Night School Horror

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president. The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why the town itself should be declared a biohazard, and which characters desperately need therapy, relocation, or both. They dive into the messy friendship drama, the racial tension baked into the story, Marge’s struggle to fit in, and Lily’s ongoing commitment to making terrible life choices. They also break down the personalized fears haunting the group, the questionable military involvement (because of course the government shows up late and confused), and the moment Pennywise steps onto the scene to remind everyone why Derry never has a full graduating class.

Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail. The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger exchange-student energy, and somehow Finney’s too busy training dragons to show up for class, so the spotlight falls on Gwen, the only one still doing the homework. We’re talking missing kills, overactive grabbers, and Blumhouse’s undying love for milking sequels until the audience develops Stockholm Syndrome. So grab your rotary phone, ignore the static, and let’s see if this call is worth answering…

Tonight at Night School Horror, class is in session, and the lesson? Never let Netflix do your homework for you. We’re diving headfirst into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, a show so “based on true events”. The faculty tears into everything from Charlie Hunnam’s Oscar-worthy audition for Creepiest Mama’s Boy Alive to the series’ creative “liberties” (read: lies so bold they deserve their own SAG card). Along the way, we unpack the messy blend of mental illness, media exploitation, and true crime clickbait that somehow turned a grave robber into binge-worthy content. From Psycho to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we follow Ed Gein’s nasty fingerprints across horror history, asking the hard questions: why do women always get the short end of the shovel, and how much sensationalism is too much when the truth was already nightmare fuel? And honestly.... do you believe “Owner of a Lonely Heart” fit that final Titanic/Stairway to "HELL" scene?

Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once again proved it can milk a franchise until it’s bone-dry. Along the way, they chew over the role of horror in the Alien universe, gush (and gag) about the beauty of the xenomorph design.  In the end, the lesson is clear: if you’re a Hollywood writer, maybe stop writing like your audience has the memory span of a goldfish.

Grab your tissues, your chew toys, and maybe a stiff drink, because this episode of Night School Horror gets weirdly emotional. The Movie Guy BayBay, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and Mista Malave dive nose-first into the indie gut-punch Good Boy. From Indy the dog’s POV (seriously, give that pup an Oscar), to the big themes of life, death, and the subtle reminder that we’re all just killing time until the Grim Reaper shows up—this one’s a ride. Expect dramatic cinematography breakdowns, existential dread dressed up as sarcasm, and emotional punches you won’t see coming. Because sometimes horror isn’t just about blood and guts… sometimes it’s about realizing the only thing standing between you and the void is a four-legged friend who actually is a good boy. Indy’s a good boy, Todd.   Good Boy will be releasing in USA Cinemas on October 3rd and UK Cinemas from October 10th FB: @VertigoReleasingUK | IG: @vertigoreleasing | TW: @VertigoRel / TT: @vertigoreleasing | https://www.vertigoreleasing.com  A loyal dog moves to a rural family home with his owner Todd, only to discover supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities threaten his human companion, the brave pup must fight to protect the one he loves most.

Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones we feel bad for. The boys wade through philosophical plant life, identity crises, and the looming “machines rise up” subplot that absolutely no one asked for, but we’re all here for anyway. Predictions fly, shade is thrown, and somewhere in the chaos Tommy proves that the scariest thing in the universe might just be his inability to pronounce Timothy Olyphant. (Offright? Oaf-lint? Who knows?)

Tommy James and Mista Malave crack open The Conjuring: Last Rites and let’s just say the spirits aren’t the only things restless. From Michael Chaves’ direction to the Smurl family case, they dig into mirror metaphors, character arcs, and the eternal soap opera that is the Warrens. Expect previous film war stories, eye-rolling at the plot holes, and a brutally honest breakdown of what worked, what didn’t, and where the franchise should’ve quit while it was ahead. Oh, and yes.....they rank the whole Conjuring universe, so prepare for blasphemy.

On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From pacing quirks to soundtrack surprises, the hosts balance praise with playful stabs of criticism, proving once again that low-budget doesn’t mean low-bite.

Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack making sure you do, nothing escapes detention. Expect talk of cyborg xenomorph nightmares, real-world capitalism bleeding into sci-fi, and whether Timothy Olyphant just graduated top of the class.

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation. This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Nights hype, and the gloriously unhinged film Weapons. Think Tarantino, voodoo, witchcraft, and just enough gore to make you gag and giggle. The faculty debates if Weapons is horror, thriller, or just a fever dream with body parts and agree that not a single adult here deserves a parent-teacher conference. So yeah, expect laughs, insights, and applause breaks for carnage. Do you really want to meet Tommy's Aunt Edna/Gladys? Drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll send her to your house with her stick collection. (You’ll regret it. But isn’t that why you listen?)

Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character. Timothy Olyphant continues to add depth and swagger, while the hybrids keep things messy, weird, and fascinating in all the best soap-opera-from-space ways. From Peter Pan parallels to philosophical callbacks that scream Prometheus, this episode serves up big ideas—and even bigger WTF moments. Wendy’s "transformation" raises some serious questions, the facehugger reclaims its throne as plot MVP. Bottom line: the show promises even more bizarre, exciting revelations ahead… whether we’re ready or not. And hey! Do you think Timothy Olyphant is as amazing as we do? If so, enroll at Night School Horror, drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll see if he’ll show up to your birthday party. (No promises, but we’ll bring the acid blood cake.)

In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that feels like a facehugger showed up to prom uninvited. We chart the evolution of the Xenomorph (who we've now named Ashley), debate the best kills so far, and wonder out loud if this series actually knows where it’s going. Spoiler: Tommy and Eddie are locked in for the whole season, so light a candle for them. And remember...if you want Ashley the Xenomorph to skip you on her next hug tour, just enroll at Night School Horror, hit us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll put in a good word.

In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult-flavored mythology, and plenty of side-eye for scenes that landed with a thud. We also revel in the moments where horror and humor actually got along, debate whether it’s worth your precious eyeballs, and wrap things up with a delightfully unhelpful list of life (and movie) choices you should absolutely avoid. Ever love someone so much you’d fuse into one horrifying soul blob? Enroll at Night School Horror, slap us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll have our cult guy pencil you in.

Night School Horror is now part of Pop Culture Pros—and we’re celebrating by dragging a rusty hook through I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of them. Tommy James and Mista Malave take a bloody stroll down slasher lane, praising Ozzy Osbourne’s horror legacy and roasting the new reboot for its try-hard Gen Z vibes, limp legacy cameos, and forced dialogue. The kills are gorier, sure—but the depth? Missing. From moral panic to predictable twists, the boys rip into trauma themes, empty arcs, and post-credit cash grabs. It’s the horror breakdown you didn’t know you needed—but definitely deserve. Do you know what we did last summer? Enroll at Night School Horror and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll finally tell you what really happened to Tommy James…and the cult church that won’t stop following him.

Welcome back to Camp Creep, where the fire’s crackling, the marshmallows are mostly ash, and the dinosaurs are somehow still being rebooted. One minute, Tommy James is just getting his steps in, and the next—BOOM—he’s teleporting into Sabrina Ace’s personal audio nightmare: a soundscape straight from Jurassic Park. Is it a T-Rex? A raptor? Chris Pratt trying to act with his hand out again? As the s’mores burn and the sarcasm flows like dino DNA in a malfunctioning lab, the duo unpacks the timeline from Spielberg’s majestic thunder lizard opera to Jurassic World’s “corporate synergy with claws.” We’re talking about the glory of the original and the “excuse me??” of everything that came after—clicker raptors, invisible dinosaurs, and yes... the locusts. Cloned. Weaponized. And utterly unnecessary. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll probably whisper “life finds a way” as another beloved childhood memory gets stomped into a pile of CGI rubble. Do you like the way Mr. DNA says “Dino-sawrrr” too? Well, if you enroll at Night School Horror and slap us with a 5-star rating, we’ll take your DNA, mix it with your favorite dinosaur, and create something truly unholy.

