Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle.

DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true.

Nicki Minaj was just saying anything.

Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message.

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