, internet slags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.In today’s episode:🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in a tragic Chinese takeaway that looks like it came out the bin🛵 Chapo gets mugged off by a hotel over his food extreme begging vibes from him, zero dignity📅 A keyboard war: Dickhead Diddy vs. a Spurs fan… one of them leaves crying (no prizes for guessing)🤣 Tottenham bottle it again, because being Spursy is a full-time job💸 We “predict” the league winner and end up sounding like pissed-up fortune tellers with brain damage⚽ And yes, football gets mentioned… badlySo grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and let the chaos kick you in the bollocks.We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome, you slags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode:🍷 Bomb develops a taste for bargain-bin Co-op wine🛵 Chapo’s mouth could power a swear jar economy📅 Social media you lot are officially a bunch of scammers🤣 Sheffield Scots and Spurs fans… brace yourselves for that combo💸 We try to work out why everyone’s suddenly flashing the cash and buying stuff⚽ And yes we talk football, because of course we doSo grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and embrace the chaos.We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode: 🍺 Bomb necks cider like it's a sport 🏍️ We argue (loudly) about whether riding or driving a Harley is correct 🎉 We throw down the gauntlet to social media "you lot are planning Chapo’s stag do" 🧠 We get real about mental health 😂 We absolutely rinse Sheffield (again) 🕊️ We attempt to solve world peace (obviously) ⚽ And yes, we chat football because we’re not animalsSo crack open a cold one, chuck your headphones on, and join the chaos. We're the lads. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understand England, you must first infiltrate a rural Facebook group. We dive deep into the mysteries of Hawaii, where eggs are priceless and Sarah the Egg Lady allegedly gives her chickens foot rubs. Yes, really. Naturally, there’s football talk—Liverpool get their flowers—and we try to keep up with the chaos.Oh, and a public service announcement: never forget—Sheffield’s women favour cherry vapes and possess ankles the size of which are the stuff of legend.It’s unfiltered, it’s unapologetic, and it’s all happening now. Buckle up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode: A-Bomb comes clean about sneaking two young lads into the pub (allegedly for educational purposes). Chapo wrestles with his inner demons and admits—brace yourself—he kinda likes Manchester. Both lads shed a tear for poor UTDtrey, who just can't catch a break. Meanwhile, Elon Musk has big plans for X, involving… grannies?Elsewhere, Sheffield continues its reign as the UK’s premier baby-eating slum, the world of football gets even weirder, and Southend might just be the friendliest team on Earth (someone check on that). Oh, and Chapo’s found a delightful new murder hotel he’s dying to tell you about.All this and so much more, in the funniest, most unhinged podcast you didn't know you needed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just a quick update on the greedy Glazers and Ratcliffe, that scruffy bastard. Honestly, it’s a mess. The Glazers are still lining their pockets at the expense of the club, while Ratcliffe is playing his usual games, acting like he’s a savior while probably just out for the next big payday. What a circus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today's show, we take a grown-up look at the state of Manchester United's finances—diving beyond the headlines to unpack the numbers, the challenges, and what it all means for the club's future. Are we about to see a change for the good? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today's show kicks off with a brief introduction to Manchester United's financial announcement—while A-Bomb is busy sunning his arse in the Mediterranean, and once again, Chapo is dishing out his infamous 'hawk and tun' update straight from a police car park. It's bound to be a right laugh unless you are the person with the chair to your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today's show, The team dove into the ultimate debate: which Australian native animal would we take on in a brawl? A-Bomb was all in, insisting he'd swing a hammer at a funnel-web spider without batting an eye, while El-Chapo was dead set on toe-punting a wombat into submission. The hilarity didn’t stop there—our discussion veered off into the wild world of “Erling Haalans and his Glory-Hunting Father,” and Chapo lost his mind at the day rates electrician charge. Then things got really spicy when Bomb and Chapo clashed over whether kids under 10 should be served sherry or double expressos at partys, with some cheeky football banter thrown into the mix. It was a rollercoaster of laughs from start to finish! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's show, we dive into some truly thought-provoking (and slightly absurd) topics: the pros and cons of linesmen carrying guns—because why not spice up those offside debates? We ask the pressing question: why did Lee Gunner really move to Spain? We also explore goalkeepers with unique names like "Kinky" (yes, that’s a real thing), and ponder whether council sports facilities should be converted into grow facilities. Of course, we’ve got a full roundup of all the drama, triumphs, and fiascos from the football world and lastly if you put the word "GANG" in front of a sentance why does it sounds sexual.Finally, we’d like to dedicate this episode to the legendary Dennis Law—a true icon of the game whose legacy continues to inspire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode, we say a heartfelt thank you, champion women’s rights and equality, and dive into the pressing issue of the nation’s staggering scone consumption. We also dish out nominations for the greatest people of 2024, alongside the not-so-coveted title of Biggest C%*T of the Year. Naturally, we’ll touch on Elon—future President of Planet Earth—and round things off with Chapo’s top tips on dodging the law when it comes to steroid shenanigans and poison escapades. Stay tuned, it’s a wild one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: Men’s Mental Health Week. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at 116 123 or visit samaritans.org. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let’s keep the conversation going.On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit almost off his missus by whisking her away to South Wales during Storm Burt—or, if not, what were his alternatives?All this and plenty more chaos on your favourite, The Football Ranter podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today’s episode, we dive into why Mancunians are suddenly considered Germans instead of their usual "bin dipper" label. Meanwhile, Chapo manages to get himself arrested (again), and Bomb discovers that referees can throw around all sorts of insults, including calling players C$%ts, without anyone batting an eye. Over in Hampshire, Southampton defenders are busy racking up red cards, which feels fitting since, let’s be real, Southampton is a shithole. And what’s the latest drama with Northern DT? Chapo morphs into a full-on tech guru, messing up the podcast by stripping out the music, then scrambling to put it back in, all while turning his mum's basement into a makeshift concert hall (we still don’t know how that’s even possible).Tune in for all this chaos and more on the Football Ranter Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just a heads-up, everyone—we've finally cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we’re thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can totally build on. And no, I’m not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it’s basically the UK’s preferred dumping group for the nation’s dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of imbeciles—Trump again? Seriously? What is it with you people—do you all hail from Sheffield?Buckle up for another Rant abour loads of Stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Week A-Bomb and El-Chapo discuss a plethora of football related topics including , Chelsea , Arsenal , San Marino and a special mention to our new favourite team the Hawk & Tun , Like , Subscribe , Share and get involved , Cheers people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here we go! We're back and ranting to go for our 1st show on transfer deadline day—we have players out, players in from the crew, and the of course the chaos is in full swing! Roadman’s still checking in on you to make sure your ok, while Chapo's still got that burning hatred for Sheffield and Bomb is still trying to keep things in check. Join us as we dive into the wild ramblings of the crew and gear up for an exciting season full of madness on the Football Ranter podcast!You won’t want to miss it!shouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballPs Sheffield get F$%ked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We are back!!!The boys are tackling the football world and bringing it down a peg or two. Headbutting Serie A managers, annoying Onlyfans "football fans" and a roundup of all that is good and bad! Happy Rants!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the boys are talking all things football, what penalty taker would you have save your life, facts that don't sound true, blue cards and more!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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