Blank Plate: A Podcast for Swifties with an Appetite

Taylor says that this song started from an “innocent place” - but BOY it certainly didn’t end there! In today’s episode, Sara and Laura are unpacking Taylor’s raunchiest song (ever?)… “Wood!” With lots of ties to Taylor's past concerns of ill-fated romance, this song puts a positive, DIY-spin on luck, and how the right person can change your destiny. Plus! The ladies delve into the “Opalite” music video and its many Easter Eggs. Enjoy this one! Chapters(00:00) Introduction(02:47) What's On Our Plates(08:01) Taylor Updates: Songwriters Hall Of Fame, Opalite Music Video (26:53) Unpacking "Wood"(29:28) Our Personal Associations With The Song(30:47) Folk"lore" Of The Song(34:03) Humor and Innocence in Taylor's Songwriting(36:11) Verse 1: Superstitious Metaphors, Callbacks to Previous Relationships(43:11) Pre-Chorus 1: Previous Paranoia Disappears With The Right Person, Other Forms of Superstitions Taylor Tried To Overcome(46:29) Chorus 1: Making Your Own Luck, Love & Security, Opalite Similarities(50:53) Verse 2: Marriage Is On The Table, Confidence(52:25) Pre-Chorus 2: Taylor's Previous Belief In Being Cursed, New Heights Shoutout(56:08) Chorus 2 & 3(57:15) Music Theory Analysis(01:00:23) Favorite Lyrics & Ratings(01:02:24) This Song As A Recipe(01:04:52) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Swift Inducted Into Songwriters Hall of Fame at Age 36 — Is That a Record?Taylor Swift makes history as Songwriters Hall of Fame inducteePeople Think Taylor Swift Referenced an Ariana Grande Fan Tweet in Her Raunchy "Wood" LyricsTaylor Swift Says Her Travis Kelce Ode "Wood" Lyrics Started from an "Innocent Place"Guava Margarita RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s time to analyze one of Taylor’s sweetest and most direct songs from The Life Of A Showgirl… “Wi$h Li$t!” Before getting into the song's folklore, Sara and Laura share personal updates, as well as some Taylor news (note: this episode was recorded before texts between Blake Lively & Taylor were unsealed), plus the gals unpack the vile and coordinated “trad wife allegations” that stem from this song. Taylor’s lyrics about desire for love, normalcy, and motherhood have the ladies kicking their feet! Never has Taylor been so upfront about how she feels, what she desires, where she sees her life going next… and that refreshing stance is what makes Sara and Laura really love this song. Enjoy!Chapters(00:00) Introduction and Personal Updates(00:29) What's on Our Plates(34:30) New Year's Resolutions and Personal Goals(37:58) Taylor Updates: RECORDED BEFORE NEWS OF IT ENDS WITH US TEXTS(41:35) Introducing Wi$h Li$t(47:50) Our Personal Associations With The Song(51:16) Folk"lore" Of The Song(01:03:12) Verse 1: Other People's Desires, Accolades, Fame, Agelessness(01:06:54) Chorus 1: Well Wishes, Taylor's Own Desires, Suburban Normalcy(01:15:44) Verse 2: Brands of People & Their Wishes, Internet Embarassment(01:19:33) Bridge: Desperate Wishes, Allusions To Taylor's Past Two Exes, Our One Sided TikTok Beef(01:29:50) Chorus 3 & Outro: Reputation Style Ad Libs(01:30:52) Music Theory Analysis: R&B Influences, Pop Hooks, Verse 2's Chord Progression(01:33:44) Favorite Lyrics and Ratings(01:35:45) This Song As A Recipe(01:38:24) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedSara’s One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory BookTaylor Swift Treats Haim Sisters, Sombr to Homemade Sourdough Bread With Punny LabelsRolling Stone: Taylor Swift’s Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated AttackPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s honestly lovelyyyy… that you’re tuning in for another episode of Blank Plate! In today’s episode, Laura and Sara kick off the new year with life updates, holiday chaos and a truly iconic New Year’s Eve wedding story before diving deep into one of Taylor Swift’s messiest and most fascinating tracks, “Actually Romantic” from Life of a Showgirl. The ladies unpack the song’s fountain-pen pettiness, rumored muse lore (yes, we’re talking about Charli XCX), and how admiration, insecurity, and obsession blur into something