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Blood is Thicker Than Water
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Transcript
00:00:00
[music]
00:00:23
Hey, welcome back to Beard Listick List Me!
00:00:26
Well, that makes someone want to listen.
00:00:30
I'm Gavin Smith.
00:00:31
And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
00:00:32
I was on the talk this week, or last week, two days ago.
00:00:39
I know.
00:00:41
And the kid I put up in my story, like this little clip from the show, and the kid thought it was hysterical, so this morning at like six in the morning,
00:00:52
I texted it to her.
00:00:54
So here was the clip.
00:00:56
I think I saw it.
00:00:57
I don't know if you've ever seen the talk.
00:00:59
There was a very, a version of it years ago that had like Julie Chin and Sarah Gilbert were hosts and stuff.
00:01:08
But for years now, it's been like Jerry O'Connell and these other kids and whatnot.
00:01:13
So I've been on the show before I was there, I think for Clark's three.
00:01:18
And then I came back to do some 4/30 movie press, and it's like they're ending.
00:01:24
The show's going off the air.
00:01:26
For real?
00:01:27
Yeah.
00:01:28
Which is like, in terms of places to do a national spot, in terms of publicity and whatnot, like now it's,
00:01:39
well, let's see, Fallant, no, Jimmy Kimmel's out here, Access Hollywood.
00:01:51
Where's Good Morning, America, New York, mostly everything's New York, and so the talk going away is like one more like the business getting smaller and smaller.
00:02:03
So when they were like, hey, do you want to go on the talk, I was like, you know what, you're not going to get to ask me that next year.
00:02:10
So fuck yeah, I'm going to see easier moment.
00:02:13
And it's close.
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It's also it's a CBS Radford, which is where we shot Jane Sound about Shredback.
00:02:19
So like, you know, I'll always fucking roll up on there.
00:02:23
And so I went on the show and it's like a daytime talk show kind of a fair and whatnot.
00:02:29
The audience is very like, woo, woo, woo, it's one of those things like, you know, I saw a clip of Jerry O'Connell, he's talking about, somebody was the guest, some lady was a guest and he's married to Rebecca Romaine,
00:02:42
and he was like looking at the camera and he's like, did you hear that?
00:02:47
That's what you got to do as my wife and he always is like, woo, and they played music.
00:02:53
Very like Ellen DeGeneres kind of, it sounds like a good time.
00:02:58
So I go out and I get a fucking bigger welcome than I would have assumed in a place, you know, that's like catered mostly to an audience that I don't really talk to.
00:03:08
And I always default for shows like that to momily, to my mom.
00:03:15
Really?
00:03:16
And with some fucking momily material, I was like, oh, my mom loves the show, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:22
She goes, you're a kid.
00:03:23
I love it.
00:03:24
What?
00:03:25
And so, we go back, what do you mean?
00:03:30
Like what she was just shows, she's like, oh, my kids, like she calls, you know, like my stories, if she was watching the soap opera, that shows got five people on it, so they're all kids stories.
00:03:39
They're all momily's children, which, you know, we are all momily's children.
00:03:44
What about those of us who are fucking by blood, momily, and momily's just like, water's sticking in blood, bitch.
00:03:51
What?
00:03:52
I told you that story, right?
00:03:55
I don't know.
00:03:56
Oh my God, it was like one of the, if I hadn't made clerks, this would be the biggest thing that ever happened in my life.
00:04:04
So we're at Christmas, and a Christmas, 1978.
00:04:11
I'm a youngster still, I'm either 78 years old, and let's say 78, 79.
00:04:19
So my uncle Wayne, my father's brother, who's still alive to this day, he is the single man.
00:04:28
He's my father's youngest brother.
00:04:30
And so, you know, he's like, he was a little like playboy, always had like different girlfriend and stuff like that.
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Okay.
00:04:38
So we'd had Christmas, you know, we went over grand momily's and probably went up to like Amphogen, as then came home.
00:04:46
And so it was Christmas day evening, not Christmas evening, but the night of Christmas.
00:04:52
And we're all in our pajamas and watching like TV and mom's giving us like TV dinners, whatever the fuck.
00:04:59
And the phone rings, and uncle Wayne calls, and my dad talks him, my dad like never answers the phone.
00:05:05
And then when my dad gets a phone, he says to my mom, oh, Wayne's gonna come by with his girlfriend.
00:05:13
You know, for me, as a kid, I was a great presence, one more fucking relative, and we're going to get some fucking gifts.
00:05:21
My mom was like, no, mom was like, no, he's not coming over.
00:05:25
We're done.
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And dad's like, what do I mean?
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But he's on his way.
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I was like, I don't care.
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Christmas is over.
00:05:31
I'm like, I'm at least calling it Christmas, it's like it's fucking down.
00:05:37
I'm preparing for this day for like three months.
00:05:39
We hit the fucking we rang the bell.
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That's it.
00:05:43
And so she was like, no, you call him back and tell him, no, and he's like, my dad, again, 1978, '79, maybe 80.
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I was like, how am I supposed to call him back?
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He's on his way here.
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We had no cell phones.
00:05:57
So it escalated very quickly, with mom throwing out examples of like, why my father shouldn't be welcoming Uncle Wayne on Christmas night like,
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well, he did that thing.
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Do you one time like this old ass thing that happened like decades before?
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The grandma not like him or just wasn't, wasn't trying to, she wasn't having company.
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She certainly was.
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I'm not disrupting my evening for, you know, fucking anybody, let alone fucking Wayne.
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Like tired of visit was like visiting hours and now the kids are subtle.
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Mom, he said in a boundary.
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Bro, bro, nothing healthier than that.
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So she, no, she's not, he's not coming.
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Awkward for my dad because he was like, that's my brother.
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And like, he wants to come over and like, I would like to see him on Christmas.
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Mom, he's like, no, no can do.
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Mom, he put up a boundary, but let's be honest.
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Mom, Lee and Poppley, two of the most codependent motherfuckers you ever met in life.
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And then they pass it down to their kids as well.
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I wish he passed down the fucking boundaries with me and stuff.
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I have a fundamental inability to say no.
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Like in that situation, I'd be like, oh, yeah, bring, of course come and bring everybody.
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Like, you know, just open up the house and shit like that.
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But mom, Lee wasn't that person still.
00:07:16
So she was like, no, and my dad foolishly uttered an expression that I don't know.
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Maybe I'd heard it prior to that.
00:07:31
But when he said it, oh fucking, mom, Lee, pop the fuck off bro, it was, it was crazy.
00:07:39
So my father goes talking about, you know, his brother talking about Uncle Wayne.
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He says to my mother, blood is thicker than water, brace.
00:07:50
Now what does that mean to you?
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What was the implication of that state that?
00:07:55
Well, I don't know about the water, I mean, I've heard that I've heard the same before.
00:08:01
I don't know about the water part now that you're asking.
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What does it mean?
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I don't know.
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What is it?
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It did bad.
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No, I'm trying to analyze, I don't know what the water part means, but like relatives come first, no?
00:08:13
Okay.
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Well then break it down.
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Blood would be what?
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The relatives?
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Yeah.
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So what's the water?
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He shares with my Uncle Wayne blood.
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Mm-hmm.
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What does he share with my mother?
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The child?
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh yeah, I'm just counting that.
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But that was, his, he was saying blood, meaning my fucking blood is thicker than water, meaning like, I married you.
00:08:36
This is my fucking family.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I hear that.
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And mom, he was like, who the fuck are you?
00:08:43
Like, oh my God, she went into Blair so fucking fast, dude.
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Now she didn't fucking scream or yell or fucking pitch of it.
00:08:53
Her eye, she, her face went nuclear and you could tell she was all mad and she did the fucking shake thing and she stormed out of the fucking room.
00:09:02
And mind you, our house was tiny, 21 Jackson Street, like literally most of the house pits in this room, right?
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This mom only goes around the fucking corner and all of a sudden we hear, and that, that ain't even doing it, just this.
00:09:17
So, you know, dad was in the kitchen, he stormed to the other side of the house, mom went to it.
00:09:22
Oh my God, I was like, I don't, that wasn't too, pop over, he can't.
00:09:25
Pop the mic in the fucking room and he was like, no, look for the children.
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She's like, you little bitch.
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You're mine.
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Damn.
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Damn.
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Oh my God.
00:09:34
She, she, he wanted to catch him.
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She went toward the bedroom, but there was a big bang.
00:09:38
So, Virginia and Donald, my brother and sister, they're four and five years old with me.
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They're like, go on, because presumably I won't get in trouble because I'm the smallest.
00:09:49
And I go look and right outside of my bedroom, me and Don Cher bedroom, right outside of the bedroom, the fucking fist through the wall.
00:10:03
Mama, he came in through a right fucking hook into the wall, right over the light switch in the hallway.
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And you know what, it was made of like, what's that shit dry wall or whatever, fucking with a layer of paint, probably some wallboard bang,
00:10:22
stayed there for 10 to 15 years, they never fixed.
00:10:28
Really?
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That's a reminder.
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Don't you ever fucking say that?
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I honestly do feel that.
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They had some conversation when he was like, well, now that that's over, I guess I should fix the wall and she's like, uh, uh, don't touch that wall.
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You can see that wall every day, but remind you, water is thicker than blood, mother fucker by the grace of grace.
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Oh my God.
00:10:53
My father, such a pussy whip, he was like, I just fucking, I want to taste him grace.
00:10:59
He let, he let her fucking let it sit there that's powerful right there.
00:11:07
Blood is thicker than water now break it down.
00:11:11
What is water stamp?
00:11:12
Was the water?
00:11:13
It's like blood is what I hear that water is not like in the case of me and you and me and mom.
00:11:21
Yeah, blood.
00:11:22
Yeah.
00:11:23
Yeah.
00:11:24
Yes, thicker than water.
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I share nothing with mom.
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No DNA, no material, nothing like that.
00:11:29
So that's water in this equation.
00:11:32
That is, I don't know if that's always what it means, I think so, but that's what it meant in that instance.
00:11:38
However, I was a kid singing through one prison and that had to be explained to me by my brother and my brother and sister like, what do you say in his uncle, he did blood and woman done.
00:11:49
And I was like, and even then as a kid, I was like, and like, why is this a problem?
00:11:55
Why did she punch the wall?
00:11:57
That makes no sense.
00:11:59
Years later, when I find out one day, like when I'm 18, 19 years old and my mom is like,
00:12:10
well, you don't know this, but I'm adopted.
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And my whole fucking world was like, oh, my God, what do you mean?
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So I never mind.
00:12:20
Wait, she didn't tell you that until you were 18.
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Nobody knew that shit.
00:12:25
Nobody knew that shit.
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Why?
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And that was like, you don't fucking talk about that.
00:12:30
Like there was a, there was a, there's a story in our family about how, was it Donna?
00:12:37
I think my cousin Donna, like asked my Aunt Marie, like something about my mom, like, you know, wasn't it in grace, adopted,
00:12:48
she got fucking smack, because you can smack her kid back in those days.