Pull up a soggy log and pass the stale marshmallows—because tonight, Big Money Eddie and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, are cracking open the camcorder and rewinding the cursed tapes of found footage horror! From shaky-cam classics to laughably lost causes, this campfire convo at Camp Creep dives deep into the dusty archives of the genre. They debate what actually makes found footage work, roast some overhyped flops, and unearth those hidden short films that leave a bigger impact than an entire haunted forest. VHS franchise? Maybe. Character development? Questionable. Comedy in found footage horror? Surprisingly welcome. If you’ve ever screamed “Who’s holding the camera?!”—this one’s for you. Just don’t look behind you… we’re still recording.   Know any found footage horror flicks that totally flopped? Enroll now and drop us 5 stars—maybe then we’ll finally stop recording what's lurking behind you… maybe.

Gather 'round, campers… the fire’s lit, the s’mores are possessed, and the ghosts are vibin’ to a killer playlist. In this toe-tapping, throat-slashing edition of Campfire Sit Down, the Music Man is back—Mista Glorious Gore becomes Mista Malave once again—and he’s joined by The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Tommy James, for a blood-soaked mixtape mashup of mayhem. From “I Will Survive” as the anthem of a Final Girl massacre, to the eerie elegance of Amy Winehouse haunting a stylish sequel to Talk To Me, we’re giving iconic hits a homicidal remix. Expect spooky renditions of classics by The Animals, Styx, ABBA, and even a Jordan Peele sacrifice with Alicia Keys. We’re not just talking music—we're crafting full-blown horror scenes, cinematic trailers, and imaginary soundtracks that would make John Carpenter rise from his synth throne. Think horror movie vibes meets karaoke night at an abandoned camp with one cursed acoustic.   Enroll now and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll save you a seat at the campfire. Just be ready to belt out Amy Winehouse like your life depends on it.

Climb aboard the cursed camp bus with The Movie Guy Bay Bay and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they swap stories from summers past and singing song that should absolutely summon a demon. But just when the vibe turns nostalgic, Death punches a hole in the bus roof and reminds everyone it still rides for free. This bus ride unpacks the sixth (and possibly deadliest?) entry in the Final Destination saga, Final Destination: Bloodlines currently available on Digital and Physical media. From spine-rattling 4DX experiences to magnetic MRI murder machines and fate-flirting fools who think they can outwit Death, our deranged faculty dives face-first into premonitions, pressure points, and the poetry of personalized demise. They break down the good, the gory, and the gloriously grim—discussing the legacy of Tony Todd, the surprising emotional weight of this sequel, and how horror still makes us feel very alive by reminding us how close we are to not being. Wanna hitch a ride to summer camp with us? Well, if you enroll and rate us 5 stars, we’ll let you snag a cozy bottom bunk—because let’s be honest, rookie... you haven’t earned top bunk privileges just yet.

Welcome to Final Destionomics—your crash course (sometimes literally) in the twisted economics of the Final Destination franchise. In this rigorously unaccredited class, Professors Sabrina Ace, Tommy James, and Big Money Eddie break down Death’s most extra moments: exploding planes, rogue logs, killer gymnastics, and tanning beds hotter than Florida in July. In this session, we study Death like it’s trying to graduate summa cum laude in irony. Why does it love chain reactions? Why is it obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines of doom? Why does every minor inconvenience lead to an OSHA violation? This is our final class before Summer Camp begins, so take notes, dodge signs, and maybe don’t drink water from strange places. Homework: Enroll, rate us 5 stars, and stay paranoid, because in Final Destination, even your dishwasher hates you. https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/

Class is in full freakin’ session, and today’s lesson plan is simple: talk trash, slap buzzers, and try not to embarrass yourself on horror trivia’s blood-soaked battlefield. To celebrate 10 years of Second Rounds On Us, Night School Horror turns Jeopardy into a contact sport, with Tommy James moderating the madness like a sleep-deprived substitute teacher with nothing to lose. Sabrina Ace and Big Money Eddie go head-to-head in a no-syllabus showdown that proves horror knowledge and chaos are best served loud, wrong, and drunk on confidence. Think you’re smart? Prove it. Or just scream your answer louder than the other guy. https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/