unexpectedly romantic. Chapters(00:00) Introduction(00:47) What's On Our Plates(08:14) Taylor Updates: Este Haim's Wedding, Eras Tour Documentary Reflections, Unanswered Questions(31:13) Unpacking "Actually Romantic"(33:05) Our Personal Associations With The Song(35:22) Folk"lore" Of The Song(49:08) Verse 1: "Boring" As A Trigger, Eras Tour vs. Brat Tour Aesthetics, Exes Ghosting(55:31) Chorus 1: Effort And One Side Obsession As Romantic, Implications Of A Platonic, Female Muse(57:24) Verse 2: "I Forgot That You Existed" Parallels, Valentines Clues, Close "Circles" In The Music Industry(01:05:18) The Bridge: Naughty Taylor! (01:07:36) Chorus 3 & Outro: "Lovely" As Passive Aggressive (01:10:10) Music Theory Analysis: Interpolations of Weezer, Wheatus, The Pixies(01:13:00) Ratings and Favorite Lyrics(01:13:59) This Song As A Recipe(01:15:10) Signing Off!(01:16:40) Patreon Preview: champagne problemsSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedRolling Stone: Was “Actually Romantic” Really Necessary?Vogue: Kim Kardashian Just Sent a Valentine's Day Gift to Taylor SwiftSalt and Vinegar Potatoes RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Taylor knows exactly how to devastate her fans with her lyrical storytelling, and “Ruin The Friendship” is the perfect example of that! After about an hour of Sara and Laura recapping their favorite moments and takeaways from The End Of An Era Documentary (Episodes 1-4), the ladies dig into the lore of the song. Taylor’s high school experiences and the early 2000’s high school moments bring Sara and Laura right back to their own teenage-dom. Were you equally as wrecked when you reached the last chorus of the song?! It’s hard to imagine that the ladies are halfway through The Life Of A Showgirl’s track list!Chapters(00:00) Introduction (02:38) What's On Our Plates(16:19) End Of An Era Documentary Recap (Episodes 1-4)(48:26) Other Taylor Updates(53:06) Song Analysis: Ruin the Friendship(58:54) Our Personal Associations With The Song(01:03:56) Folk"lore" of the Song(01:12:29) Verse 1: Specific Landmarks, Beginning Of The School Year, Flashback To Fearless/Debut Taylor(01:19:49) Chorus 1: Boundaries, Chemistry(01:22:34) Verse 2: Prom, Noticed Interest(01:29:56) Chorus 2: 50 Cent's 2000's Bangers, Regret In Inaction(01:34:07) Bridge: Playing Safe, Question...? Tie Ins(01:39:00) Verse 3: The Moment All Of Our Hearts Dropped(01:42:03) Chorus 3: Inconvenience Gets A New Meaning, Sound Advice, Lessons Learned(01:47:22) Music Theory Analysis(01:49:27) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:51:00) This Song As A Recipe(01:53:57) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedUrbanDazeApparel Taylor Swift Favorite Song SweatshirtMom of Late Taylor Swift Friend Jeff Lang Breaks Silence on 'Ruin the Friendship': 'She's Keeping His Name Alive'50 Cent Interview With Extra TVSalted Dark Chocolate BrowniesPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s track five time! “Eldest Daughter” may be one of Taylor’s sweetest songs on the album… and despite some negative criticisms, Sara and Laura absolutely LOVE this song and will defend it to death. The ladies discuss the notion of Eldest Daughter Syndrome and how Taylor’s self-protection becomes unnecessary when she feels safe with the right person. Tears are shed in this episode, but what else is new!? Chapters(00:00) Welcome!(01:42) What's On Our Plates(16:29) Taylor Updates(21:46) Eldest Daughter Introduction(25:38) Personal Associations and Emotional Connections(33:08) Folk"lore" Of The Song(49:12) Verse 1: An Unbothered Front, Apathy, Cancellation, The Illusion Of Hot Takes, Survival Strategies(56:18) Pre Chorus 1: Terminal Uniqueness, Play On Words About Death, Glorification Of "Cool" In Society(01:01:33) Chorus 1: Taylor's Specific Satiricial Vernacular, Self-Perception(01:09:01) Verse 2: Childlike Innocence, Cautious Discretion and Growth, Vulnerability, Marriage Trauma(01:24:04) Pre Chorus 2: A Lamb In Wolf's Clothing, The Burden Of Sacrifice As An Eldest Daughter. Self-Protection(01:29:20) Bridge: Montage Of Sweet, Innocent, Childlike Love, Hope and Future Possibilities Once Unimaginable(01:38:39) Pre Chorus 3: Travis Connection, Finding Home In A Stable Person(01:40:35) Chorus 3 & Outro(01:41:52) Music Theory Analysis: Right Hand On Piano As The Eldest Daughter, The Magic Of The Bridge, Interpolation of White Horse(01:47:11) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:49:46) This Song As A Recipe(01:51:47) Signing Off!