00:12:52
My Aunt Marie was like, never say that, like, it was a holy, like a family secret and not,
00:13:03
I don't know why.
00:13:04
Yeah, that's, like, it's not, they weren't ashamed of her.
00:13:07
They fucking loved her.
00:13:08
Baby grace in all this shit.
00:13:09
But, you know, she was grace McCormick as the child of Anne Sholtz and Joseph Sholtz until she was 16.
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Then she got to stand up and court and be like, I would like to be Sholtz instead.
00:13:26
Then two years later, she married my father and lost that name, you came to Smith.
00:13:31
So she, you know, mom, mom, mom, I mean, having that, so the blood is thicker than water would hit even hard and you know, who knew,
00:13:42
like, unlike me, my brother and sister, you know, who knew that, fucking popfully knew exactly what he was saying.
00:13:50
My man, I would never, I wouldn't go so far as to call my father a henpecked husband.
00:13:54
But my, you know, my mother was definitely like the dominant force in the house.
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My father was, you know, like, hey, man, whatever makes her happy.
00:14:03
There it is.
00:14:07
There it is.
00:14:08
In any of the, and the truth comes out.
00:14:11
But it was a moment where I think my dad was just like, like, you know what, you're gonna say it.
00:14:23
Let's dig in the water and then regret it like the rest of his fucking life.
00:14:27
If that was the case, then maybe he was, there was a lot building up to that moment and then it was like the worst fucking possible thing came out.
00:14:37
Think about everything that had to happen in both of their lives in order for that moment to happen with us as witnesses and not even understanding the giant implication of what he said.
00:14:54
That's pretty one of his not even understanding what was said, heard words, but didn't understand why that would result in while punching.
00:15:00
And these people were not physical, they never fucking roughed us up and shit, they never roughed each other up.
00:15:05
Except for.
00:15:06
No, except for the children mommily threw down at school.
00:15:10
That's true.
00:15:11
Yeah.
00:15:12
She was actually, she's horrible about.
00:15:13
But do you guys know her cane smith, I mentioned that to my brother the other day, I was like on the podcast, me and Harley talked about her cane smith and my mom was in the room and she's gone.
00:15:25
One of those boys grew up to be the chief of police.
00:15:27
I was like, well, because you set them on the fucking path of justice bitch, holy fuck.
00:15:34
She was like, hey, hey, she was not like, hey, at all.
00:15:39
He was just like, you know, hey man, this shit sucks, whoa, we got slamming against the wall and people can see bad words.
00:15:50
We don't condone violence at all.
00:15:53
No, we get away with that shit in the 70s, but anyway, so my go to on morning or daytime talk shows.
00:16:02
Oh, my god, I know how to bring a word back down would have never remembered.
00:16:09
So the talk, you know, was primarily about mommily in the opening and stuff, which seemed to make the audience comfortable and stuff like that.
00:16:18
I sound like sociopath.
00:16:19
I was like, and amongst the humans, I made the audience.
00:16:22
And then I went about my evil agenda.
00:16:25
So at one point, I don't know fucking how it came up, but I was talking about like, you know, I like running Canyon.
00:16:34
I don't even know if I was talking about the dogs, but I was talking about like, publicize that.
00:16:39
But anyways, the cat, I talked about like how like every part of my body is always covered except like my cats because my calves are like,
00:16:50
like, I guess my best feature or whatnot.
00:16:52
And some lady in the front row goes like, show them.
00:16:57
And then the guy next to me, one of the hosts is like, yeah, get up, show them.
00:17:00
And I was like, I'm all right, and then I got up and I fucking stood, pasting the opposite direction, asked the audience, and then got my tiptoes because he was a gunner, tiptoes.
00:17:10
I'm a tiptoes, which presumably to show off my calf muscles, felt I'd done it for enough time.
00:17:18
And then went and sat down, and then he was like, do it again.
00:17:21
And so I got up and did it a second fucking time.
00:17:26
I mean, I found the clip amusing and it made me laugh, but now hearing what happened, I'm like, they really objectify my dad on the top I said when I said,
00:17:37
I've never been objectified before.
00:17:39
That was awesome.
00:17:40
Oh, my God.
00:17:41
It turned me into a cheap piece of meat.
00:17:43
I'm fine.
00:17:44
They ruined my humidity.
00:17:45
I kind of have I felt like I know how to feel about it now.
00:17:50
I mean, in 30 years of doing my job, like I'm used to being a curio, but I was not ever used to somebody being like,
00:18:00
so I'm fucking cancer, and it gives a little chance, can't get a memorable spin.
00:18:05
Turn around, let's see if it's good.
00:18:07
Somebody did that to me.
00:18:09
I know.
00:18:10
If I could, could you imagine?
00:18:11
Yeah, what a double standard.
00:18:12
I'm watching the talk with mom and me, and you're on it and then like, get up and show it to your fucking ass.
00:18:15
Also, you're boss on it.
00:18:16
You're like, uh, okay.
00:18:17
And then when you do it, feel like we missed it, do it again, you're like, uh, can you fucking imagine?
00:18:25
I bet that's crazy.
00:18:26
I'm only would be watching that and she'd be like, I'm so proud of her.
00:18:30
She hustled her bustle, just like that.
00:18:32
No, I'd pop off like, normally, honestly, in that moment, if that happens to me, I don't pop off.
00:18:38
All right.
00:18:39
So it's me.
00:18:40
You're on the show.
00:18:41
You're on the talk.
00:18:42
And you're wearing like one of your pair of booty shorts.
00:18:45
It's all like, geez, can't look at my legs.
00:18:50
Oh my God.
00:18:51
Well, the other day, you were like, don't go on my Instagram tonight.
00:18:56
And I was like, that is the most heinous shit you can tell a parent like you might as well send me an engraved invitation to go look at my head.
00:19:07
In my head, I'm like, oh my god.
00:19:09
She took that.
00:19:10
Only fans conversation serious.
00:19:11
I'm also gonna put them to fucking, I gotta stop it.
00:19:15
I looked at that.
00:19:17
God.
00:19:18
Oh my God.
00:19:19
That's so funny.
00:19:20
Yeah.
00:19:21
It wasn't that.
00:19:22
But it was just you, is the bunny shirt?
00:19:24
Yeah.
00:19:25
Was the whole thing like, you don't want to see me being like that kind of shit?
00:19:30
Why was that not allowed to look?
00:19:32
I don't want to.
00:19:33
I don't want to.
00:19:34
I don't want to bring attention to it.
00:19:35
You want to bring attention to it.
00:19:36
You're like, it's a, that's between us.
00:19:40
I was not, when I looked, I was relieved that my imagination when you're like, don't go, like you're like those fuckers in American Werewolf, stay on the path,
00:19:50
stay off the moors.
00:19:51
It's like, wait, why?
00:19:53
Don't ask.
00:19:54
Because you can, you can hide your stories from people.
00:19:59
And I thought that you could do that with your followers.
00:20:03
If that's the case, do me a favor, hide all the horrible animal stories that you'll put up there like, why would you adopt this fucking puppy, you piece of shit?
00:20:13
He's down the road for me when he's a foster, where's your fucking soul, you monster?
00:20:18
Anytime I open your story is like, I wish you would block this shit.
00:20:22
I could, but I won't, but I was trying to block my posts, but then I found out you can't do that.
00:20:28
You can't block the posts?
00:20:29
No, if you can't hide the posts from somebody, you can only hide the stories.
00:20:32
Why do you want to hide it?
00:20:33
Because you wrote it.
00:20:34
Because I didn't want you to see it.
00:20:35
When do I ever give you shit anymore?
00:20:37
One time I used to, I used to jump into a fucking, you know, comments and be like, um, and say some dad joking shit.
00:20:45
And one day she was like, I have to stop that.
00:20:47
And I was like, yeah, I will.
00:20:48
She's like, no, you have to stop that because it was a fight.
00:20:51
Yeah.
00:20:52
She got busy.
00:20:53
She was like, it's like you're allowing people to slouch me.
00:20:55
I was like, what the fuck?
00:20:56
I'm trying to, I'm trying to get some fucking shots in there.
00:21:00
Like I'm trying to make a hot hot.
00:21:02
No, no, no, I just more didn't want, I didn't want you to have to see it to be like scrolling through my feed and like,
00:21:13
yeah, yeah, I'm used to it, but that was even that scandalous.
00:21:17
There's some fucking, the bathing shoes you put up where I was like, why don't you fucking open and only fans?
00:21:25
Oh my god.
00:21:29
And centimeters from a nip slip and shit like that.
00:21:34
But yes, I probably not object to find a hard way where I'm like, I'll never go back.
00:21:38
No, but yeah, so true, you don't, but honestly, that's it, that's the only area.
00:21:43
If they were like, you know, we will give you, they're like, you know what, our audience here and at home, like if I got a call this Monday, where Rob, I probably just got a call and he was like,
00:21:57
talk, that cab segment.
00:22:01
They want to take it and run what they went mega viral, like they think this is the beginning of a thing.
00:22:08
I'm like, the show's ending.
00:22:09
Like, don't care.
00:22:10
They want to go out.
00:22:11
They're bringing it back.
00:22:12
This could, I don't want to, I don't want to excite you, but this could save the show.
00:22:15
I'm like, get the fuck out of there.
00:22:17
Like people loved the cabs, but honestly, they want to hire you as a, as a constant correspondent.
00:22:24
You'll be on every episode of the talk.
00:22:26
Oh, you have to be turned around and it's totally a shot of your cabs.
00:22:29
Yes, but it's like, okay, so there are, they're like, there's 60 episodes of the talk left.
00:22:36
Like fantastic.
00:22:37
Like every show, you have to reveal a new body part.
00:22:41
Oh, my God.
00:22:42
You haven't let me finish.
00:22:45
Oh, okay.
00:22:46
Wait, is this a hypothetical for me or for you?
00:22:48
For both of us, so it's finite, but it could develop into, like,
00:22:59
it could save the show and I could fucking keep going and they say, if that's the case, then I'm just going to join the panel for the next season,
00:23:10
no more fucking showing off cheesecake and shit, but with 60 pieces to show up, that's everything.
00:23:18
Now don't have to be at once.
00:23:19
I'm not like a human advent calendar, we're open every door and shit.
00:23:25
I, you wanna have Merry Christmas, huh?
00:23:30
I can't wait until it gets to the 25th.
00:23:34
It is like one piece of the time.
00:23:37
I feel like one higher was a shit, thigh, one thigh counts.
00:23:44
Okay.
00:23:45
So I can like hike up my, sadly, hike up my jorts.
00:23:49
That's how I think how again, they start talking about my jorts and shit, hike up my jorts.
00:23:54
What were they saying about your jorts?
00:23:55
The jorts were like hugely in style now.
00:23:57
Oh, yeah.
00:23:58
And I was like, well, you know, I just never gave them up.
