Night School Horror

Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones we feel bad for. The boys wade through philosophical plant life, identity crises, and the looming “machines rise up” subplot that absolutely no one asked for, but we’re all here for anyway. Predictions fly, shade is thrown, and somewhere in the chaos Tommy proves that the scariest thing in the universe might just be his inability to pronounce Timothy Olyphant. (Offright? Oaf-lint? Who knows?)

Tommy James and Mista Malave crack open The Conjuring: Last Rites and let’s just say the spirits aren’t the only things restless. From Michael Chaves’ direction to the Smurl family case, they dig into mirror metaphors, character arcs, and the eternal soap opera that is the Warrens. Expect previous film war stories, eye-rolling at the plot holes, and a brutally honest breakdown of what worked, what didn’t, and where the franchise should’ve quit while it was ahead. Oh, and yes.....they rank the whole Conjuring universe, so prepare for blasphemy.

On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From pacing quirks to soundtrack surprises, the hosts balance praise with playful stabs of criticism, proving once again that low-budget doesn’t mean low-bite.

Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack making sure you do, nothing escapes detention. Expect talk of cyborg xenomorph nightmares, real-world capitalism bleeding into sci-fi, and whether Timothy Olyphant just graduated top of the class.

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation. This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Nights hype, and the gloriously unhinged film Weapons. Think Tarantino, voodoo, witchcraft, and just enough gore to make you gag and giggle. The faculty debates if Weapons is horror, thriller, or just a fever dream with body parts and agree that not a single adult here deserves a parent-teacher conference. So yeah, expect laughs, insights, and applause breaks for carnage. Do you really want to meet Tommy's Aunt Edna/Gladys? Drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll send her to your house with her stick collection. (You’ll regret it. But isn’t that why you listen?)

Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character. Timothy Olyphant continues to add depth and swagger, while the hybrids keep things messy, weird, and fascinating in all the best soap-opera-from-space ways. From Peter Pan parallels to philosophical callbacks that scream Prometheus, this episode serves up big ideas—and even bigger WTF moments. Wendy’s "transformation" raises some serious questions, the facehugger reclaims its throne as plot MVP. Bottom line: the show promises even more bizarre, exciting revelations ahead… whether we’re ready or not. And hey! Do you think Timothy Olyphant is as amazing as we do? If so, enroll at Night School Horror, drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll see if he’ll show up to your birthday party. (No promises, but we’ll bring the acid blood cake.)

In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that feels like a facehugger showed up to prom uninvited. We chart the evolution of the Xenomorph (who we've now named Ashley), debate the best kills so far, and wonder out loud if this series actually knows where it’s going. Spoiler: Tommy and Eddie are locked in for the whole season, so light a candle for them. And remember...if you want Ashley the Xenomorph to skip you on her next hug tour, just enroll at Night School Horror, hit us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll put in a good word.

In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult-flavored mythology, and plenty of side-eye for scenes that landed with a thud. We also revel in the moments where horror and humor actually got along, debate whether it’s worth your precious eyeballs, and wrap things up with a delightfully unhelpful list of life (and movie) choices you should absolutely avoid. Ever love someone so much you’d fuse into one horrifying soul blob? Enroll at Night School Horror, slap us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll have our cult guy pencil you in.

Night School Horror is now part of Pop Culture Pros—and we’re celebrating by dragging a rusty hook through I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of them. Tommy James and Mista Malave take a bloody stroll down slasher lane, praising Ozzy Osbourne’s horror legacy and roasting the new reboot for its try-hard Gen Z vibes, limp legacy cameos, and forced dialogue. The kills are gorier, sure—but the depth? Missing. From moral panic to predictable twists, the boys rip into trauma themes, empty arcs, and post-credit cash grabs. It’s the horror breakdown you didn’t know you needed—but definitely deserve. Do you know what we did last summer? Enroll at Night School Horror and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll finally tell you what really happened to Tommy James…and the cult church that won’t stop following him.

