The Mash Files

Greetings Mash Fans, In this ReOpened file our heros look at episode 3 Requiem for a Lightweight from seasons 1 of Mash.  To win back a wonderful nurse from Margaret's wraith, Trapper enters the boxing ring with mammoth beast of a man. Will Trapper survive three rounds with a tank of a man? Does Henry will have no control over Margaret & the nurses? Is Frank's middle name "Weasel"? Learn some of these answers in this latest Episode of The Mash Files ReOpened. 

Greetings Mash Files Fans,  We are back!! Join our heroes as they go through the Fourth Episode of Season Five of M*A*S*H; Lt. Radar O'Reilly. To pay off a gambling debt owed to BJ & Hawkeye, Master Sgt Woodruff offers them promotions for which they decide to use to make Radar a Lieutenant. However, their plan backfires when the promotion makes no-one happy.  How will Frank live without his aftershave? Are Ritz crackers Holy? How much "fine leather" does Margaret own? How full of the juices of life is Klinger? Find out the answers to none of these questions on this latest File in The Mash Files!

Greetings Mash Files Fans You can now send us a Voicemail & let us know your thoughts or questions or whatever. You might even make it onto the show! Just go to our website; www.themashfiles.com & click on the "Send Voicemail" button & follow the instructions. This works best with a cell phone or tablet but also works on any device that has a microphone.  We look forward to hearing from you.  Thank you for listening,  Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon

Greetings Mash Files Fans. In this special File we look at an unproduced episode of M*A*S*H from 1972 entitled Hawkeye on the double. Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon read the script for this unfilmed episode where Hawkeye's affairs with two nurses may have finally caught him in a sticky situation.  

Greetings Mash Files fans. It's finally here, apologies for the delay, the next File of The Mash Files! Join Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they distill episode 3 from Season; Five Out of Sight, Out of Mind.   Hawkeye loses his sight when a wood stove, that strangely uses gas all of a sudden, blows up in his face. How will Hawkeye coupe with the loss? Will he get to keep his nickname? Will Frank learn a powerful lesson about cheating? What gift does Klinger help Potter select for Mrs. Potter? Find the answers to some of these questions on this exciting episode of The Mash Files.

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans The Mash Files ReOpened presents Season 1 Episode 2; To Market, to Market.  Join Cbus Jon & Cbus Brian as they re-explore this classic 2nd Episode from Season 1.  After losing vital vials of Hydrocortisone, Hawkeye & Trapper jump head first into the Blackmarket.  All it will cost them is one jeep & one Desk.   

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans & welcome to The Mash Files In this File Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon look at Margaret's Engagement  Margaret's been in Tokyo to do follow ups on form patients of the 4077.  But she captures more than just data whilst in Tokyo.  She nabs herself a future husband to be.  Everyone is shocked!  Especially in the way that Frank takes the news.  Will Margaret ever stop talking about Donald? Will Frank mend the Mess Tent doors? Where is Klinger? Where is Margaret's diamond? Learn the answers to these questions & more in this Hilarious look at Season 5's Episode 2, Margaret's Engagement. 

**This is the corrected version. The previous version was missing an audio clip.....Sorry.*** Wow it's Deja Vu all over again! Welcome to The Mash Files ReOpened. We are applying our current format to Season One & Two of M*A*S*H & here is our first ReOpened File.  Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot.  Rediscover how we all learned about Hawkeye, Trapper, Hot Lips, Henry, Radar & Frank in this first episode of M*A*S*H.  Our Hero's want to send their houseboy, Ho-Jon to college back in the states but how are they going to raise the tuition needed?! How are they going to keep Frank & Margaret from ruining it? What happened to Father Mulcahy? Found out in The Mash Files ReOpened!

Greetings M*A*S*H fans! Welcome to Season Five Episode One Bug Out! Part 2! Potter has found the perfect relocation spot but the ladies of the night refuse to leave the building he wants for the new OR.  Klinger loses his collection. Frank loses his whistle. And someone else plays Radar? Oh yes, & then there's Binky! Welcome to the next hilarious look at Bug Out! The great season Five opener.   

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans & welcome to The Mash Files! We have made it to Season 5! Join our heros Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they distill the Season 5 opener, Bug Out! Part 1 There's a Rumor flying around the camp that they will be bugging out any second now.  Just as Potter is telling everyone to cut the Horse Hockey about the fake Bug Out, the real one is announced.  Unfortunately, it comes to late as BJ, Margaret & Hawkeye have start a spinal surgery they cannot stop & once they are done, the patient cannot move for 24hrs. Will Potter find another great location for the 4077? Will the Klinger Collection survive the attack by the "ladies of the night"? Will Frank be force fed his whistle? Find the answers to these questions & more on the latest file of The Mash Files.