(01:53:13) Patreon Preview: 'tis the damn seasonSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedSara’s Episode On Finding Mr. Height: Spotify, Apple MusicEli Rallo’s Commentary on Eldest Daughter LoreTaylor’s Interview With Zane LoweBirth Order Dating TheoryBrigid Kaelin’s Music Theory Analysis of Eldest DaughterSpiked Blackberry Lilac Lemonade RecipeHomemade Dunkaroo’s RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

In this episode of Blank Plate, Sara and Laura unpack one of The Life Of A Showgirl’s most “mafioso” tracks! Corruption, greed, thoughtless ambition, loyalty, and lots of excellent storytelling have the ladies dissecting all the ties to Scott Borchetta and Taylor’s strained working relationship. P.S. do you agree with the ladies monthly album assignments?! Chapters(00:00) Welcome!(00:45) What's On Our Plates(07:58) Taylor Updates: Birthday Mashups, Assigning Taylor's Albums To Months, Documentary Easter Eggs, Merch Drops(31:27) Analyzing "Father Figure"(36:12) Personal Associations With "Father Figure"(37:59) Folk"lore" Of The Song(44:25) Verse 1: Mentor-Protege Dynamics, Power Imbalances, Rumpelstiltskin Metaphor(51:37) Chorus 1: Manipulation, Exploitation, Calculated Moves, Leave It WITH Me(58:01) Verse 2: Wealth Clues, Nothing New and Clara Bow Associations, Blind Loyalty(01:04:13) Chorus 2: Fame and Notoriety, Owning Her Name(01:05:24) Bridge: Shift In Narrative, Blind Ambition, Lack Of True Loyalty(01:08:33) Chorus 3: Narration Insanity - Conversation or Not?(01:20:06) Music Theory Analysis(01:27:23) Favorite Lyrics & Ratings(01:29:30) This Song As A Recipe(01:31:41) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedSwiftly Sung Stories Rumplestiltskin TheoryPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Don’t you sweat it, baby! It’s alright… Sara and Laura are dancing through each verse of Opalite in today’s episode. As one of The Life Of A Showgirl’s most upbeat and happy-go-lucky songs, the ladies have made soooo many connections to Taylor’s past albums tucked away in its lyrics. Enjoy this joy-filled episode! Chapters(00:00) Welcome!(00:41) What's On Our Plates(16:22) Taylor Updates(25:33) Analyzing "Opalite"(28:36) Personal Connections to the Song(32:27) Folk"lore" Of the Song(37:04) Verse 1: Callbacks To Exes, Austin Shoutout!, Ghosts, Lana Del Rey(45:24) Pre Chorus 1: Mistakes Made, Wrong Relationships(50:46) Chorus 1: Lightning Metaphors, Andrea's Advice(58:24) Verse 2: Some Shade, She Left The Restaurant!, Life's Lessons In Moving On(01:06:54) Pre Chorus 2: Moving On, Pep Talk(01:09:02) Chorus 2: Made To Be(01:10:14) Bridge: Navigating The Storm Together, Finding Shelter In Each Other, Thunder Metaphor(01:18:28) Music Theory Analysis: 60's Influences, Bridge Build, The Ronettes(01:19:48) Favorite Lyrics and Rating(01:22:34) This Song As A Recipe(01:24:45) Signing Off!(01:26:10) Patreon Preview: Would've, Could've, Should'veSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedCoconut Meringue Macaroons RecipeAngel Food Cake With Strawberries & Whipped Cream RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Everybody sing it with us…. ELIZABETH TAYLOR! Today, Sara and Laura are analyzing the second track from The Life Of A Showgirl, which has quickly become one of their absolute favorites! After discussing their Eras Tour Documentary “Wi$hli$t,” the ladies analyze the song’s lyrics to explore Taylor’s connection to the famously beautiful and notoriously scandalous icon, Elizabeth Taylor. Musso & Frank’s menu has Sara and Laura dreaming of a Swiftie field trip to Hollywood, and after listening to this episode, you’ll be wanting one too! Chapters(00:00) Welcome & Introduction(00:55) What's On Our Plates(10:54) Taylor Updates(17:33) Our Eras Tour Documentary Wi$hli$t(30:41) Analyzing 'Elizabeth