Welcome back to Camp Creep, where the fire’s crackling, the marshmallows are mostly ash, and the dinosaurs are somehow still being rebooted. One minute, Tommy James is just getting his steps in, and the next—BOOM—he’s teleporting into Sabrina Ace’s personal audio nightmare: a soundscape straight from Jurassic Park. Is it a T-Rex? A raptor? Chris Pratt trying to act with his hand out again? As the s’mores burn and the sarcasm flows like dino DNA in a malfunctioning lab, the duo unpacks the timeline from Spielberg’s majestic thunder lizard opera to Jurassic World’s “corporate synergy with claws.” We’re talking about the glory of the original and the “excuse me??” of everything that came after—clicker raptors, invisible dinosaurs, and yes... the locusts. Cloned. Weaponized. And utterly unnecessary. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll probably whisper “life finds a way” as another beloved childhood memory gets stomped into a pile of CGI rubble. Do you like the way Mr. DNA says “Dino-sawrrr” too? Well, if you enroll at Night School Horror and slap us with a 5-star rating, we’ll take your DNA, mix it with your favorite dinosaur, and create something truly unholy.

Pull up a soggy log and pass the stale marshmallows—because tonight, Big Money Eddie and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, are cracking open the camcorder and rewinding the cursed tapes of found footage horror! From shaky-cam classics to laughably lost causes, this campfire convo at Camp Creep dives deep into the dusty archives of the genre. They debate what actually makes found footage work, roast some overhyped flops, and unearth those hidden short films that leave a bigger impact than an entire haunted forest. VHS franchise? Maybe. Character development? Questionable. Comedy in found footage horror? Surprisingly welcome. If you’ve ever screamed “Who’s holding the camera?!”—this one’s for you. Just don’t look behind you… we’re still recording.   Know any found footage horror flicks that totally flopped? Enroll now and drop us 5 stars—maybe then we’ll finally stop recording what's lurking behind you… maybe.

Gather 'round, campers… the fire’s lit, the s’mores are possessed, and the ghosts are vibin’ to a killer playlist. In this toe-tapping, throat-slashing edition of Campfire Sit Down, the Music Man is back—Mista Glorious Gore becomes Mista Malave once again—and he’s joined by The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Tommy James, for a blood-soaked mixtape mashup of mayhem. From “I Will Survive” as the anthem of a Final Girl massacre, to the eerie elegance of Amy Winehouse haunting a stylish sequel to Talk To Me, we’re giving iconic hits a homicidal remix. Expect spooky renditions of classics by The Animals, Styx, ABBA, and even a Jordan Peele sacrifice with Alicia Keys. We’re not just talking music—we're crafting full-blown horror scenes, cinematic trailers, and imaginary soundtracks that would make John Carpenter rise from his synth throne. Think horror movie vibes meets karaoke night at an abandoned camp with one cursed acoustic.   Enroll now and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll save you a seat at the campfire. Just be ready to belt out Amy Winehouse like your life depends on it.

Climb aboard the cursed camp bus with The Movie Guy Bay Bay and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they swap stories from summers past and singing song that should absolutely summon a demon. But just when the vibe turns nostalgic, Death punches a hole in the bus roof and reminds everyone it still rides for free. This bus ride unpacks the sixth (and possibly deadliest?) entry in the Final Destination saga, Final Destination: Bloodlines currently available on Digital and Physical media. From spine-rattling 4DX experiences to magnetic MRI murder machines and fate-flirting fools who think they can outwit Death, our deranged faculty dives face-first into premonitions, pressure points, and the poetry of personalized demise. They break down the good, the gory, and the gloriously grim—discussing the legacy of Tony Todd, the surprising emotional weight of this sequel, and how horror still makes us feel very alive by reminding us how close we are to not being. Wanna hitch a ride to summer camp with us? Well, if you enroll and rate us 5 stars, we’ll let you snag a cozy bottom bunk—because let’s be honest, rookie... you haven’t earned top bunk privileges just yet.

Welcome to Final Destionomics—your crash course (sometimes literally) in the twisted economics of the Final Destination franchise. In this rigorously unaccredited class, Professors Sabrina Ace, Tommy James, and Big Money Eddie break down Death’s most extra moments: exploding planes, rogue logs, killer gymnastics, and tanning beds hotter than Florida in July. In this session, we study Death like it’s trying to graduate summa cum laude in irony. Why does it love chain reactions? Why is it obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines of doom? Why does every minor inconvenience lead to an OSHA violation? This is our final class before Summer Camp begins, so take notes, dodge signs, and maybe don’t drink water from strange places. Homework: Enroll, rate us 5 stars, and stay paranoid, because in Final Destination, even your dishwasher hates you. https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/