00:24:01
So, and then I was talking about, like I like them because they show off my only good feature is just my calves and that's when the lady is not your only good, but yeah, and my sparkling wit,
00:24:11
like I can nobody, ain't nobody jerking off that anybody's sparkling wit.
00:24:16
All right.
00:24:17
They need a visual.
00:24:18
I was just saying.
00:24:19
Oh, they got me.
00:24:20
They start up the top.
00:24:21
They're like gross.
00:24:22
But when they get to my fucking calves, they're like, that's bank, bank material right there.
00:24:29
You do have calves of steel.
00:24:31
We all know it, but you're such a cutie, don't so you're so short now.
00:24:38
You're very sweet.
00:24:39
Let's see how cutie I am when I fucking pose and fucking bikini shots and like put it up in my feet and you're like, oh my god.
00:24:45
Oh my god.
00:24:46
Could you imagine I'm wearing a string bikini and shit.
00:24:50
It's a little marble bag.
00:24:51
Just tucking my fucking shit, my fucking thunder thighs, fucking blowing outside of this tiny ass string bikini, and I'm wearing a top as well.
00:25:02
And it looks like I'm supporting a top, like, you know what?
00:25:10
It works for them.
00:25:11
You know what?
00:25:12
You've got boobage to hold up.
00:25:14
He's coming into his own and I'm happy.
00:25:16
I don't imagine that would get like 250,000 likes, it might be worth it.
00:25:21
Freak.
00:25:22
Why not?
00:25:23
I'm a bit terrible for you, you know, like people be like, isn't your father the one who works during bikini on Instagram, thirsty much, was he always like that?
00:25:33
He's been a long journey and he's, uh, look, number one, he's on his journey.
00:25:39
Yeah.
00:25:40
And it's been a long, and it's been a long one.
00:25:42
That gets in.
00:25:43
He's trying.
00:25:44
If he wants to do that, I support him.
00:25:47
If you want to do that himself, I support him.
00:25:49
You like, I don't know how I feel about the talk of checkifying them now.
00:25:53
Yeah.
00:25:54
That's a really good issue.
00:25:55
No, Mike.
00:25:56
That's.
00:25:57
Go to CBS Raptor with a sign that's like the talk I'm trying to do.
00:26:00
Stop objectifying.
00:26:01
I believe our men alone, leave our men alone, like leave my pants cast alone.
00:26:07
Is that Kevin's been stoner, bring your camera, bring your camera.
00:26:12
Oh my God.
00:26:13
What the fuck is happening?
00:26:15
Nippo madness.
00:26:22
Oh, God.
00:26:25
She must have a lot of fruit telling us to get a job.
00:26:31
Wow.
00:26:32
This whole thing is, like, keep rolling.
00:26:40
Or not continuing Nippo madness series.
00:26:50
Too sad.
00:26:53
My life's a joke.
00:26:54
No.
00:26:55
But what he did get up to be like, should I check on?
00:26:57
Yeah.
00:26:58
He's like, all right.
00:26:59
Insanely empathetic.
00:27:00
And she was like, I think you're going too far.
00:27:04
What he put upon you was like, hey, walkie got a bath.
00:27:08
We took them to a fan tree spa to get their bath, which is a lovely service.
00:27:13
I mean, these dogs are fucking big.
00:27:15
Well, Bucky is very big and birdie has some size.
00:27:19
She's so small.
00:27:20
But when they give them back to you, they put these little kerchiefs on them, which they cut from like, you know, Jennifer points out, she's like literally like two cents worth of material.
00:27:31
A fabric, yeah.
00:27:32
But it makes all the difference where it's like, I can't wait to see what they come out.
00:27:35
Oh my God.
00:27:36
Oh, hello girls.
00:27:37
It is so handsome.
00:27:38
It is.
00:27:39
It is.
00:27:40
It's just that extra touch man that makes it look so beautiful.
00:27:44
We had to get him washed because we took him to the beach.
00:27:48
Oh, I know.
00:27:49
We took him out to Malibu.
00:27:50
I was like, let's take the dogs for a long ass ride.
00:27:53
How many times have you been to the beach in the past decade once was this the first time?
00:27:59
Like in New Jersey.
00:28:00
Oh, yeah.
00:28:01
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:02
I was like, wait, because we were right across the street from a beach, we took the dogs there.
00:28:06
But we went to, there's a beach that's out past Malibu, that's dog friendly.
00:28:13
And it had this like fucking, they called it the stairs.
00:28:16
There were none.
00:28:17
You know, the stones and fucking like, it was a rough, it was a rough descent for anybody, let alone if you're, you're leashed to two dogs,
00:28:28
who like, is you, because you start on a cliff.
00:28:32
And fucking birdie was just like, whee, like, you know, and I'm saying like, whoa, bro, holding their back and shit.
00:28:39
So once we got down to the beach, though, heaven is crazy.
00:28:45
We shot video and Harley saw the video.
00:28:47
Like they were both just running into the surf and like, fucking, having them blast and like birdie was opening it up full frowl, she was chasing seagulls, but not on the ground in the air.
00:29:00
But they were a lover and she bugged, trucking down the beach and shit, she can truly leap.
00:29:06
She can, she gets a lot of air, boaties pretty impressive.
00:29:12
So lucky was like, but a few times, like I started to dive out into the surf and I was like, oh my god, because the waves are coming in pretty hard.
00:29:23
And I was, you know, there's a moment my head was like, if she gets taken out by the undertow, do not go into the water because every fucking story you hear about like,
00:29:38
the dog got taken out by a wave, the human went to save the dog, the human got taken out by the wave, the dog wound up safely on the beach because it's got four fucking legs.
00:29:49
Most dogs are can get out of trouble like with sea trouble, wave trouble.
00:29:53
Human beings though, you lose your up and down and shit.
00:29:57
So there was a moment where I had to fucking come face to face with the fact that like, I'm no hero.
00:30:02
Like if the dog was going in a drink and like, I mean, fuck the waves, what if a crack and just showed up and was like, so, so valid.
00:30:11
I would go the other way, I would be like, sorry, buddy, I mean, it's a fucking crack.
00:30:16
I got no, I'm not fucking behind me, I'm like, here's the next meal.
00:30:21
I'm so glad to hear that this is, this is your plan for throwing your children out.
00:30:33
It's important to not be a human children.
00:30:37
Yeah, I mean, fucking yeah, don't go to the beach and be, don't go anywhere near the sea.
00:30:45
Did your fear of sharks come up?
00:30:47
No, because I wasn't deep in the water enough for there to be a shark incident.
00:30:51
But if she got fucking...
00:30:52
If I'm rolling up on the shore, I've seen a lot of videos lately of them.
00:30:57
I've seen a video, I saw a video of a bunch of dudes pushing the shark back into the water, which I thought was like, that's really cool.
00:31:03
That is really cool.
00:31:04
And this one was like tied up with it, like, aligned in a net so they got it out, they got it off them and then they were getting water into them and then they ushered them into the water.
00:31:13
And I was like, there's like fucking six dudes and this thing is a, like, it's, it's big as a cow.
00:31:19
Yeah.
00:31:20
That's really amazing.
00:31:21
But that's, I'm not that guy.
00:31:22
Like, if I was on a beach, I saw a shark.
00:31:23
I'd be like, you want to help him?
00:31:24
Fuck no.
00:31:25
Oh my God, I've been...
00:31:26
You're vegan.
00:31:27
I've been fucking watching that.
00:31:28
I wouldn't eat them.
00:31:29
But I've been watching drugs.
00:31:30
Yeah, I've been watching drugs.
00:31:31
Destroyed me at age fucking five.
00:31:32
I really didn't number on you.
00:31:34
But sharks...
00:31:35
I don't even sit down and toilet without looking down first, just in case it was a fucking toilet, shark popping out.
00:31:38
I don't know.
00:31:39
But I've been watching that.
00:31:40
I wouldn't eat them.
00:31:41
But I've been watching drugs.
00:31:42
Just destroyed me at age fucking five.
00:31:43
Yeah, I really didn't number on you.
00:31:44
But sharks...
00:31:45
I'd sit down and toilet without looking down first, just in case it was a fucking toilet shark popping out.
00:31:49
I mean...
00:31:50
True.
00:31:51
I feel bad and shit.
00:31:52
I mean, but there's no way that I saw these dudes.
00:31:55
They were big, early dudes.
00:31:57
Men had their shirts off and shit like that.
00:31:59
And they were like, as this thing's thrashing, they didn't...
00:32:02
You know, they'd back up and then they'd go back in.
00:32:04
I'm like...
00:32:05
I hope for them.
00:32:06
Helping them out.
00:32:07
I appreciate it.
00:32:08
I thought...
00:32:09
I was like, these guys are the bad men of the beach and shit.
00:32:11
But it did make me face the thing about myself where I was like...
00:32:14
And you are not.
00:32:15
You're just...
00:32:16
You are very scared of the ocean.
00:32:18
You really don't fuck with the ocean.
00:32:20
In any Batman story...
00:32:22
I am neither the hero nor the villain.
00:32:24
I'm a Gothamite.
00:32:25
I'm some bystander that's want...
00:32:27
I'm this.
00:32:28
Backed in the fucking...
00:32:30
The fuck?
00:32:31
The guy swinging.
00:32:33
The fuck is...
00:32:34
The penguin with a missile on his back.
00:32:36
I'm just very reactionive.
00:32:38
I'm just very reactionive.
00:32:40
Yeah, man.
00:32:44
You like to think you're the hero of your own story.
00:32:46
And I guess really it's more like I'm the main character of my own story.
00:32:50
But when it comes to her relics...
00:32:52
You're a hero in a lot of other ways.
00:32:54
But not...
00:32:55
Maybe not saving a shark.
00:32:56
Fuck no.
00:32:57
I'll be terrified.
00:32:58
Even the thought of it scares me.
00:32:59
Here, I got a thought about the water that I want to share with you.
00:33:02
Okay.
00:33:03
Have you ever heard of Point Nemo?
00:33:06
Sounds familiar.
00:33:07
It's not to be confused with...
00:33:10
Finding Nemo.
00:33:11
Yeah.
00:33:12
Which is also not to be confused with Finding Dory.
00:33:14
It's so true.
00:33:15
Point Nemo.
00:33:19
Point Nemo, my friend, is the farthest place from land on Earth.
00:33:27
It is located in the South Pacific Ocean.
00:33:31
It's the most remote place on the planet.
00:33:36
The place furthest from land.
00:33:39
It is located in the South Pacific Ocean.
00:33:42
And lies 2700 kilometers or AK 1700 miles from the nearest land.
00:33:50
It is called Point Nemo because Nemo in Latin means...
00:33:56
To tell what...
00:33:58
Well, fucking terrifying.
00:34:00
No one.
00:34:02
Nemo, really?
00:34:03
Yeah.
00:34:04
Finding no one?
00:34:06
This is the oceanic pole of inaccessibility.
00:34:10
Point Nemo is also referred to as the oceanic pole of inaccessibility.