Taylor' Track(34:16) Folk"lore" of the Song(42:44) Intro: Asking A Muse, But Also Herself(45:13)Verse 1: Portofino Honeymoons, The Pressure Of Fame & Relationships, Past Relationships Withering Away(52:46) Chorus 1: Elizabeth's Violet Eyes, Anxiety and Paranoia, Partnership Desires(59:55) Verse 2: Gifts for Someone Like Taylor, Elizabeth's Jewelry Collection, Musso & Frank's(01:06:24) Bridge: Perfume, Ex Lovers Will Always Be Tied To Taylor(01:09:35) Chorus 3 & Outro: Max Martin Adlibs(01:11:18) Music Theory Production Notes(01:12:49) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:14:04) This Song As A Recipe(01:19:40) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Swift's Otter T-Shirt Inspires Fundraiser with Over $2.2 Million Donated to Sea AnimalsTaylor Swift Donates $100K to Toddler Fighting Brain Cancer: 'Sending the Biggest Hug'Ruby Rose Slams ‘Incredibly Stupid’ Criticism of Taylor Swift’s ‘Trad Wife’ Lyrics on ‘Showgirl’: ‘Stop It’Taylor Swift Just Revealed the Inspo Behind Her Song “Elizabeth Taylor” and It’s So, So SweetA Guide to the Old Hollywood Restaurant in Taylor Swift’s ‘Elizabeth Taylor’Old Saint Nick’s Chocolate Espresso MartiniPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s the first TheLife Of A Showgirl analysis, and Sara and Laura are giddy! From Shakespeare quotes, art history nods, and 100 Easter Eggs hidden in the music video for “The Fate Of Ophelia”… There is so much to dive into. This song is a certified glitter gel pen “bopper-ooni,” and we hope you enjoy this episode!Chapters(00:00) Welcome & Introduction(00:32) What's On Our Plates(05:47) Taylor Updates: Eras Tour Documentary, Record-Breaking Success of Showgirl(18:21) The Fate of Ophelia Analysis(22:51) Our Personal Associations With The Song(24:57) Folklore Of The Song (29:20) Verse 1: Pyro, Instigation(34:34) Pre Chorus 1: Drowning and Melancholy References In Past Songs, A Shakespeare Nod, Taylor's IG Post Before KC(41:13) Chorus 1: The Right Timing, Grave References(45:10) Post-Chorus 1: Keep It 100, Sleepless Nights vs. Midnights(51:42) Verse 2: Callout Eldest Daughter, Another Shakespeare Quote, Psych Ward(54:10) Pre-Chorus 2: More Backing Vocals, Chain, Crown, Vine References(56:30) Chorus 2 & Bridge: 3rd Shakespeare Quote, Key Easter Eggs, Drowning and Deceived References(01:00:55) Chorus, Post Chorus 3 & Outro(01:02:03) Music Theory Analysis(01:06:38) Music Video Overview and Easter Eggs(01:09:04) Scene 1: Theater Lobby(01:11:41) Scene 2: Inside The Painting, Set Change(01:14:47) Scene 3: Backstage, Marilyn Monroe Look(01:17:02) Scene 4: Cabaret(01:18:09) Scene 5: Boat Scene(01:22:15) Scene 6: Busby Berkeley(01:23:23) Scene 7: Tied Up Backstage(01:26:07) Scene 8: Vegas Showgirls(01:27:23) Scene 9: After Party Pop Star(01:30:07) Scene 10: Bathtub(01:32:05) Our Ratings & Favorite Lyrics(01:34:00) This Song As A Recipe(01:36:05) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedMorgan Brook Music analysisFleur de Paradis RecipeSun-Dried Tomato & Cheddar Gruyere Sourdough Bread RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s been a week since The Life Of A Showgirl’s release, and Sara and Laura are SO excited to share their initial impressions of Taylor’s happiest album! Spoiler alert: Despite the loud criticisms, the girls LOVE this album. In this episode, Sara and Laura cover some of Taylor’s press tour highlights, unpack common themes found in the album, read through the vinyl poems, and share the songs and lyrics that are blowing their minds! There is sooo much to say about this new era, so let the games begin! Chapters(00:00) Introduction(01:13) What's On Our Plates(05:08) The Release(07:22) Press Tour Highlights: Wedding Details, Taylor is NOT Quitting Music, Ed Sheeran, Half Time Show Rumors, Selena Gomez's Wedding, & More(27:18) Common Themes In This Album(29:48) Vinyl Poems: A Real Look Behind The Curtain As A Showgirl, Connecting With Fans, Public Perception, Travis in Dublin(49:26) Initial Reactions to the Album(01:09:15) What's Blowing Our Minds & Lyrics We Love(01:22:45) Our Top 3 Faves Right Now(01:27:23) Song Draft (01:30:29) Creative Recipes Inspired by the Album(01:33:22) Signing Off(01:34:27) Patreon Preview: Getaway CarSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedRolling Stone’s Review of Life Of A ShowgirlSarti Spritz RecipeStrawberry Mocktail RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

