FreeCrack

We're FreeBACK! For now at least... Sam and Callum attempt to unpack EVERYTHING that's happened since lockdown in this special 5 hour long episode. BLM, COVID-19, Trump, Johnson, furlough, facemasks, working from home, new jobs, old jobs... literally everything. Don't worry, it's not actually 5 hours long.

09-13

01:03:28

The episode that we recorded before lockdown but Sam completely forgot to upload because he's a bellend. ***DISCLAIMER*** It's highly likely that any and all views expressed in this episode were proven to be total nonsense in the subsequent weeks.

09-12

49:58

The crack is back as the boys attempt to unpack the last couple months of current affairs after their extended break. Brexit, the horseshit new immigration points system and of course, the most important question of our time; Friends or HIMYM. They also examine what a Geordie's diet might look like once Brexit kicks in. Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

03-07

01:26:22

Sam and Callum unpack the election result with Charlotte and try to get some crack out of it.

12-21

01:00:12

Sam and Callum issue their final call to arms for the General Election. Get out and vote the Tories out. You can change the country for the better.

12-11

48:13

Sam and Callum crack on this week the lame duck of a Lib Dem campaign, Tory cowards, the London Bridge terror attack, and delicious or not so delicious Xmas snakes. 03:36 No one cares about Kilroy 06:32 Jo Who-sin? 20:16 A vote for the same 32:58 The climate crisis debate 51:10 The London Bridge attack 01:09:19 Suspicious Santa 01:18:01 Xmas themed treats Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

12-08

01:32:50

Sam and Callum crack on with Dani this week about the Tories plan to sell the NHS, the Chief Rabbi's comments, mimes, PIP assessments and if there was ever a point where it could all have been different... 00:36 The big issues... ish 05:55 A trade deal most foul 22:45 The Chief Rabbi 32:15 Nationalised mimes! 40:25 The devastating effects of PIP assessments 58:04 The latest addition to The Cunt List 01:01:32 When was the turning point? Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

11-28

01:15:02

Sam and Callum are joined for crack by Matt who talks first hand about the NHS under the Tories, the first leaders' debate, liars and if the Royal family are above the law. 00:12 Four mins of not current affairs 04:18 Corbyn vs Johnson; Round 1 17:57 FactCrack UK 30:30 The state of the NHS 55:09 Johnson's hush peerages 01:05:36 Prince Andrew: Nonce Apologist Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

11-23

01:28:15

Sam and Callum are back! Almost a month of crack to catch up on! A general election announced, multiple bastards, Labour's mint policy announcements, a moth! 00:13 The crack is back! 02:34 GEt in 09:50 The Cowardly Nigel 19:13 Labour: exceedingly good policies 31:00 James Not-so-Cleverly and fake news 35:03 JRM's common sense approach to escaping a fire 39:25 A simple choice 53:49 Elementary, Tom Watson 01:01:33 Is it a bee?! Or a moth?! Kill it! Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

11-13

01:12:20

Sam and Callum's bumper crack this week revolves around Johnson lying more, the Tory conference, policing issues, funding for the arts and the infamous Area 51 Raid. 00:47 Alan's birthday cake and Level 2 Lisps 03:37 Johnson's Bollocks Deal 11:00 James Dumberly's idiotic NHS claim 18:39 You get a Taser! You get a Taser! Everybody gets a Taser! 33:40 Even more lies from the Etonian Mop 41:50 Scotland Yard's report on victims of sexual abuse 57:36 The ever dwindling funding for the arts and private education 01:27:00 The Area 51 Raid; lessons learned Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

10-07

01:37:45

Sam and Callum welcome Chloe to the crack den and dissect a monster week where the PM was found to have acted unlawfully, Labour announced some boss policies 00:45 Boris Johnson; Crime Minister 13:08 Jo Cox and the power of language 25:11 Labour's pure mint new policies 45:55 Greta vs UN 53:45 Off you fuck, Donnie 59:19 Do we need money? Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

10-01

01:14:52

Sam and Callum are joined for crack by Damola as they tear into Johnson again for being either blind or an idiot, Blair's possible departure, if someone can ever be forgiven for past racism and where they all stand on religion. 00:47 Damola can't cut cake 02:41 The EU's deadline for Johnson 21:10 Super Dad points out obvious press to PM 32:42 Trudeau's blackface fiasco 49:03 Religious freedom Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

09-22

01:09:40

Sam and Callum have their crack team back this week to talk about Yellowhammer, Johnson's continuing incompetence, the departure of the Speaker and echo chambers. 01:13 What's the worst that can happen? Fucking loads, apparently 10:10 Johnson's whistle stop tour of incompetence 19:06 My favourite Tory 30:42 The problem of Tom Watson 39:47 Our friend Martha Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel

09-15

01:01:20

Sam and Callum are on their own this week as they attempt to record their own crack! Boris Johnson's utter failure in his first week as PM and Jeremy Corbyn being a absolute political Don get most of the attention but they also look Chukka's no hope new constituency and the owner of Wetherspoon's terminal ballbaggery. 00:19 We're just the talent 01:48 Worst PM ever? Probably 21:55 Best Leader of the Opposition ever. Fact 32:50 The duties of an MP according to Churchill 37:55 Chuka's New Groove 43:30 Corbyn's so mint, we discuss him twice 49:55 Tim Martin of Spoons is an über cunt Producer: Us! Editor: John Dalziel

09-08

01:03:26

Sam and Callum are joined this week by Jonny to crack on about the latest bullshit that Johnson is trying to pull and the protests against it across the country. ***WARNING*** This episode is very Brexit heavy. Any listeners who wish to avoid Brexit should suck it up because it needs to be discussed, frequently and at length until it's stopped or reversed. Also The Matrix and getting violated at airports. 00:23 Professional Ginger 01:25 Johnson the Wannabe Dictator 23:58 The People vs Boris Johnson 31:00 Jonny the "Accidental" BNP member 37:56 The best protest signs from Newcastle protest 44:25 The GE is coming, thank fuck. 01:06:00 Airport Violations 01:11:30 The Matrix and nostalgia reboots 01:26:45 Interview from Stop the Coup protest at Newcastle Producer: Alan Watkinson Editor: John Dalziel