00:34:13
That means that it is the place on the ocean that is furthest away from any land.
00:34:21
A pole of inaccessibility refers to a place on Earth that is the most inaccessible to reach, according to set criteria.
00:34:30
On land, it often refers to the point that is farthest from the coastline, aka, like a mountain.
00:34:38
So, the northern pole of inaccessibility is located in the Arctic Ocean, in the pack ice.
00:34:46
And then the southern pole of inaccessibility, commonly refers to a location in a former Soviet Union research station in Antarctica.
00:34:55
About 548 miles from the terrestrial south pole.
00:35:00
Now, when you are at Point Nemo, you are closer to the astronauts in suborbital,
00:35:11
suborbid, around the Earth.
00:35:14
Then you are to the nearest human being on your own land.
00:35:18
That's fucking rough.
00:35:20
Now, I want to take you in a journey in your mind.
00:35:25
You have, you know, you are just fucking, what do you do out in the world?
00:35:35
Like when you go to a event recently or something like that.
00:35:40
Yeah, go to a concert show.
00:35:44
So, you are going to a show.
00:35:46
And you're like, "Nah, nah, nah, you should show."
00:35:49
And then you go outside to get into your car.
00:35:54
And you fucking get somebody puts the fucking thing over your mouth and chloroforms you out.
00:36:00
Like chloroforms you out.
00:36:02
Oh my god.
00:36:03
So then you wake up in a little dinghy, like a little blow-up raft.
00:36:14
And you've been left at Point Nemo.
00:36:19
What?
00:36:20
Do you furthest from any land and any hope?
00:36:28
Now, that means your furthest from any boat could be boats within a thousand miles.
00:36:33
But you, in a little raft, in the middle of the ocean, 1700 miles from the nearest place on earth,
00:36:46
where you can step off your little boat and be like, "Man, and..."
00:36:53
Less than 1700 miles from a dude in a fucking spaceship is looking down at you going sucks to be you.
00:37:00
Fuck.
00:37:01
What do you do?
00:37:02
Do you think you live?
00:37:03
You strive to live?
00:37:04
Or do you just like fucking roll off the raft?
00:37:07
I hate to be a downer, but I would probably just throw myself to the animals of the ocean.
00:37:17
Bro, like you wouldn't even know in which direction to path?
00:37:20
No, I give up.
00:37:23
I think I would give up.
00:37:25
I gotta say, I think I would have to ultimately just call it quits.
00:37:33
You're like, "Who did this?"
00:37:36
I mean, honestly, I probably spent the first day, because human instinct to stay alive and shit like that.
00:37:45
I'd probably spend the first day trying to put together what the fuck happened, who did this while I'm here.
00:37:52
There'd probably be a few days prior to me calling it quits, but...
00:37:56
But eventually...
00:37:58
What you're gonna do?
00:38:00
I mean, not the end of the day.
00:38:02
You can't even leave you a war.
00:38:04
So if you're paddling...
00:38:05
Oh, fucking great.
00:38:07
It's your hands in the ocean.
00:38:09
Is there a trail?
00:38:10
Wait, there's no...
00:38:11
Wait.
00:38:12
There's no land.
00:38:13
Oh, there's no land.
00:38:15
Let me see.
00:38:16
There's not even a small island.
00:38:17
Let's see.
00:38:18
Oh, my God.
00:38:19
There's so many facts.
00:38:20
I'm gonna feed you with that point, Nemo.
00:38:21
I was just gonna keep picturing a small island, but that's not even part of it.
00:38:25
Who discovered Point Nemo?
00:38:26
The location of Point Nemo was first calculated in 1992 by Croatian Canadian survey engineer, Hervé Lucatari.
00:38:35
Based on the data from the digital charge of the world.
00:38:40
Compile by the US Defense Mapping Agency.
00:38:42
This is now the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency.
00:38:47
Point Nemo, a lifeless spot.
00:38:50
It is clear that there is no human life anywhere near Point Nemo.
00:38:55
There doesn't seem to be much sea life either.
00:39:00
Point Nemo's location falls at the center of the southern Pacific Gire.
00:39:07
Which Gire is in the widening Gire.
00:39:10
A rotating ocean current that keeps nutrient-rich waters away from the area.
00:39:19
The huge distance from Point Nemo to land also implies that nutrient runoff from coastal waters does not reach the area easily.
00:39:27
Marine creatures would otherwise settle near Point Nemo simply have no food to thrive there.
00:39:34
You are alone, bro.
00:39:36
Oh, my God.
00:39:37
You can't even give yourself the vision.
00:39:38
I can't even fucking feed myself to the...
00:39:40
No.
00:39:41
You can feed yourself to the sea.
00:39:43
Go to sleep, roll over.
00:39:46
God, there is no hopeful option in this scenario.
00:39:51
You know what?
00:39:52
There is hope.
00:39:53
Ready?
00:39:54
Researchers have only found bacteria and small crabs living in the volcanic vents of the sea floor around Point Nemo.
00:40:02
So, if you roll off, if you're hungry, you roll off and swim the depths to the bottom of the sea floor where the volcanic vents are.
00:40:11
You might be able to get one of those crabs.
00:40:14
So, I just have to survive to the depths.
00:40:18
And...
00:40:19
Well, you might not, because there's pollution.
00:40:21
In 2018, up to 2,600 microplastic particles per cubic meter were found in seawater samples collected near Point Nemo by passing vessels.
00:40:32
How fucking sad is that?
00:40:33
So, fucking depressing.
00:40:35
Well, I'll take you away from depression right into fucking terror.
00:40:38
Ready?
00:40:39
Oh, my God.
00:40:40
Point Nemo's location is coincidentally close to that of "ri-lay."
00:40:49
You know, that is...
00:40:51
H.P.
00:40:52
Lovecraft's fictional sunken city with the entity Cthulhu is interred.
00:40:58
My man, Cthulhu!
00:41:00
Cthulhu's from their Lovecraft, Lovecraft placed the city at a longitude and latitude in the South Pacific Ocean very close to what became Point Nemo.
00:41:09
Dude, nobody's...
00:41:11
There's no sea life hanging out because it's fucking Cthulhu's playground.
00:41:16
Cthulhu's sleep.
00:41:17
Oh, my God.
00:41:18
In 1997, researchers from America's National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA detected an ultra-low frequency sound near Point Nemo that they could not explain.
00:41:35
They called it "the bloop."
00:41:39
I feel like I remember the bloop.
00:41:41
We talked about the bloop.
00:41:43
Oh, my God.
00:41:44
H.P.
00:41:44
Lovecraft fans quickly associated the sound with Cthulhu.
00:41:48
Even though there is not much biological activity near Point Nemo, some scientists hypothesized that it was actually the call of an unidentified marine animal.
00:41:59
A.K.A.
00:42:01
Cthulhu.
00:42:02
Cthulhu.
00:42:03
The Leviathan.
00:42:05
That's so fucking cold.
00:42:07
In 2005, the sound was finally found to be produced by...
00:42:15
The six-headed beast that is known as Leviathan, one of the seven princes of hell.
00:42:20
A non-tectonic icequake from glacial movements in Antarctica.
00:42:26
Okay.
00:42:27
Yeah, it was so random.
00:42:29
Science ruins all the things.
00:42:32
No, it was Cthulhu.
00:42:33
Fucking hell.
00:42:34
They're just covering their ass.
00:42:36
Point Nemo as a spacecraft cemetery.
00:42:38
By the way, all this information comes from a website called interestingengineering.com.
00:42:43
Wait, a spacecraft cemetery?
00:42:45
Space agencies have found that an extremely isolated location like Point Nemo is a safe, scuttling site for satellites.
00:42:54
And spacecraft that are de-orbited to the Earth, de-orbited means like, bring it down.
00:43:00
Or fancy fucking name for Crash.
00:43:03
At the end of their useful lives.
00:43:05
Using controlled landings, space agencies can deliberately splash down decommissioned spacecraft in this remote area without affecting people or maritime traffic in the process.
00:43:17
So they could bring it down without fucking like, oh my god, it killed a boat.
00:43:21
Because nobody...
00:43:22
Except a couple of crabs that were like...
00:43:25
Yeah, for fucking real.
00:43:28
The crabs are like, what the fuck?
00:43:31
Nothing ever happens down here.
00:43:34
Many smaller, retired spacecraft disintegrate and burn up as they re-enter the Earth's atmosphere.
00:43:43
But if they were too large to burn by themselves, then they are intentionally crashed at Point Nemo.
00:43:49
Man, an area that is beyond the legal jurisdiction of any country.
00:43:53
Bro, that's when they talk about like, you're a fucking sea man.
00:43:57
You're at maritime fucking like, laws or whatever.
00:44:00
Or when you're at deep at sea, there are no laws.
00:44:03
Because you don't belong to any fucking country.
00:44:06
If you're a Point Nemo, you are in a lawless world.
00:44:10
Somebody could show up, kill you, get away with it.
00:44:13
Because they're in the laws there.
00:44:15
But if they showed up, I'm sure you'd be happy to see somebody like, oh my god.
00:44:17
I have to hide the police.
00:44:19
Kill them, eat them.
00:44:20
That's the first thing.
00:44:22
If that didn't occur to you, you're doing it.
00:44:25
I'm gone at this point.
00:44:26
I'm living with Kazulu at this point.
00:44:28
It's my life.
00:44:29
For Puff.
00:44:30
Puff is waiting for you somewhere.
00:44:32
For real?
00:44:33
Yeah.
00:44:34
Fucking Austin is just like, where'd she go?
00:44:36
Arley?
00:44:37
You lastly, sorry.
00:44:38
He went to the bathroom at the fucking club gig.
00:44:40
You know, I'm at Point Nemo.
00:44:43
Oh my god.
00:44:44
Yes, stay alive for Puff, bro.
00:44:46
How'd they give you that?
00:44:47
Also, like, fucking, like, you know, your phone's on.
00:44:50
And you don't have any signal.
00:44:52
But there was a message that came through before you got fucking, you know, taken or whatever.
00:45:00
Like, you felt that buzz in your pocket, but you never checked it until fucking, you know, was 24 hours later when you woke up in the middle of nowhere at Point Nemo.
00:45:08
And you check the message and it's Quentin Tarantino.
00:45:11
He's like, "Hey man, I want you to play the lead in any movie."
00:45:16
I'm fucking swimming my way up.
00:45:18
Yes, bitch.
00:45:19
You'll find a way to live.
00:45:20
I'm fucking coming.
00:45:21
Wait for me.
00:45:22
You.
00:45:23
Don't worry.
00:45:24
I'm not my way.
00:45:25
Oh, fucking.
00:45:26
Cthulhu could rise.
00:45:27
Just fucking eat up.
00:45:28
I'll be like, wait.
00:45:29
Don't.
00:45:30
Not today.
00:45:31
My time has come.
00:45:32
Wait.
00:45:33
You have a fucking momily to that motherfucker.
00:45:34
Right hook.
00:45:35
Right hook.