It’s the last TTPD episode for a long time, and Sara and Laura are STOKED to be on the precipice of the Showgirl Era! (P.S. if you’re dying to hear an analysis of a song from TTPD that hasn’t been covered, be sure to become a Patreon member!) Before departing from Tortured Poets, the gals knew they had to cover “loml” - one of Taylor’s most grief-ridden songs. This one is jam-packed with incredible imagery, poetic, devastating lyricism, and a huge gut-punch of an ending. Chapters(00:00) Introduction(00:44) Podcast Plans For "Showgirl" Era(4:55) Taylor Swift Updates(22:56) Exploring loml: A Deep Dive(28:40) Our Personal Associations With The Song(32:35) Folk"lore" Of The Song(34:48) Verse 1: Peter & Smallest Man References, "Starry Eyed," Past Flames(48:27) Chorus 1: Fast Paced Romance, Love Bombing, "What If" Relationships, Religious Metaphors(58:22) Verse 2: Fate Intervenes, Painting References, Being Sold A Bad Deal(01:06:26) Chorus 2: Cinephile in Black and White, Mr. Steal Your Girl(01:10:16) Bridge: Ghostly Imagery, Embarassment To Rising Anger(01:19:38) Chorus 3 & Outro: Death Of Illusions, Valiant Lion, Unraveling Lies, The Ultimate Gut Punch Ending(01:30:40) Music Theory Analysis(01:32:32) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:34:10) This Song As A Recipe(01:36:24) Signing Off(01:38:52) Patreon Preview: You’re On Your Own KidSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Swift's 'The Life of a Showgirl' to Rival Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' in a Major Cultural Take Over, Claim InsidersSalted Chai Tea RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Taylor’s engaged and TS12 is on the horizon… it’s a GOOD time to be a Swiftie! In this episode, Sara and Laura FINALLY discuss their excitement for Taylor’s recent engagement to Travis, as well as all the inside scoop Ed Kelce has provided for us about the details of the proposal. And of course, the girls have done tons of research on The Life Of A Showgirl’s theories and speculation… listing all the facts Taylor has told us herself about the album, as well as going track by track and hypothesizing what the themes or sound might be like. This is a good one, enjoy!Chapters(0:00) Introduction & What's On Our Plates(08:10) Taylor Swift Engagement News(37:37) The Life of a Showgirl: What We Know So Far & Some Of Our Theories(01:07:34) Song Theories Track by Track(01:07:48) The Fate Of Ophelia(01:14:55) Elizabeth Taylor(01:18:17) Opalite(01:22:17) Father Figure(01:24:02) Eldest Daughter(01:29:02) Ruin The Friendship(01:32:29) Actually Romantic(01:36:24) Wi$h Li$t(01:39:22) Wood(01:40:24) CANCELLED!(01:41:44) Honey(01:42:31) The Life Of A Showgirl (featuring Sabrina Carpenter)(01:49:26) Top Three Songs We're Excited To Hear(01:51:14) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedEldest Daughter SyndromePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

(RECORDED BEFORE TAYLOR’S ENGAGEMENT! Don’t worry… we’ll be rehashing all the exciting news soon!!!!) Are you ready to be devastated? In this episode, Laura and Sara unpack The Anthology’s track 5 - “How Did It End?” With numerous ties to “You’re Losing Me” and “So Long London,” this song is sure to emotionally wreck anyone who takes the time to analyze Taylor’s simple yet heart-wrenching metaphors about loss, grief, death, and the public perception of her heartbreak. PLUS! The ladies get into their very juicy “LORE” of how they REALLY know each other! Chapters(00:00) Introduction & What's On Our Plates!(06:52) Taylor Updates(16:44) Exploring 'How Did It End': Emotional Insights(22:04) Personal Associations With This Song(35:14) Folklore Of The Song(37:29) Verse 1: So Long London Similarities, Public Scrutiny, You're Losing Me's "Death"(46:26) Chorus 1: Circus Associations, Empathetic Hunger(54:05) Verse 2: Interloper's Infidelity, Love Is a Gamble, Sarcasm(01:00:31) Verse 2: Small Town Metaphors, An English Clue, Hot Gossip(01:07:22) Bridge: Death As A Metaphor, Director's Requests, Her Beloved Ghost(01:21:47) Chorus 3 & Outro: Shaky Breath, Inconclusive Post-Mordem, Some Music Theory(01:29:20) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:31:03) This Song As A Recipe(01:34:02) Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedBake It Off cookbookSo Long, London episodeBlack Negroni recipeBrownie Salted Caramel Ice Cream recipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

