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For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
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Harley makes music and Kevin makes a sitcom. Plus: Ring Cams of the Damned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1Kevin and Hartley say goodbye to the best bunny that wasn't Bugs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing. Plus: Making the official BDM T-shirt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley have a listening party! Plus: The return of passion or ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley goes to Disneyland for free in exchange for cleaning the bathroom, and Kevin comes clean about Tony. Plus: The Return of Passion or Ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley say goodbye to Momily's 21-year-old cat. Plus: singing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Celebrate Halloween with a couple of hollow wieners as Kevin and Harley trick and treat you to terrifying tales! Plus: Oo, la la, Zajur!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin shows Harley a short film that makes her cry. Harley has to give steroids to the Moo Man. Plus: The first female detective in the Newark PD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin tells the tale of Lucky’s short king suitor. And Harley discovers the Dad she never knew. Plus: Wucky gets waid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin tells Harley about the rat incident and sings the Laverne & Shirley theme song. Plus: Father Dave’s Funeral Hits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin helps Harley cover up an accidental crime. Plus: A cat in a backpack!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley talk Smith family history and bring the dogs to the beach.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley cavort through the calendar and Passion or Ration all of the holidays. Plus: Harley’s selling her clothes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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the opening to this episode had my eyes teary like I was actually Kevin Smith.