00:45:36
Right in the nose.
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I talked with Cthulhu.
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And I was like, "Listen, I'll come right back after you."
00:45:43
I'm like, "I am chaos.
00:45:44
I am fucking death.
00:45:45
I am."
00:45:46
And you're like, "Well, I am believed in Quentin Tarantino movie."
00:45:49
And he's like, "Then I am your ride.
00:45:50
Get on my back.
00:45:51
We."
00:45:52
I've always wanted to meet Quentin Tarantino.
00:45:53
Wow.
00:45:54
Wow.
00:45:55
And he's feeling about Kevin Smith.
00:45:56
Hey, that fucking guy.
00:45:57
Why?
00:45:58
No reason.
00:45:59
Keep going.
00:46:00
No, Cthulhu love you.
00:46:01
I'm going to get on my back.
00:46:03
I'm going to get on my back.
00:46:04
I'm going to get on my back.
00:46:05
I'm going to get on my back.
00:46:06
No, Cthulhu loves you.
00:46:08
We speak so highly about him.
00:46:10
Cthulhu's like, "I have been sleeping for thousands of years.
00:46:14
And all he did was make pranks."
00:46:17
We don't want to look at the picture.
00:46:20
That is some interesting fucking shit, dude.
00:46:24
That's fucking.
00:46:25
Point Nemo is now my new nightmare.
00:46:28
Dude.
00:46:29
See.
00:46:30
The exact location of Point Nemo is calculated at this Longitude Latitude.
00:46:36
It's 1700 miles from the nearest islands in the South Pacific Ocean.
00:46:40
Ducey Island, an uninhabited a toll that is part of the Pit Keren Islands to the North.
00:46:49
Moe to Nui, the largest of the three islands near Easter Island to the Northeast.
00:46:56
And Mayor Island off the coast of Antarctica's unclaimed territory of Marie-Birdland to the South.
00:47:04
All of these islands are uninhabited.
00:47:07
To find civilization, you'd have to go to Easter Island.
00:47:10
Rapid Nui, one of the most remote, inhabited islands in the world.
00:47:15
About 2,200 miles to the east of Chile.
00:47:18
Or to New Zealand, about 2,500 miles away.
00:47:22
And because there are no airports at Point Nemo, this trip can only be made by boat.
00:47:27
So if you woke up, you'd be like, who the fuck went through the trouble of hitting my ass here?
00:47:32
They really fucking hated me.
00:47:35
Well, bro, think about how Black Mirror that would be.
00:47:37
Because if you woke up and you can't get there by plane, somebody took you there by boat.
00:47:42
You look all around you.
00:47:43
There is no boat to be seen.
00:47:45
And you are at a point where it's flat forever.
00:47:50
So you would be able to see a boat.
00:47:53
So it's seeing no boat would make you even more fucking terrified.
00:47:58
In any direction you look, it's not like even the distance I see the boat.
00:48:01
It's nothing.
00:48:02
Oh my god, that would drive me mad.
00:48:04
Madness.
00:48:05
That's what I'm saying.
00:48:07
I'm probably caught with it in less.
00:48:09
And you know what?
00:48:10
It ain't going to be 24 hours later.
00:48:11
Because there are, because there are no airports at Point Nemo, this trip can only be made by boat.
00:48:15
And it could take more than two weeks to complete.
00:48:19
It takes two weeks to get to this fucking hellhole.
00:48:22
This is hell mouth right here.
00:48:24
Oh my god.
00:48:25
This is the entrance to fucking.
00:48:26
That is the entrance to fucking hell.
00:48:29
Oh my god.
00:48:30
Yeah.
00:48:31
Wait, but just for one sad moment that that's so sad that there's plastic all the way out there.
00:48:37
It takes two fucking weeks to get there.
00:48:39
Bro, that's our only hope at killing Cthulhu.
00:48:41
It's all the microplastics.
00:48:43
It's like Cthulhu is right.
00:48:44
Why does this taste like Sprite?
00:48:50
Cthulhu is falling.
00:48:51
Look at him.
00:48:52
Hooray for plastics.
00:48:53
Yeah, fuck him.
00:48:54
Dude.
00:48:55
He can choke on an old coke bottle as far as I'm concerned.
00:48:57
Are you fucking serious?
00:48:58
Yeah, bro.
00:48:59
I ain't fucking with that.
00:49:00
Why?
00:49:01
Look at him.
00:49:02
He's evil.
00:49:03
What are you nuts?
00:49:04
Ain't nothing good about that.
00:49:05
I swallow your soul.
00:49:07
You think he's going to be a cuddle buddy and shit?
00:49:09
I ain't fucking birdie or lucky my friend.
00:49:11
I ain't no cinnamon.
00:49:13
He's got fucking wigs.
00:49:15
Yeah.
00:49:16
He is darkness personified.
00:49:18
In the meantime, the nearest...
00:49:20
Like I got real like, "Hey man."
00:49:22
No.
00:49:23
Yeah, fucking.
00:49:24
There's a time and place for fooling around.
00:49:27
But we don't talk with Cthulhu.
00:49:29
He's not cuddly.
00:49:31
In the meantime, the nearest humans to Point Nemo are often the astronauts aboard the International Space Station.
00:49:38
Who, when they pass directly over Point Nemo, just about 258 miles away, much closer than any other human on Earth at that point.
00:49:51
That's true.
00:49:52
So you're 1700 miles from land, but 260 miles from an astronaut.
00:49:59
This is what nightmares are made of.
00:50:01
Bro, you are not fucking kidding me.
00:50:04
Oh my God.
00:50:05
Point Nemo, I call the hell hunter.
00:50:10
I think that is very valid.
00:50:13
That's fucking terrifying.
00:50:16
Oh my God.
00:50:17
From there, kids, move on to passion.
00:50:21
Or ration.
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To be honest, yeah.
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To be honest, yeah.
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To be honest, yeah.
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To be honest, yeah.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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Dunkin' Donuts was a feature of my life growing up.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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It was never here.
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I'm new to it.
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I'm new to it.
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And what do they call them to Tim Horton's?
00:54:46
Oh.
00:54:48
What do they call them?
00:54:50
Oh my God.
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Timbits.
00:54:52
So they had them first and they were called munchkins.
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Duncan known it munchkins.
00:54:59
And they came in a special little box that had like a munchkin face on it and stuff like a little face but not a munchkin like that's a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.
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But technically that's what a word came from.
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The Wizard of Oz didn't exist prior to that like Elf rank bomb invented the word munchkin and so I wonder what now Duncan got away with that and do they still call them munchkins?
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I don't know what they do but maybe they do.
00:55:22
I'm not sure.
00:55:24
I really only get to have it when I go to the East Coast.
00:55:27
Seriously?
00:55:28
Yeah.
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When I'm in Virginia visiting Puffs family.
00:55:30
Oh, that's when you go hard.
00:55:31
Drive through Duncan's.
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I'm like, "Let's fuck it up."
00:55:34
Do I believe they need more vegan options?
00:55:38
Yes, I would love it.
00:55:39
They had a vegan donut, but without being this ain't like act of this talk.
00:55:43
It's just like you're making a donut and fried dough just fucking leave the egg out of it.
00:55:47
But the hash browns are vegan, those little hash browns, the little hash browns, avocado toast is vegan.
00:55:53
You can get a munchkin with some again coconut milk.
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Well, you were born in New Jersey, little Jersey girl and if you fuck, if you had my way, you would have been grown up on Duncan,
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but that would have been bad too because you might have been like, "Come on, we're not a munchkin."
00:56:12
Oh, no.
00:56:13
There was a place I used to eat way too much, Duncan, and I weighed at my biggest 330 pounds.
00:56:22
Really?
00:56:23
Yeah.
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Donuts helped.
00:56:25
Wow.
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A lot.
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All those fucking munchkins as you, but we didn't get them all the time.
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It wasn't like, that was a steady staple of our diet.
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It was a fucking treat.
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That's how huge Duncan was.
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We got one in Atlanta, Collins.
00:56:40
I know.
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I'm young to it.
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Not far from smart guzzles and amos, but the movie has come to play.
00:56:46
All right, you give me one, man.
00:56:48
I'm smart.
00:56:49
I'm smart by your Starbucks.
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I'm not.
00:56:51
Well, what about you?
00:56:52
I never fuck with Starbucks.
00:56:53
Fuck coffee.
00:56:54
All right.
00:56:55
And also like, I'm not against them or anything like that, but like, they don't have anything I want.
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They ain't got nothing for me.
00:57:01
I feel that.
00:57:02
And not in a shitty way where I'm like, fuck them.
00:57:04
Not every stores for me, then, you know, I'm fucking, look, I'm a vegan.
00:57:07
I don't even go to vegetable stores.
00:57:09
So I'm a, I'm a faulty consumer.
00:57:12
The vegetable store, whatever that may be.
00:57:17
There's one right.
00:57:20
That's weird.
00:57:21
He will get their vegetables.
00:57:22
All right.
00:57:23
Or they are going to the vegetable store.
00:57:24
What the fuck?
00:57:25
Are you having a stroke?
00:57:27
Why?
00:57:28
The fuck's a vegetable store?
00:57:30
There isn't something.
00:57:31
What do you mean?
00:57:32
Oh, my God.
00:57:33
They cover my season.
00:57:35
Your vegetables.
00:57:36
My sociopathic secret is out.
00:57:38
I must blend with the humans.
00:57:40
Okay.
00:57:41
My bad.
00:57:42
We're going to the fruit.
00:57:43
Stan.
00:57:44
You can't find a fruit stand.
00:57:45
I know.
00:57:46
That's how I covered up.
00:57:47
Yeah.
00:57:48
There you go.
00:57:49
All right.
00:57:50
All right.
00:57:51
Passion or ration.
00:57:52
Yeah.
00:57:53
Vanity plates.
00:57:54
Ooh.
00:57:55
Wow.
00:57:56
What is my stance?
00:57:57
Yeah.
00:57:58
I'm going to say passion.
00:58:03
You do.
00:58:04
Yeah.
00:58:05
If you make you happy.
00:58:06
But I'll always, whenever I thought about it, like, oh my God, Chris Davis had plates that said a skew.
00:58:16
Oh.
00:58:17
Yeah.
00:58:18
And he just gave me one because he got rid of his car or whatever.
00:58:21
Really?
00:58:22
Yeah.
00:58:23
And so I always thought, like, oh, I could do, like, sound about or whatever.
00:58:25
You don't need to identify your car.
00:58:26
I'm sorry.
00:58:27
But also the way I drive.
00:58:28
It's like, you want to make it any easier on a job?
00:58:30
Who's like, oh, hello, Silent Bob one.
00:58:34
Oh, my, do a 95 and a 45, where are we?
00:58:45
Looks like Silent Bob's in number two.
00:58:48
Lising registration, please.
00:58:49
I was just on my way to Dunkin' Donuts.
00:58:52
Oh, my God.
00:58:53
I feel like there's too many letters anyways.