EMERGENCY POD, EMERGENCY POD! TS12 is “The Life Of A Showgirl,” and Sara and Laura are STOKED to relive the exciting rollout! Who would have ever guessed Taylor would announce TS12 on a New Heights podcast? The girls are GLOWING with excitement. Expect a full rundown of every step of the announcement, some key takeaways from her two-hour interview with Jason and Travis, and some exciting clues / Easter Eggs worth noting.Chapters(00:00) Introduction to the Emergency Pod(01:00) What's On Our Plates(03:33) The Chaos Of The Announcement: Our Reactions(13:30) The Rollout of the New Album: Monday - New Heights, Taylor Nation, Album Name Reveal(20:27) The Waiting Game Tuesday: GQ Interview, Speculation Begins, Spotify Playlist(37:26) Wednesday: Karma Door Countdown, CD Variants(41:13) The Impact of Leaks on Rollout(44:33) The New Heights Interview: A Deep Dive(01:28:18) The Life Of A Showgirl: What We Know Now(01:51:56) This Album As A Recipe(01:53:18) Signing Off!(01:55:18) Patreon Sneak PeakSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedNew Heights Posts: 1, 2, 3Taylor Nation IG PostAnd, baby, that’s show business for you Spotify playlist“Bejeweled” PatreonSara’s Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie recipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Are we… Daddy?! In this episode of Blank Plate, Sara and Laura share some personal updates and then do a reallllly fun deep dive into Taylor’s teenage petulance theme song, “But Daddy I Love Him.” The ladies deem this song as a “new Taylor classic,” and there’s so much more than meets the eye with this one… themes of toxic fandom, rebellion against Taylor’s “good girl” persona, and the impact of public perception on personal relationships. Oh my god, you should see your faces! Chapters(00:00) Introduction(01:01) What's On Our Plates(11:14) Taylor Updates(22:14) Unpacking But Daddy I Love Him(26:29) Our Personal Associations With The Song(29:09) Folk"lore" Of The Song(34:53) Verse 1: The "West", Cage Metaphors, Toxic Fandom, Religious Metaphors(44:55) Pre-Chorus 1: High Horses, Public Disapproval, Teenage Petulance(48:18) Chorus 1: Uncaged, Trolling, Fast Paced Relationship, "Crazy" Callbacks(53:27) Verse 2: Good Girl Persona, Rebellion Against Expectations, Struggles Of Growing Up, The Allure Of Chaos(01:00:22) Post-Chorus 2: Mom's MAD, Breaking The 4th Wall(01:05:57) Bridge: Defiance Against Judgment, Destiny & Chemistry, Gray Metaphor, Setting Boundaries(01:15:17) Verse 3: Parental Approval, Shifting To The End Of The Relationship(01:19:19) Chorus 3: New Relationship, Dancing In The Sun, "His Lady," Hindsight(01:25:28) Post-Chorus 3 & Outro: Taylor's Final Calling Out Of Toxic Fans(01:31:09) Favorite Lyrics & Rating(01:32:41) This Song As A Recipe(01:36:25) Signing Off!(01:37:43) Patreon PreviewSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links Referenced@word_nerd222 Shakespeare theory - Part 1 and Part 2John’s LEGENDary Fried Chicken with Spicy Honey ButterHam and Noodle CasserolePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

