Sam and Callum's bumper crack this week revolves around Johnson lying more, the Tory conference, policing issues, funding for the arts and the infamous Area 51 Raid.

00:47 Alan's birthday cake and Level 2 Lisps
03:37 Johnson's Bollocks Deal
11:00 James Dumberly's idiotic NHS claim
18:39 You get a Taser! You get a Taser! Everybody gets a Taser!
33:40 Even more lies from the Etonian Mop
41:50 Scotland Yard's report on victims of sexual abuse
57:36 The ever dwindling funding for the arts and private education
01:27:00 The Area 51 Raid; lessons learned

Producer: Alan Watkinson
Editor: John Dalziel