00:59:00
No.
00:59:01
No, it would be like, SLNTB0B.
00:59:05
True.
00:59:06
It's, it's completely, I thought about it.
00:59:11
But that's how you get caught, man.
00:59:13
You want to have like a, like, a license plate that's tough for people to be like, for and white.
00:59:18
Oh, fuck.
00:59:19
I couldn't get it.
00:59:20
But if it's Silent Bob one, they're like, I know exactly.
00:59:21
You could just, like, drive better.
00:59:22
I was going to say.
00:59:23
Yeah, I guess I could tuck in obey the rules of the road, but I don't know.
00:59:27
You could just, like, be safe.
00:59:28
It's tough to get anywhere, man.
00:59:30
Come on.
00:59:31
Come on.
00:59:32
Okay.
00:59:33
So, yes, passion for, for, but not for me, passion for others, but I love the idea and I've often thought about it, but it's like,
00:59:44
it would be foolhardy for me to get, you know, a van be played.
00:59:47
But why, why do you bring it up?
00:59:48
Did you see one in a while?
00:59:49
You're like, I can't hear you.
00:59:50
I can't see 'em all the time, man.
00:59:53
What do you passion or ration?
00:59:55
They annoy me a little bit.
00:59:57
Really?
00:59:58
Well, well, well, well.
00:59:59
When it's like a Mrs.
01:00:00
Baby, you know, you have heard from Frauline first bird.
01:00:05
You know what I hate?
01:00:06
I hate.
01:00:07
I hate.
01:00:08
Very much.
01:00:09
Or when it's like, I heard, LA.
01:00:10
What?
01:00:11
Let me tell you something.
01:00:12
What?
01:00:13
Let me tell you something.
01:00:14
There's somebody upstairs who would probably love to give that license plate and ship.
01:00:21
I mean, I agree, express yourself.
01:00:24
Acting for me.
01:00:26
It just seems like, oh, that could be your license plate.
01:00:29
Oh, yeah.
01:00:31
I'm more of like a decorate your ship with stickers.
01:00:34
G-V-E-M-E-M-1-N-A-M.
01:00:44
Give me back my name.
01:00:46
Okay, that passed you.
01:00:51
You're like, oh my god, I'm gonna be Harley Quinn Smith.
01:00:54
She played John Proctor in that production of The Christmas at high school.
01:00:57
Famously.
01:00:58
Give me back my name, woman.
01:01:00
She couldn't put a woman on the plate.
01:01:01
She probably has a second car.
01:01:02
And that plate says woman, and she parks them next to each other.
01:01:07
That would be pretty fire.
01:01:08
Oh, to be the overly wealthy rich kid of Simon Bob, with money to blaze and burn.
01:01:16
I knew, as we said last time, I'm selling my clothes up.
01:01:26
No, I mean, I love stickers, like stickers on the car.
01:01:30
I like stickers, is that like a license plate?
01:01:36
They're cars with stickers, but Vanny, please just, I don't know, something about them.
01:01:43
It's probably something you see way more of here at this town than you would think.
01:01:47
I see them every day all day, and it's always like, really fucking annoying ass Los Angeles type beat type of things, and I'm always like, oh,
01:01:57
I'm going.
01:01:59
And again, unless you're driving the fucking speed limit, I don't know why you'd ever do that.
01:02:04
It's making myself an easy target.
01:02:06
Come on, man, be a, be a, be a, be a, be a robot, like a fucking kindergarten or something like.
01:02:12
Be a role model.
01:02:13
Come on.
01:02:14
Not when it comes to driving.
01:02:15
Oh, my God.
01:02:16
Look elsewhere.
01:02:17
Oh, God.
01:02:18
Um, passion or ration.
01:02:20
Working out.
01:02:21
Passion.
01:02:22
Fuck.
01:02:23
Seriously?
01:02:24
I love working out.
01:02:25
Now, when you say that, do you mean you love working out because you love working out?
01:02:29
Like the results or like, I like the burn and the way the results don't even really come through.
01:02:34
What's my hormone disorder?
01:02:35
And what the fuck do you like about it?
01:02:38
It, it really just, well, one, I would be fucking even crazier than I am if I wasn't working out.
01:02:47
It regulates my, my, uh, mental disorder, what's that?
01:02:51
Is that hell?
01:02:52
Oh, my God.
01:02:53
Yeah.
01:02:54
It uses my anxiety.
01:02:55
It uses my depression, everything, it makes me less, it makes me feel less crazy.
01:03:01
It doesn't do that for me.
01:03:02
It just makes me like, no, I hate this, you know, the only thing I like about the walk with the dogs is how it makes the dogs happy.
01:03:09
I'm like, look at him.
01:03:10
You don't do Ronan for yourself.
01:03:12
I do run you in for my health, but I don't enjoy it.
01:03:15
Really?
01:03:16
Yeah, I don't.
01:03:17
You enjoy it.
01:03:18
No, no way.
01:03:19
Given my druthers, if it's like, you can do Ronan, or never do Ronan, your body will be the exact same and you won't gain weight and blah, blah, blah.
01:03:27
I would not, I would choose not to do Ronan except for the dogs.
01:03:31
I fucking hate hiking.
01:03:33
I hate.
01:03:34
That's easy.
01:03:35
Easiest of all the work.
01:03:36
Walking, hiking and running are all out of the cushion for me.
01:03:40
I don't like you.
01:03:41
You would rather go to a place and be like, yes, yes.
01:03:46
I was doing it wrong.
01:03:49
Exactly.
01:03:50
Yeah.
01:03:51
I would rather walk.
01:03:52
I do know muscle work whatsoever.
01:03:53
So if anybody comes up to me and bar and like, hey, pussy, they punch me, I'll be like, that really hurt.
01:03:59
I'll punch him for you.
01:04:00
Well, you've got some muscles and shit.
01:04:02
I feel like I-- You got some strength?
01:04:04
I always, I say-- I ain't, I ain't challenge.
01:04:07
Yeah.
01:04:08
I was arm wrestling.
01:04:09
I'm just saying, do you feel strong?
01:04:10
I feel that if I was ever in danger and I could get somebody on the ground, I could knock him out with my legs.
01:04:18
I think I could, like, suffocate.
01:04:22
What the fuck?
01:04:23
I'm trying to get my head around the snow.
01:04:25
We're like, just kicking in the ground.
01:04:29
My arms aren't that strong.
01:04:31
My arms aren't that strong, but my legs are super fucking strong.
01:04:35
What I'm going to fucking figure forces are locking, shit like that.
01:04:38
Yeah, I'm like, I'll kick him to the ground.
01:04:40
Yeah.
01:04:41
And then fucking put his head between your legs and figure for him and shit, we're like, a piece of shit.
01:04:45
Yeah, yeah.
01:04:46
Yeah.
01:04:47
That's how I-- Oh, I feel that's my plan.
01:04:50
I remember, if anybody tries to drug me to take me to fucking point Nemo, that's-- That's you ready for that?
01:04:58
That's my plan.
01:04:59
If I get attacked, my plan is like, don't hit me, I'll suck your dick.
01:05:02
That's my plan.
01:05:03
Oh, that don't work.
01:05:05
That don't work.
01:05:06
That don't work.
01:05:07
Nothing's going to work.
01:05:08
Breach strength ain't going to work.
01:05:09
Come on.
01:05:10
You should wear rings like this, isn't it?
01:05:13
I know, look at that shit, man.
01:05:14
Constantly, I could be wearing these fucking brass knuckles.
01:05:16
People, like, you seem ready to fucking start shit.
01:05:19
Why?
01:05:20
In 30 years, have you ever had a fight in your career?
01:05:23
Yeah, a lot with people online.
01:05:24
Oh, that's true.
01:05:25
All right.
01:05:27
So, working out.
01:05:29
I love working out.
01:05:31
Not walking, running, or hiking though.
01:05:34
Ration, bro.
01:05:35
I mean, working out.
01:05:36
Yeah, that's true.
01:05:37
I don't even work out.
01:05:38
Just like-- but even that, I consider working out.
01:05:40
Ration for me.
01:05:41
I don't even like standing, but I like-- [LAUGHTER]
01:05:44
You know the worst exercise ever?
01:05:46
I can stand up.
01:05:47
I'm always trying to fucking take a seat.
01:05:49
I was down.
01:05:50
And then they wanted me to get up all the same.
01:05:52
What the fuck?
01:05:52
What's up there?
01:05:53
I'm down here.
01:05:54
Now I'm here.
01:05:55
I don't really don't like staying.
01:05:57
All right, what do you got?
01:05:58
OK, a passionate ration playing video games.
01:06:02
When I was a kid, passion, but, like, as an adult ration, because if I do that, I ain't good at anything done.
01:06:09
You get lost in that world, that's fun.
01:06:12
I know.
01:06:13
Remember when we played when you were good?
01:06:15
I was like Lego games.
01:06:17
That was so fun.
01:06:18
It was good times.
01:06:20
But yeah.
01:06:21
We'd be in that little room.
01:06:23
That's a great next story.
01:06:24
Bro, if you ever want to bring over a fucking video game system and play a game, we've got the SDB upstairs.
01:06:29
I'm happy to do it.
01:06:30
I recently fell down.
01:06:32
Really?
01:06:33
Is this how you're doing?
01:06:34
Not really.
01:06:35
Deep hole.
01:06:37
There is this game called Five Nights at Reddies.
01:06:40
Yeah.
01:06:41
Chey, what's that about?
01:06:43
It's not a member of the main stream.
01:06:46
I just played it for the first time.
01:06:47
Toys and every fucking-- What's that place called?
01:06:51
They still exist?
01:06:51
Yeah, they still exist.
01:06:52
Jackie Cheese.
01:06:53
No, fucking, you know, we're by, like, my chemical rematch shirts.
01:06:56
Hot topic?
01:06:57
Yeah.
01:06:58
They're still around.
01:06:59
Spencer's, maybe, is-- No, we fucking just saw Spencer's.
01:07:02
Remember, and you were like, this is like the other version of Hot Top It.
01:07:05
Oh my god.
01:07:06
Or we went to Build the Bear.
01:07:07
I guess I'm just thinking of the mall where I used to see both of them in Eatin' Town, New Jersey.
01:07:12
Hot Top It is still at Hollywood and Highland.
01:07:14
Did they still have that store there?
01:07:16
They gave me-- I'll never forget, man, the fucking.
01:07:18
They gave me an icon award the one-year Jane Saubot.
01:07:21
They gave me a fucking card that I could go into any hot topic.
01:07:24
And it was like 50% off and shit.
01:07:27
I never used it.
01:07:28
You know where that is?
01:07:30
It's not good anymore, so for one year.
01:07:32
You're only an icon for a year, and then they move the fuck out.
01:07:35
Yeah, like, all right.
01:07:35
Anyways, next time.
01:07:36
Next.
01:07:38
All right, so did you go or me go?
01:07:41
No, it's-- now it's you.
01:07:44
What did you go?