After a few weeks away from podcasting, Sara and Laura are so excited to get back into the swing of things! They catch up on Laura’s adventures and the emotional challenges of Sara’s IVF journey, the importance of transparency, and the support of friends during difficult times. And, of course, Taylor’s surprise performance at Tight End University has the girls super thrilled that today’s episode is on “The Alchemy!” Between the football references and Travis Kelce’s admission that it’s one of his favorite songs, there’s romance swirling in this one! But, the ladies also theorize that this song might also be a confident announcement of Taylor’s return to her full stardom. This is a fun one, enjoy! Chapters(00:00) Introduction(02:39) What's On Our Plates(22:27) Taylor Swift Updates and Cultural References(30:49) Analyzing The Alchemy(35:04) Our Personal Associations With The Song(38:32) Folk"lore" About The Song(41:38) Verse 1: Taylor's Return To Stardom Theory, Opposite of Maroon, Fortnight and Midnights References(53:28) Chorus 1: "Touchdown" = Football or Landing, Clowns and Crowns(01:04:43) Verse 2: Kiss, Kill, Marry Games, Stepping Back Into Stardom, Moving Forward(01:09:28) Post Chorus 2: "Blokes," Unpacking Herion with an "E" Metaphor(01:17:34) Bridge: Superbowl References, Karma Similarities(01:21:26) Outro & Production Notes(01:23:48) Laura's Celebrity Sighting(01:26:05) Favorite Lyrics and Ratings(01:28:19) This Song As A Recipe(01:31:01) Support Us On Patreon! & Signing OffSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedBeer Can Chicken RecipePumpkin Beer Cheese SoupPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

There would not be TTPD without its tongue-in-cheek title track! In today’s episode, Laura and Sara unpack the lyrics of “The Tortured Poets Department” and analyze how the song lays the groundwork for listeners to understand the gravity of Taylor’s “cyclone” relationship with her fellow tortured poet. Taylor’s self-awareness and sense of humor shines in this one! Who else is gonna TROLL you like Taylor?! P.S…. Stay tuned at the end of this episode, because the ladies are sharing a snippet of their newest Patreon episode unpacking the lyrics of “Maroon”! Chapters(00:00) Intro & What’s On Our Plates(09:07) Taylor Updates(16:53) TTPD Introduction(22:00) Our Initial Impressions(25:02) The Folklore Of TTPD (34:10) Verse 1: Matty's Old Interviews On Typewriters, Taylor's Sense Of Humor, Familiarity(41:36) Chorus 1: Dylan Thomas & Patti Smith, "Just Kids" References To Youth & Nostalgia(46:48) Verse 2: "Chocolate" & Charlie Puth, Tattooed Golden Retriever, Similar Dread, Cyclone As Chaos, Were Taylor & Matty Coding Each Other Into Their Songs(58:45) Chorus 2: Trolling, Tongue in Cheek Playfulness(01:02:03) The Diabolical Bridge: Unpacking The Role Of Mutual Friends, "Mutual Manic Phase," Wedding Rings & How This Song Lays The Groundwork For The Rest of TTPD(01:13:21) Chorus 3 & Outro, Production Notes & Noting The Lack Of Poetic Lyricism (01:19:21) This Song As A Recipe & Our Ratings(01:23:38) Signing Off & Patreon SnippetSUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Swift’s Ex Matty Healy Talks His Love of Typewriters in Resurfaced Clip After 'Tortured Poets' ReleaseTaylor Swift’s Ex Matty Healy Praised Charlie Puth in Resurfaced Tweet From 2018Lucy Dacus Confirms Taylor Swift’s ‘Tortured Poets Department’ Lyric Is About Her: ‘She Texted Me and Asked for My Approval’Twix Bar RecipePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

On Friday, May 30th, 2025, Taylor announced to the world that she FINALLY owns all her old masters! In today’s “emergency pod,” Laura and Sara unpack just how special and important this news is, starting with a great deep dive into the history behind Taylor’s journey with Big Machine, departing ways with Scott Borchetta, Scooter’s purchase and the betrayal that is/was to her, and sooooo much more. And of course, our girls love to clown, so you can expect a nice little clown session about some easter eggs she’s hidden in her letter to her fans! Chapters(00:00) Introduction(01:56) Personal Reactions to the Announcement(08:47) The Impact of Taylor's Music Ownership(10:59) Taylor's Music Chart Numbers(15:20) The Journey to Taylor Regaining Her Masters(50:02) Taylor's Triumph: Owning Her Masters Again(54:44) Taylor's Announcement Letter(59:04) The Impact of the Eras Tour(01:09:08) The Future of Rep TV & Debut(01:27:03) The Potential for a Documentary & Some Clowning(01:34:08) This Announcement As A Recipe & Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor’s LetterThere's Nothing Like This: The Strategic Genius of Taylor SwiftTaylor Swift Leaves Big Machine, Signs New Deal With Universal Music GroupTaylor Swift’s Tumblr postBig Machine’s Scott Borchetta Fires Back at Taylor Swift, Reveals Deal MemosTaylor Swift ‘Finally’ Owns Her Masters. The Sale Happened ‘in Spite of Scooter Braun, Not Because of Him’: SourceTaylor Swift & Scooter Braun’s Feud: A TimelineSally’s Baking Addiction Funfetti CakePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

