Beardless, D*ckless Me

<p>For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.</p>

Drone Alone

Harley makes music and Kevin makes a sitcom. Plus: Ring Cams of the Damned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

12-19
01:32:16

Cin City

Kevin and Hartley say goodbye to the best bunny that wasn't Bugs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

12-12
01:09:24

Beardsgiving

Kevin and Harley gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing. Plus: Making the official BDM T-shirt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-28
01:11:05

With a Song in my Heart

Kevin and Harley have a listening party! Plus: The return of passion or ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-21
01:10:18

Captain Stupid

Harley goes to Disneyland for free in exchange for cleaning the bathroom, and Kevin comes clean about Tony. Plus: The Return of Passion or Ration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-14
01:17:43

Rest in Paw-er

Kevin and Harley say goodbye to Momily's 21-year-old cat. Plus: singing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-07
01:05:56

Mr. Potato Hat

Celebrate Halloween with a couple of hollow wieners as Kevin and Harley trick and treat you to terrifying tales! Plus: Oo, la la, Zajur!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-31
01:11:27

We Never Smiled in the 90’s

Kevin shows Harley a short film that makes her cry. Harley has to give steroids to the Moo Man. Plus: The first female detective in the Newark PD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-24
01:11:04

For the Love of Benji

Kevin tells the tale of Lucky’s short king suitor. And Harley discovers the Dad she never knew. Plus: Wucky gets waid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-17
01:22:58

Be Not Afraid

Kevin tells Harley about the rat incident and sings the Laverne & Shirley theme song. Plus: Father Dave’s Funeral Hits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-10
01:14:18

The Sin-Eaters

Kevin helps Harley cover up an accidental crime. Plus: A cat in a backpack!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-03
01:30:16

Blood is Thicker Than Water

Kevin and Harley talk Smith family history and bring the dogs to the beach.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-26
01:47:38

The Long Halloween

Kevin and Harley cavort through the calendar and Passion or Ration all of the holidays. Plus: Harley’s selling her clothes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-19
01:16:23

The 4:30 Movie is Now in Theaters!

Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
01:43:50

About, Above, Across

Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
51:46

“In a time when a woman could only be a man…”

Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
41:30

Cookie Puss

Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
42:19

“GIVE ME BACK MY NAME, WOMAN!”

Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
47:32

Embouchure

Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
33:22

Tom Waits for No Man

Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-12
58:07

Jason Bilbrey

the opening to this episode had my eyes teary like I was actually Kevin Smith.

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