Beardless, D*ckless Me

Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matriarch Momily gets her heart re-started. Kevin reveals talk show secrets. Harley is haunted by the Bermuda Triangle and agog over Satan’s secret origin.  Plus: The Infant of Prague  vs The Children of Fatima!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky chases balls like Harley and Kevin chase relevancy. Harley is obsessed with the Disney vlogging community. Would You Work as a Face Character at the Magic Kingdom? And voicing Harley Quinn’s kitties for fun and profit!.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley loses sleep over fast food corporate logos and reminisces about the time a thumb was found in the chili. Kevin reveals how l’il Wendy looooved to party, sings "We're not candy" and terrifies with the tale of the Tylenol scare. Harley fleas the market and flees from a shot. Also: When Animals Attack Austin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley “Michael Landon” a modern day Little House on the Prairie, decode the depression of delivery robots, marvel at Momily’s mystery tex and fret over the imposition of a gator getting Grandma in Florida.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.