(RECORDED BEFORE TAYLOR’S 5/30 ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HER BUYING BACK HER MASTERS!) What’s an unsolved Taylor Swift mystery that keeps you up at night?! Sara and Laura certainly have a longggggg list… and they’ll unpack them all in this episode! From NiceBoy Ed, Karma: The Lost Album, Midnights Mayhem upside down phones, 1989 Double Album, “The Man” wall, and so much more, the ladies will sift through each unanswered theory and attempt to unpack all of the Easter Eggs Taylor has left behind! Chapters(00:00) Introduction & What's On Our Plates(13:28) Taylor Updates (recorded before Taylor’s 5/30 announcement!)(21:48) Taylor Swift's Easter Eggs and Numerology(31:06) Karma: The Lost Album Theory(41:24) "The Man" Wall(47:38) 1989 Double Album(50:53) Karma Coffee Cup / Release Restructuring Thanks To TTPD(54:43) The Mystery of 'Slut' Featuring The 1975(59:52) Midnights Mayhem: Upside Down Phone & Unraveling the Aesthetic Choices(01:04:41) Costume Mysteries from The Eras Tour(01:08:40) Cardiff Picture(01:09:39) The Reputation Eye Theory(01:12:59) The Enigma of Nice Boy Ed(01:18:05) The Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift Fallout(01:34:15) The Bitter-Sweet Reality of Taylor's Masters(01:39:54) Taylor's Roman Empires As Recipes & Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Naming ReputationZayn Malik interview: Taylor travels by suitcaseLover Bodysuit Behind The ScenesJack Leopards & The Dolphin ClubPlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza

Truth, dare, spin… records? Taylor’s most rom-com-y song to date has Sara and Laura kicking their feet and giggling! The truth is, Taylor has never released a song quite this honestly lovestruck, and the girls are OBSESSED. This episode has Sara and Laura digging into Taylor’s use of high school as a grander metaphor, as well as a deep dive into Taylor’s unconventional high school experience. Travis Kelce / Tayvis fans… you’re going to love this one!Chapters(00:00) Intro & What's On Our Plates(15:04) Taylor Swift Updates: Easter Eggs - AMA's, Karma, Public Outing In Philly(25:14) Exploring 'So High School' - Song Overview(27:25) Our Personal Associations with 'So High School'(30:46) Folklore Of The Song: High School Crush, Travis Kelce, Taylor's Use Of High School As A Bigger Metaphor & Rom-Com Vibes(53:38) Intro: High School Crushes(55:29) Chorus 1: Older, Wiser, Bittersweet 16, Travis's Smile, High School Questions(01:01:12) Post Chorus 1: American Pie / Early 2000's Culture, All-American Relationship, Playful & Spicy Interactions(01:07:09) Verse 1: High School Games, Backseat Shenanigans(01:13:22) Bridge: Risky High School Games, Grand Theft Auto, Naughty Flirtation(01:22:35) Verse 2: Nods to Travis(01:26:10) Outro: Spicy "Yeahs"(01:28:32) Final Thoughts: We Have Never Gotten a Song Like This From Taylor Before(01:32:43) Our Favorite Lyrics and Ratings(01:34:07) This Song As A Recipe(01:36:45) We Have a Patreon! & Signing Off!SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Show us some love and get monthly bonus episodes and first dibs on upcoming episode ideas. We’d be enchanted to have you join our Swiftie community!Links ReferencedTaylor Swift Sings About Wanting to Marry Travis Kelce in ‘So High School’Travis Kelce Plays 'Kiss, Marry, Kill' With Taylor SwiftTravis Kelce Is Going for ItRecipe: Cherry-Vanilla Soda SyrupRecipe: Easy Funnel CakePlease make sure to subscribe and leave a review. If you’d like to reach out to send in a question or comment, please do so via any of these platforms:email blankplatepod@gmail.comleave a voicemail at (717) 382-831Patreon (get bonus episodes and first dibs on episode ideas)YouTubeInstagramTikTokYou can also follow Sara and Laura individually:• Laura: Instagram and Tiktok• Sara: InstagramListen to our previous podcast: Passports & Pizza