Kick-Off Chaos: Banned Chapo, Drunk Bomb, and a Vicar on the Wing
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⚠️ Warning: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle your nan.
In this week’s carnage:
🍷 Bomb wants a pint but calls the bar crew thick as pig shit
🛵 Chapo now “does weddings” (yeah, imagine that with his mouth)
⌨️ Chapo gets clattered by a munter on X and banned quicker than you can say “delete tweet”
🤣 We’ve discovered the effects button turns out it’s like ket for your ears, and not the good kind
💸 Guinness vs Ashi turns into the fiscal fight no one asked for
⚽ Football: butchered, shouted over, and laced with industrial-strength swearing (mostly Chapo)
So neck a pint, crank your cans, and let us volley this circus of bollocks square into your sweaty nut-sack.
We’re the Ranter Lads. Internet slags don’t say we didn’t warn ya.
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