01:07:45
Video games.
01:07:46
Oh, but mine-- right now.
01:07:47
I never-- I never really-- I didn't even say.
01:07:50
Oh, yeah.
01:07:51
Well, you said it used to be passion, now ration.
01:07:54
For me, it would have to be rationed because if I fall down that hole, I won't get anything done.
01:07:58
That's-- they're fun and fucking then, like, trying to get to the next level.
01:08:02
You know who'd be terrible, fucking.
01:08:04
Chwabok.
01:08:05
Because she's so good.
01:08:06
I remember when we played Chwabok.
01:08:07
Yes.
01:08:08
And she just wanted to be that one character.
01:08:11
Yoshi.
01:08:12
No.
01:08:13
Ludwig.
01:08:14
Ludwig wants his name.
01:08:17
I'm like, weird fucking relative of Bowser.
01:08:21
Yes.
01:08:22
Chose the bad guy.
01:08:25
Yeah, she would fall down that hole and get lost.
01:08:28
I get lost with her.
01:08:29
But I'm not against him.
01:08:30
It was just for me, that would be a time.
01:08:33
I was creating.
01:08:34
I'd rather create.
01:08:35
I mean, yeah, for sure.
01:08:37
But-- But that being said, home-- Yeah.
01:08:41
Creating at the moment, then perhaps I like to play a little Mario Kart, a little five nights and produce.
01:08:45
I got so-- Did you see the movie?
01:08:47
Yeah.
01:08:48
No comment.
01:08:49
No comment.
01:08:50
No comment.
01:08:51
Oh.
01:08:52
But I got so fucking old.
01:08:54
Did you see the movie before you start playing the game?
01:08:56
Yeah.
01:08:57
So it wasn't the movie that introduced you to the concept.
01:09:00
Yeah.
01:09:01
And then somebody was like, you got to play the game.
01:09:03
And then I was at somebody's place recently, and they were playing it.
01:09:06
And I was like, this looks really fun.
01:09:09
And then-- I was like, we get them for the last time.
01:09:11
I know.
01:09:12
I was like, well, you're at it.
01:09:13
You're at it.
01:09:14
You're at it.
01:09:15
Yeah.
01:09:16
And then-- I'm like, we get them for the last time.
01:09:18
I know.
01:09:19
I was like, well, you're at it.
01:09:20
You're at it.
01:09:21
You're at it.
01:09:22
You're at it.
01:09:23
And then-- I was like, well, you're at it.
01:09:24
You're at it.
01:09:25
You're at it.
01:09:26
You're at it.
01:09:27
You're at it.
01:09:28
You're at it.
01:09:29
You're at it.
01:09:30
You're at it.
01:09:31
You're at it.
01:09:32
You're at it.
01:09:33
And then-- I'm like, we get them for the last time.
01:09:35
I know.
01:09:36
Also, that's the age level is a boss.
01:09:39
Well, it's midnight to 6 a.m.
01:09:41
And you have to survive till 6 a.m.
01:09:44
And I got-- I got past the first three nights.
01:09:47
And then for like a month, I could not get past night before.
01:09:50
And then I started having dreams of that I was beating it.
01:09:53
And then I wake up.
01:09:54
And then I'd be like, I can't believe it.
01:09:57
It's just the dream.
01:09:59
The other day, I beat it.
01:10:03
The whole game.
01:10:04
I beat the whole last game.
01:10:05
You're gonna do for the rest of your life.
01:10:07
Well, also spoiler alert.
01:10:09
There's a night six.
01:10:10
Oh, is that right?
01:10:13
The nights continue on.
01:10:15
They got you, man.
01:10:16
You're nuts.
01:10:17
It's so funny.
01:10:18
Because yesterday, I was just saying to Jennifer.
01:10:22
It's like, you know what?
01:10:23
Man, I'm really fucking thankful every day that the kid didn't fall into like a drug poll.
01:10:30
Because I saw the piece about MacArthur Park.
01:10:33
And like there was like, they weren't showing like, you know, look at all these, almost people.
01:10:38
They were showing fuckers that look like you.
01:10:42
Like your age dressed, not like living on the street, like carrying their fucking purse, but like sitting on a bench folded over in half.
01:10:51
That's so sad.
01:10:52
Because they're fucked up on fentanyl and show like that.
01:10:55
And when I watched it, I was like, first off, I realized like, oh my god, I can't watch too much of this because this is what happens to like old people.
01:11:02
I watch like scary news stories.
01:11:03
And like the world needs to be saved.
01:11:05
And that's the news is the news for a reason.
01:11:08
Like they show you the worst parts.
01:11:11
It's true.
01:11:12
Like life is not the worst part.
01:11:14
Life is good things and bad things and stuff.
01:11:17
Yeah.
01:11:18
But good things don't, you know, aren't interesting to people.
01:11:21
But fucking like they're like, look at the fucking problem in MacArthur Park with drug.
01:11:25
And even hooked me.
01:11:26
So I tried to stand away, stay away from news like that and stuff.
01:11:29
But when I saw, like I was talking to Jennifer later on, and I was like, man, like, I just, I saw this news report.
01:11:37
And like the people in the park are like Harley's age.
01:11:40
And like, look, like Harley in terms of like they're not dressed like in rags.
01:11:45
Like they're dressed in shit to go to a club.
01:11:47
But they fucking stop by MacArthur Park to get fucked up on fentanyl.
01:11:50
And they're just like human zombies in shit.
01:11:53
And I'm always like so appreciative that you never fell into like a drug hole or something.
01:11:58
Or it's just like, this is Harley's free hat or something like that.
01:12:02
Thank you for that, man.
01:12:03
That fucking.
01:12:05
Yeah.
01:12:06
I mean, good for you.
01:12:07
Yes, of course.
01:12:08
But it's not even like it's so sad.
01:12:10
It's so sad.
01:12:11
Yeah, like what can you do in a situation like that?
01:12:14
Yeah.
01:12:15
No, it's so fucking sad.
01:12:18
I have definitely friends of friends who have passed from fentanyl on like the past year.
01:12:24
Are you serious?
01:12:25
Yeah.
01:12:26
You know, I've never even smoked a cigarette.
01:12:30
Not once.
01:12:31
I smoke a lot of weed.
01:12:32
Let's be clear about that.
01:12:33
Yeah.
01:12:34
But I've never smoked a cigarette.
01:12:35
Don't smoke cigarettes.
01:12:36
It's fucking dumb.
01:12:37
I feel like people who have parents that smoke the kids are like.
01:12:47
No, thanks.
01:12:48
Yeah.
01:12:49
I can.
01:12:50
So you and mom walked in.
01:12:51
So I can.
01:12:52
So you and mom walked in.
01:12:54
So I can.
01:12:55
So you can fucking run.
01:12:56
You and mom were changed.
01:12:57
Weed.
01:12:58
I put the cigarettes.
01:12:59
I mean, I didn't start smoking cigarettes until I was.
01:13:04
23.
01:13:05
It was right before I made clerk's 22 23.
01:13:08
And then I stopped smoking at 38.
01:13:10
So I smoked for 15, 16 years.
01:13:14
But it was so dumb.
01:13:15
Like I wasn't really.
01:13:16
But it was such a big part of like my.
01:13:19
Like persona in the 90s.
01:13:20
All of us.
01:13:21
Like, you know, man.
01:13:23
We're going outside to smoke because we can't not.
01:13:26
It's really a thing right now.
01:13:29
It's like people my age.
01:13:31
Go out to smoke.
01:13:32
Well, just like, I don't know.
01:13:34
Like everybody I know smokes and like the only one that doesn't smoke.
01:13:37
It doesn't smoke cigarettes.
01:13:38
Yeah.
01:13:39
Stay away from that.
01:13:40
Number one.
01:13:41
Fucking stupid for your health.
01:13:42
Number two.
01:13:43
It's so expensive now.
01:13:44
Like when I was a cigarette smoker, smokes were like fucking four dollars a pack max.
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Now it's like 10, 12 bucks a pack of smokes.
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Do you know what zins are?
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Yeah.
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There's two more fucking things.
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Yeah.
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You don't fuck with them either.
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That's that.
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I'm scared about anything you put in your mouth.
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That's got like fucking nicotine in it.
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Like I end up.
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I've got friends who are fucking hooked on this.
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And they're like, want one?
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I'm like, I don't know.
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I don't want to.
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I mean, look, I always used to be like weeds enough for me.
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Or whatever the fuck but Celsius.
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You're really trying to.
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Secure Celsius.
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It's not so stupid.
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We had a whole fucking container of fridge full of Celsius.
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I'm like, what am I doing wrong?
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When you told me about that, I thought it was like some sort of vending machine sort of thing.
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But it's literally just a bridge with Celsius logo filled with Celsius.
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Fuck yeah, I won't.
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All right.
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Passion or ration?
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This is the one I've been, this is my favorite one of the week.
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Ready?
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Passion or ration?
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Nipple work.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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Nipple work?
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Yeah, nipple work.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Nipple work.
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So one of the one of works on one's nipple.
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What?
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Nipple work.
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And what do I gotta fucking explain?
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Like the last surgery on a nipple?
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No.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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What did that mean?
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What did that mean?
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I'm not explaining myself well.
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In sex.
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All right.
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Moving on.
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And ration on our relationship.
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You're laughing and I was like, what?
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You'll see.
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Most people would say passion.
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Ration on the entire subject game brought up by my father.
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I've never heard those two words put together.
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I really was like, do people get plastic surgery on their nipples?
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We have gone too far.
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I have to talk with that boyfriend here.
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All right.
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You go passion or ration.
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I didn't know it was called that.
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Passion or ration.
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Anyways.
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Some Marines.
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Wucky.
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Wucky came over because Wucky's like, I have thoughts about nipple work.
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It's Wucky.
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Wucky's got dangling nipples because she had a literal pump.
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So she got.
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She got thoughts about nipple work.
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Don't talk about Wucky's dangling nipples.
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That's why she came to the table.
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She's like, I have thoughts.
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Oh, look at her.
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I mean, she loves it when I work with nipples.
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01:26:42
Alright, we didn't finish our lesson.
01:26:56
Then I pivoted with summaries.
01:27:00
Alright, here's mine.
01:27:01
Young Hollywood.
01:27:03
Passion or ration?
01:27:13
Hollywood is really a, where dead cthulhu lies.
01:27:17
Foggin for real, bro.
01:27:18
Dead cthulhu lies dreaming about this business.
01:27:21
That's so bad of him.
01:27:22
Use me a lot of money.
01:27:23
Well, it'll work.
01:27:24
Now, not so much.
01:27:25
How's it really a, is really a sucks up in this business.
01:27:29
Foggin for real cthulhu.
01:27:32
Young Hollywood passion or ration?
01:27:33
It does have, oh god, it does.
01:27:36
It's, it's tough to say.
01:27:40
Um, you know, young Hollywood's a mixed bag.
01:27:45
There's some, there's some cool people in there.