Greetings The Mash Files Fans! In this Episode we interview Alan Alda!! Well, sort of.....okay it's an Ai Alan Alda but it's funny! Found out what Ai Alda thinks of M*A*S*H, Ghostbusters, Chickens & more! We also try our hand at some impromptu M*A*S*H Trivia.  Well the whole show is impromptu but you have to be fast on those Pause buttons as Cbus Jon answers most questions before I even get them out! lol  I also jump into the hot seat for some Trivia to prove that I am the Master of M*A*S*H. (If Cbus Jon won't take the title, I will lol) We also talk about M*A*S*H. Shocking I know! lol So, sit back with a Martini or two, or three  & enjoy the fun of Nertz 2 Notes (a title which I butcher at the end of the episode lol) Episode 3.   PS: Episode One of Season 5, Bug Out Part 1, will be here for your listen pleasure on 6/16

The following Podcast is brought to you in Black & White Please do not adjust your Ear Phones Greetings Mash Fans! We come to the close of Season Four of M*A*S*H with Episode 24 The Interview. War Correspondent Clete Roberts interviews the members of the 4077 (for some reason minus all the women) Join our heroes Cbus Jon & Cbus Brian as they comb through this final episode of Mash's season four & take a brief but fun look back at all of Season Fours episodes. Where's Margaret? Nurse Kelly? Nurse Able? Nurse Anybody?? See you in Season Five!

Greetings The Mash Files Fans. It's finally here! Episode Two of Nertz 2 Notes! In this Episode our hero's Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon discuss Guitars, Music, Airplanes, Germany & some M*A*S*H of course.  Recorded back in July of 2024 this "Lost" Episode finally see's the light.  Sit back with a Martini or two, or three & get to know our hero's of The Mash Files. 

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans A new episode of The Mash Files is now available.  Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon take a look at the 23rd Episode from Season 4 of the Classic TV show M*A*S*H Deluge!   The Chinese Army joins the war & a Deluge of patients flood the 4077th.  With no stop or rest in sight, tensions run high & patience is out the window.    

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans! Welcome to another hilarious episode of The Mash Files. In this episode Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon take a deep look into "The More I See You" episode 22 from Season 4 of the Hit Tv show M*A*S*H  Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world an old flame of Hawkeye's strolls into camp. He hadn't seen her in a long time & he's suddenly reminded of how much he misses her & still loves her. Then he finds out she's married.  Can Hawkeye keep it professional? Can he keep his feelings at bay? Find out in this touching & funny episode of The Mash Files.  

Greetings Mash fans, Welcome to another excellent episode of The Mash Files. In this File, our hero's Cbus Jon & Cbus Brian look at Smilin' Jack. Episode 21 from Season Four. A chopper pilot is dead set on becoming Chopper Pilot of the Year by bringing in the most wounded. Until the Doctors at the 4077 discover he has diabetes & ground him. Will Smilin' Jack break the record held by Dangerous Dan? Will Frank like the photo that Jack took of him? Will he send a copy to his wife? Is that Margaret Houlihan I see? Is a helicopter blade a wing?  Find out some of these answers & more on the latest File from The Mash Files.  

Greetings Everyone Welcome to the new File of The Mash Files. In this File Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon look at Season Four Episode 20 of M*A*S*H from 1976 called The Novocaine Mutiny.   On or about October 11, 1952 did Hawkeye commit Mutiny against his CO, Major Frank Burn? Our héros are forced to go to court to defend Hawkeye against Franks wrath.  Will Hawkeye go to jail? Be hanged?  Will Frank become a pastry chef? Where's Major Houlihan? Find out some of the answers to these questions on this File of The Mash Files. 

Greetings Mash Fans. The Mash Files is back!! Join Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they take a deep dive into this Hilarious M*A*S*H episode from Season 4 Episode 19, Some 38th Parallels  Hawkeye deals with a personal problem, a very personal problem. Frank wants to sell garbage to the locals & give them a prostitute, & Radar learns that life isn't fair.   Poor Radar :o(

Greetings Mash Files Fans, Cbus Brian here with an update on where we've been. Well with the Holidays, Birthdays & Illnesses Cbus Jon & I haven't had the ability to get together to record episodes.  We are starting to get caught up with our recordings & S4E19 "Some 38th Parallels" should drop Monday February 24, 2025.  In the meantime, we have a few unreleased Bonus episodes that were recorded late last year the we hope will tied you over till the new episodes start to drop.  So, Welcome to Nertz 2 Notes!  Impromptu, off the cuff episodes where we throw away our notes & talk about anything, including M*A*S*H! So sit back & relax with a Martini (or two) & learn more about Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon in Nertz 2 Notes!

Greetings Mash Fans! The new episode of The Mash Files is ready for your consumption. In this File Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon take a look at Season Four Episode 18, Hawkeye. Where's Frank?! Where's Margaret?! Where's Potter, Radar, Klinger, BJ, Anyone??!! Well they're not here, I can tell you that. Hawkeye flips his jeep & hurts his head in front of a Korean family's hut. He fears a concussion so he talks the family's ears off whilst one of the daughters, the lucky one, runs 20 miles to get help. Let us find out some "interesting" info about the Pierce family in this weeks hilarious episode of, The Mash Files.