Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle.DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true.Nicki Minaj was just saying anything.Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message. Send your front pages to sym@kelechiokafor.comTarot: Kelechiokafor.com/shop
More Epstein photos released and Noam Chomsky is there? Of course more pictures of Andy formerly known as prince Andrew, are in there. Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon got told about himself. David Walliams got dropped by his publisher AND THAT IS FUNNY TO ME. Get bath salts, tarot readings or join the member's area on kelechiokafor.com/shop
https://prisonersforpalestine.orgWorkman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council!TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty. Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal US government want to see how many years of our social media?!Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness!Spirit Salts drop Friday 19th December on kelechiokafor.com/shop
Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways!Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear. Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy. Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service. The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Donald Trump an award for peace?!!! Thanks for getting selling out the bath salts!Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
I'm in Thailand but wouldn't miss the chance to update you on the front pages. It was a tussle to even get the Internet right but we made it!Burns Boy was vex that a fan fell asleep at his concertRachel Reeves is getting dragged for the stealth tax hikes and Labour is in disarray over the U-turn on protections against unfair dismissal from day one of new employment. Send your letters to SYM@Kelechiokafor.comGet my special spirit salts on 5th December at Kelechiokafor.com
Cloudflare got touched by Mercury Retrograde, but should only select few companies rule the internet?I have updates about Severance and now I've started watching Slow Horses. Merseyside police have a lot to answer for after wrongfully jailing a man for 38 years over a crime he didn't commit.Matt Hancock! that's his name! Anyway him and Boris Johnson are being disgraced for being so rubbish during lockdown. Share your thoughts and for more bits from me, join my members area on kelechiokafor.com
Is cheating genetic?I also list some of my favourite shows, which is absolutely not something anybody asked for.send Your Front letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress.Mamdani is mayor!Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'?Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December.Join my members area at Kelechiokafor.com
Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail...Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country??Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-ochanyaJoin my members area https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area
Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.
I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery.Get extra content and updates at kelechiokafor.comOh and Code Your Future (the organisation I mentioned at the top of the episode) is at https://codeyourfuture.io/
I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed. Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery. Get extra content and updates at kelechiokafor.com Oh and Code Your Future (the organisation I mentioned at the top of the episode) is at https://codeyourfuture.io/
Gary Neville got the middle class white men upset. The other Gary is trying to appeal to Reform voters. Will white men ever truly understand whiteness? Shabanah Mahmood said you don’t have to use your freedom all the time. Silly me, I thought that was the point?! The Daily Fail is Picking on Meghan Markle again! Like subscribe and comment. You know, all the good stuff!! Send your letters for ‘Your Front’ to SYM@kelechiokafor.com For more content, join my members area ‘Keleidoscope’ on https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area
On Sunday I celebrate yet another birthday! If you would like to celebrate another solar cycle with me, here are a few options of what would make my heart full: You can buy a ticket for 12th October 4pm to see ‘The Voicenote’, the short film I directed and starred in. This is the the first public screening in the UK at London Independent Film Festival: https://genesis.admit-one.co.uk/tickets/?perfCode=6938 You can donate to: The children’s home & resource centre I built in Lagos Nigeria https://childoflightfoundation.enthuse.com Sudan: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=C9GCHUJN37MCG&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAadUUrOsFTzUdEv_mL6vLAHM5ByRw7zwclJp_kjcH67my_h5PBTyLprovwc40w_aem_IZXE0gK7WD-1PNPt400kcA Congo: https://www.gofundme.com/f/together-for-congo-paris-to-goma-drc Palestine: https://donate.palestinecampaign.org You can purchase my new novel ‘Awakened’: https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/awakened-kelechi-okafor/7784463?ean=9781398712942&next=t Or subscribe to my member’s area for more content and insights on Keleidoscope: https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area
Prince Andrew’s wife, Sarah Ferguson is also mixed up with Epstein?! The plot thinnens! The name I was looking for is Rolf Harris! What does Britain’s recognition of Palestine actually mean?? Not Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being treated like the rag he is! Send ‘Your Front’ letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
The Labour girlies are after Keir Starmer’s position. Something something Charlie Kirk. The pope says Elon Musk is greedy. Send ‘Your Front’ letters to @SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Welcome to FPF. The weekly (somewhat chaotic) look at the front pages. Send 'Your Front' page letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com