01:27:47
And then there's some people waiting on the outskirts like myself.
01:27:52
And then there's a, and then there's some like people that fucking suck.
01:27:57
So, I don't know, just like any other group of people.
01:28:02
It's a mixed bag.
01:28:03
I could have to say.
01:28:04
But it's a binary question.
01:28:06
So passion or ration?
01:28:07
Pity being cute.
01:28:10
Pity being cute.
01:28:11
Um, really.
01:28:14
Really.
01:28:15
Really.
01:28:16
Dead cthulhu lies dreaming.
01:28:20
What's the first part?
01:28:22
Something in where?
01:28:23
In really a?
01:28:24
Yeah.
01:28:25
Yeah.
01:28:26
That's the whole thing.
01:28:27
Yes.
01:28:28
In really.
01:28:29
In the house of really.
01:28:30
Oh, the house.
01:28:31
It makes even more metal.
01:28:32
The house of really.
01:28:33
What does that mean?
01:28:34
Dead cthulhu.
01:28:35
Wait, streaming.
01:28:36
The house of really.
01:28:37
I don't know.
01:28:38
Got to read some fucking love crap.
01:28:40
Um, I'd probably.
01:28:43
I can cry.
01:28:44
We'll rush in.
01:28:45
I don't know.
01:28:46
You're very rash.
01:28:47
Yeah.
01:28:48
Uh, yeah.
01:28:50
Uh, yeah.
01:28:51
I say ration.
01:28:52
I have a passion for old Hollywood.
01:28:54
I would.
01:28:55
Me.
01:28:56
Um, what's, what do you got?
01:28:57
What's next?
01:28:58
Um.
01:28:59
Hmm.
01:29:00
Let me see you.
01:29:01
Let me see you.
01:29:02
Let me see you.
01:29:03
Let me see.
01:29:04
Let me see.
01:29:05
My list seems to end there.
01:29:07
Yeah.
01:29:08
I love it.
01:29:09
I seem to have gotten distracted while writing my list.
01:29:12
Um.
01:29:13
Um.
01:29:14
Care beers.
01:29:17
Ration.
01:29:18
Look at your phone tape.
01:29:20
Ration.
01:29:21
Ration in the 80s, when I first experienced them.
01:29:24
Ration years later.
01:29:25
Why?
01:29:26
That's not my king.
01:29:27
That's not my king.
01:29:28
I would say it's my king.
01:29:29
God.
01:29:30
No, it's on your fucking phone, bro.
01:29:31
They're so cute.
01:29:32
They got little symbols on their panels.
01:29:33
I know.
01:29:34
But it's a binary equation.
01:29:35
And I can't passion them.
01:29:36
I feel no passion for them.
01:29:37
Okay, fine.
01:29:38
And the house of really.
01:29:39
Yeah.
01:29:40
I don't know.
01:29:41
I don't know.
01:29:41
I don't know.
01:29:42
It's on your fucking phone, bro.
01:29:43
They're so cute.
01:29:44
They got little symbols on their panels.
01:29:46
I know.
01:29:47
But it's a binary equation.
01:29:48
And I can't passion them.
01:29:49
I feel no passion for them.
01:29:50
And the house of really.
01:29:51
And the house of really.
01:29:52
Yeah.
01:29:53
Dead caribbean is live dreaming.
01:29:54
What the fuck?
01:29:55
[LAUGHTER]
01:30:00
Okay.
01:30:01
And what do I got for a final passion or ration?
01:30:06
Oh, no.
01:30:07
No, I wrote Katy Perry.
01:30:12
She's in the news.
01:30:13
And the news to herself.
01:30:14
So random, bro.
01:30:15
So random.
01:30:16
So random.
01:30:17
No.
01:30:19
Here.
01:30:20
No.
01:30:21
We can't passion or ration like somebody.
01:30:23
We're going to change Katy Perry for talking on the telephone.
01:30:27
Passion or ration.
01:30:28
Same thing.
01:30:29
Yeah.
01:30:30
Of course.
01:30:31
Interchangeable.
01:30:32
I love talking on the phone.
01:30:34
You do?
01:30:35
Yeah.
01:30:36
Passion.
01:30:37
Passion.
01:30:38
Why?
01:30:39
No.
01:30:40
Just say it into it.
01:30:41
I like it better than texting.
01:30:42
Oh.
01:30:43
We differ.
01:30:44
Whoa.
01:30:45
In the house of really, yay.
01:30:47
We differ.
01:30:48
Dead caribbean live dreaming.
01:30:50
[LAUGHTER]
01:30:51
Yeah.
01:30:52
Fucking.
01:30:53
I'm-- I'm-- We-- my generation, when we were kids, we always did.
01:30:57
It's talking about-- You text like this.
01:31:01
Do you feel I do that?
01:31:02
Yes, you do.
01:31:03
With one finger.
01:31:04
Yes, you text with one finger.
01:31:05
And it's so silly.
01:31:06
I have to do it too sometimes.
01:31:08
No, you don't.
01:31:09
No, you don't.
01:31:10
No, you don't.
01:31:11
No, you don't.
01:31:12
Everybody's around the watch.
01:31:13
And then chase a ball.
01:31:16
That's how you text.
01:31:18
Hello.
01:31:19
Ah, lucky guy.
01:31:20
Because I said her name.
01:31:21
Um, your text can be scary sometimes.
01:31:23
Because you like text actually properly with correct, like, punctuation and everything.
01:31:29
So it's intimidating.
01:31:30
You're like, oh, he's fucking going through it.
01:31:31
I'm like, oh, fuck.
01:31:32
Is he mad?
01:31:33
And then I'm like, oh, no, he's just-- No, he's just proper.
01:31:35
He's just proper.
01:31:36
I have started leaving the period off for that reason.
01:31:39
So people feel more-- Oh, my God.
01:31:41
When you text with the period, I'm like, what the fuck?
01:31:42
And I'm like, what the fuck did I do?
01:31:44
Like, oh, my God.
01:31:47
How weird, you know, like-- It's so scary.
01:31:50
He's using proper grammar and central structure.
01:31:53
He must be angry about something.
01:31:55
It's scary.
01:31:56
I'm a writer.
01:31:57
It's a medium that I was prepared for when I entered.
01:32:01
I like talking on the phone because you can hear.
01:32:03
You can hear how somebody's tone.
01:32:06
There's no misreading the tone in the text.
01:32:09
I grew up talking on the phone.
01:32:12
We would spend hours, bro.
01:32:15
And there would be one phone line in the house.
01:32:18
So you would tie up the phone line.
01:32:20
And your parents would be like, get off the phone.
01:32:22
And you'd be like, all right, all right.
01:32:23
And you'd be on for another like 20 minutes.
01:32:25
And then mom would come in really angry.
01:32:27
Like, I'm hanging up.
01:32:28
And you're like, all right, I gotta go back.
01:32:30
Interaction that is featured in the 430 movie in theaters now.
01:32:34
That's right.
01:32:35
You can see it at some more castle cinema.
01:32:36
It's a very good point.
01:32:37
Excellent point.
01:32:38
Yes.
01:32:39
Lots of nice notices for your boyfriend and the movie in general.
01:32:42
For you.
01:32:43
Yes.
01:32:44
But Austin did a great job.
01:32:45
People really seen it me.
01:32:47
I'm like, hey, you both did a great job.
01:32:49
But you're right.
01:32:50
That movie opens with a long-ass conversation.
01:32:52
And that was us back in the day.
01:32:54
And now at age 54, like, I couldn't imagine being on the phone that long.
01:32:59
I love it.
01:33:00
Yeah.
01:33:01
I'm always trying to talk on the phone when I'm driving in Austin.
01:33:04
So he's like, okay, I'll see you soon.
01:33:06
I can do that.
01:33:07
Yeah.
01:33:08
I like it.
01:33:09
I mean, it's good to hear fucking.
01:33:11
I thought your generation was all about the like, I'm putting you on weed.
01:33:15
When I try to call you, go straight to voicemail.
01:33:17
So what's up?
01:33:18
I just do that D&D.
01:33:19
But I can take.
01:33:20
I think I've taken you off my D&D list.
01:33:22
So you.
01:33:23
I fucking know every single time I try to call you, it's like, ring.
01:33:27
And it goes to your voice.
01:33:28
I'm like, I don't know about the fun.
01:33:30
Oh, man.
01:33:31
Like, I learned, once I learned how to do D&D, I was like, oh my God, what a game changer.
01:33:38
Now I could work without like ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ricochet.
01:33:44
You don't even know that cartoon.
01:33:46
Do you?
01:33:47
Anna Barbera cartoon back in the day, ping, ping, ping, ricochet.
01:33:50
Rabbit.
01:33:51
Oh, that sounds cute.
01:33:53
Um, it all sounds cute.
01:33:55
Did you finish yours?
01:33:56
You have your last passionate ration.
01:33:58
Yeah, we did it.
01:33:59
Yeah, we completed kids.
01:34:00
We finished the thing.
01:34:01
It only took us.
01:34:02
Oh.
01:34:03
Now we're half.
01:34:06
But we got there.
01:34:07
There's a lot of content for a free show, man.
01:34:14
You like?
01:34:15
Yeah.
01:34:16
Would you hear?
01:34:17
Tell people.
01:34:18
Yeah.
01:34:19
Like, subscribe.
01:34:20
Kid the other day was like, do we have to tell people to subscribe?
01:34:23
What the fuck do you think this works?
01:34:24
I didn't know.
01:34:25
I was like, yeah, you get out of your socials.
01:34:27
You beg people to subscribe.
01:34:28
I will.
01:34:29
I will.
01:34:30
Leave nice reviews.
01:34:31
Yeah.
01:34:32
That's all she cares about.
01:34:33
We are at 4.9.
01:34:34
And we just, I just don't like to be at work.
01:34:36
Someone that's being refused.
01:34:37
I didn't think.
01:34:38
No, bro.
01:34:39
I'm shocked.
01:34:40
You know, all me, man.
01:34:41
Fucking people.
01:34:42
And some people like.
01:34:43
Here are two people having a good ass time.
01:34:46
That sucks.
01:34:47
Find out they're related.
01:34:48
They hate that even more.
01:34:49
Yeah, that's so true.
01:34:50
What are you gonna do?
01:34:51
Not do it.
01:34:52
Because some people are like, oh, you're fucking true.
01:35:01
I can get out of your system.
01:35:02
You done?
01:35:03
Good.
01:35:04
True.
01:35:05
We'll be here having a good time.
01:35:06
Passion.
01:35:07
Passion.
01:35:08
Passion for having a good time.
01:35:09
Ration for your comments.
01:35:10
True.
01:35:11
There it is, kids.
01:35:12
For beardless dickless man, I'm Kevin Smith.
01:35:15
And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
01:35:16
Go have a beardless dickless day.
01:35:17
This has been a smogcast production.
01:35:33
Smogcast podcast.
01:35:35
Using our mouths on you since 2007.
01:35:41
*cow mooing*