Class is in full freakin’ session, and today’s lesson plan is simple: talk trash, slap buzzers, and try not to embarrass yourself on horror trivia’s blood-soaked battlefield. To celebrate 10 years of Second Rounds On Us, Night School Horror turns Jeopardy into a contact sport, with Tommy James moderating the madness like a sleep-deprived substitute teacher with nothing to lose. Sabrina Ace and Big Money Eddie go head-to-head in a no-syllabus showdown that proves horror knowledge and chaos are best served loud, wrong, and drunk on confidence. Think you’re smart? Prove it. Or just scream your answer louder than the other guy. https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/

Welcome to Sinners N' Blues, where this week’s class plunges headfirst into the smoky, soulful shadows of Sinners—a genre-bending fever dream soaked in Southern blues, vampiric vibes, and the magnetic chaos of Michael B. Jordan doing the absolute most. Joined by guest lecturer Mr. A-Town Ryan (who thought he was here for a chill movie night and ended up getting emotionally waterboarded), we unpack Coogler’s hypnotic vision of sin, sacrifice, and southern-fried immortality. Discussions include: The myth-making magic of modern folklore, Whether MBJ’s wardrobe deserves its own Oscar and finally would you trade sunlight just to live forever jigging in a linen shirt with your undead boys?   Love MBJ as much as Tommy James? Enroll now (aka hit that subscribe button) and leave us a 5-star review—so the algorithm can do God’s work and finally let Michael B. know that Tommy’s love is real... and eternal.

Welcome to Bibbidi Bobbidi Botox, where fairy tales are fed through a meat grinder and beauty standards are stitched together with regret. In this elective from hell, the Night School Horror faculty rip into The Ugly Stepsister, a tale soaked in blood, botox, and body horror. Prepare for a curriculum that includes facial reconstruction, cocaine inspired lashes, and a fashion-forward use of insects no runway could survive. We’re not just analyzing trauma—we’re contouring it. Do you have an Ugly Stepsister dying to go to the ball? Enroll today (aka smash that subscribe button) and leave us a 5-star review—so Mista Malave can show up at her doorstep in a bloody tux and ask her to the dance, no fairy godmother, wand, or emotional stability required. The Ugly Stepsister hits U.S. theaters April 18, UK theaters April 25, and bleeds onto digital platforms May 9. Shoutouts: IG: @vertigoreleasing FB: @VertigoReleasingUK TW: @VertigoRel TT: @vertigoreleasing 💻 vertigoreleasing.com

Saddle up and sprinkle that key with a little Jesus juice—it’s time to ride into the most unholy Wild West this side of Hell. In Zane It Ain’t So!, your favorite deranged faculty at Night School Horror digs deep into Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, where blood barriers meet brimstone bureaucracy and Billy Zane is serving sinister sex appeal with a side of sass. We’ll decode the lore like we found it on a motel nightstand, marvel at Jeryline’s final girl evolution from housekeeper to hell-slayer, and discuss how The Collector is basically Satan’s worst HR rep—charismatic, chaotic, and definitely violating every workplace boundary. From possessed Uncle Willies to green goo that glows brighter than your ex’s red flags, this episode proves that when the apocalypse comes… you better pray it’s Zane knocking. And don’t forget to enroll and leave us a 5-star review—so Billy Zane appears at your doorstep wearing a cowboy hat, a devilish grin, a sponge between his lips, and absolutely no intention of playing it cool.

Class is in session, and today’s lesson is pure maternal mayhem. Never Let Go throws Halle Berry into full “Mama Bear on meth” mode, in a world where every man needs therapy, a flamethrower, or both. Your emotionally unstable faculty dives into trauma-soaked floorboards, exorcism-as-parenting, and the eternal mystery: Is Halle Berry acting… or just sick of our shit? Expect bad wigs, worse accents, and rants about the Crystal Lake reboot no one asked for. Enroll now and leave a 5-star review — or Halle’s strapping you to the floorboards and letting the house do the parenting.

Class is officially back in session, and the chalkboard's already bleeding. In The Hype Train Part 2, the Night School Horror faculty reunites for another deeply unaccredited dive into the most unhinged corners of the horror hype machine. Sabrina returns from her mysterious sabbatical dragging emotional trauma and maybe an actual leash. Tommy launches a full-blown attack on books (and the people who dare to read them). Meanwhile, Mista Malave vanishes mid-lecture, possibly summoned by a haunted Bluetooth toothbrush. We sniff out horror stories told through dog eyes (it’s giving Air Bud meets The Babadook), spiral into grief-core narratives that punch you in the soul, and rant about haunted theme parks like it's a thesis defense at a ghost convention. Toothbrushes talk. Theme parks scream. And someone’s crying in the back of class—we won’t say who (it’s Tommy).