Greetings M*A*S*H Fans & welcome to The Mash Files!

We have made it to Season 5!

Join our heros Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they distill the Season 5 opener, Bug Out! Part 1

There's a Rumor flying around the camp that they will be bugging out any second now. 

Just as Potter is telling everyone to cut the Horse Hockey about the fake Bug Out, the real one is announced. 

Unfortunately, it comes to late as BJ, Margaret & Hawkeye have start a spinal surgery they cannot stop & once they are done, the patient cannot move for 24hrs.

Will Potter find another great location for the 4077?

Will the Klinger Collection survive the attack by the "ladies of the night"?

Will Frank be force fed his whistle?

Find the answers to these questions & more on the latest file of The Mash Files.