GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Katy Perry is already connected to love... Again! I kick off this week's episode with the hard launch between Katy and the s€xsi Canadian politician, Justin Trudeau. Maybe our pop girlie will try her hand at politics next! After discussing that news, I move onto even more confusing topics like Vogue World. WTF even is Vogue World? Well, apparently it consists of Nicole Kidman in Gilda (1946) cosplay and Gabbriette looking very hot. After I talk about other (better) ideas Vogue should be pursuing, I get side tracked and start going on about Megan Fox's recent appearance at a screening of Jennifer's Body (2009). What are your thoughts on Megan's getup to the event? Then I get back on track and dive into my new favorite collab between Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia (2025). Conspiracy theories are lit! Lastly, I tell a very juicy story in my final EPCOT segment about a middle-aged esthetician and a cheating male pop star. Listen now! <3 NICOLE KIDMAN AT VOGUE WORLDGABBRIETTE AT VOGUE WORLD

It's official! Addison Rae's concert tour has ended all human suffering. Well, not exactly, but kinda! I start off this episode of the pod by talking about how I saw Addison live in concert not once, but TWICE this past week! What an experience(s)!!! Then I get into the new Netflix doc called The Perfect Neighbor. It's all about this b!tch, Susan, who is anything but! Next up is Luca Guadagnino's new film, After The Hunt (2025). According to critics, this movie is a total flop, but according to me, this movie is really really good! I think my opinion is the correct one. Lastly, I talk about another poorly reviewed film, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025). This movie might not be as thrilling as the 90s version, but it's still fun to see two white women fist fight in the kitchen. Listen now! <3

WE LOVE PROBLEMATIC CINEMA! Just kidding... but not really because in this movie night episode, Zach and Sloane from the Mummy Dearest Podcast (@mummydearestpodcast) help me pick apart every detail of the homoerotic cult horror classic, Sleepaway Camp (1983). Was kid's camp in the 80s a lawless cult where kids (boys) could s€xually violate each other while an underage transgender serial killer murdered morally corrupt campers? According to this film and it's allegedly hetero director, that was true to experience. After we go on about the film and our fondness for ugly-hot people, we switch over to the movie The VVitch (2015). Also, that is not a typo, the film's director Robert Eggers intentionally spelled witch "VVitch" for reasons that aren't clear. This film is all about how babies can vanish in the blink of an eye and goats are actually hot men that can seduce you into living "deliciously". It's also a great movie to nap to. Listen now! <3

Everyone stop what you're doing and IMMEDIATELY pour one out for Diane Keaton. I start this episode by paying my respects to the icon that she was. It is always sad to lose someone that was such a unique artist because their impact can never be imitated or replicated. We all need to be more like Diane, and by that I mean we should all strive to be the truest versions of ourselves (and wear more crazy hats)! After that sad news, I pivot into some other jarring developments, except this time it's about faux pubic hair. Yes! SKIMS has just launched a wide variety of merkins that have already sold out! Did you by a pair of these furry little knickers? Next, I discuss some other not-so-furry knickers worn by all the s€xsi bombshells for this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The tits are out and we are so back, baby! Then, more fashion content, I gab all about the new Netflix doc series about one of my lifelong idols, Victoria Beckham. A woman that has taught us that if you put your mind to something and look POSH while doing it, something good will eventually come. Never let the haters get you down! And lastly, during my closing EPCOT segment, I have even more tea on that crazy kook, Max Ehrich. He's wildin'! Listen now <3

DO NOT WORRY!!! Dolly Parton is alive and well. Dolly herself provided the world with a wellness check after her sister gave America a terrifying jumpscare by telling us all to "pray for Dolly". After I assure everyone that Dolly "ain't dead yet" I get right into talking about The Life of a Showgirl. Apparently, the life of a showgirl isn't that exhilarating. In fact, some might say it's down right dusty. If you thought Taylor Swift was inspired by Nomi Malone, you thought wrong. It seems as though this album's inspiration more likely came from a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in wax paper. Not the worst, but nothing that will make your panties drop. Next I dig into the new season of Monster that's all about Ed Gein. Charlie Hunnam plays the hot, murderous, titular character this season and he also speaks like Kermit the frog. Jury is still out on whether or not the voice is character accurate, but hell, if Tom Hanks won an Oscar for Forrest Gump, maybe Charlie just secured an Emmy! Lastly, I touch on the recent scandal surrounding Demi Lovato's ex, Max Ehrich. You'll never believe how I play into the story! Listen now <3

AURRR NAURRR!!! Our fav Aussie queen is separating from her flat iron-haired hubby of 19 years. I guess Nicole Kidman can finally throw those heels back on again! In this episode, I touch on the latest conscious uncoupling that is devastating Hollywood. Aside from marital drama, I also give my two cents on Jimmy Kimmel's unsettling "indefinite suspension" that thankfully only lasted a long weekend. If we can't make jokes about Trump's indifference... Why bother opening our mouths? Then I move on to more glamorous topics like Demna's first show as Gucci's creative director. Thank heavens somebody knows the importance of a sequin tube dress! Then I discuss other upsetting topics like the new AI "actress" called Tilly Norwood. This b!tch is pissing off more people than Jojo Siwa and she isn't even real! Then I bring up the new bombshell conspiracy theory that also seems to be the hill Candace Owens is willing to die on. The world feels quite bleak right now, but I'm determined to find some light. Listen now! <3

Have you ever taken a potion from s€xsi stranger to secure a life of eternal youth and beauty? Have you ever helped your sister kill her abusive ex-boyfriend, resurrect him, and then immediately kill him a second time? Well, you could vicariously do all of these things by watching either Death Becomes Her (1992) or Practical Magic (1998)! Two cult films that have helped define my, and many other's, personalities. One of those other personalities is my dear friend Matt Shively (@mattshively). In this movie night episode Matt and I break down exactly why both of these *autumnal* movies have only gotten better with time. We detail everything from alternate endings, director's cuts, and Matt's complicated sexuality. Listen now! <3

Charlie Sheen is gay!!! Well, not really. He is getting candid about his homoerotic (crack fueled) escapades, though. Before I get into Charlie and his new Netflix documentary I comment on this year's Emmys. I would really love it if some celebs started to style themselves because I'm starting to think everyone is looking a tad too polished. Just an observation! I also can't help but talk about my new favorite Lindsay Lohan Instagram post in which she combines photos of herself on plates of food. How deliciously creative! Then I talk about the amazing new episode of The Goop Podcast featuring the wrongfully convicted hottie, Amanda Knox. How did this girl hold on to her sanity? Lastly, I touch on my disliking of Kate Middleton's overly highlighted hair. Get back to the salon and fix it, princess! Listen now <3

The bunny is boiling over! Grab your best VR workout outfit get moving. In this is a very special episode, me and the pop culture historians, Matt and Viviana (@thnk1994), recap two cinematic masterpieces. I have selected to discuss Fatal Attraction (1987) so we can finally set the record straight on how Glenn Close's character is in fact NOT a villain in this film... She was just a woman in love! Matt and Viviana have chosen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger classic, Total Recall (1990). Hopefully we're only a few years away from mentally vacationing on Mars to see hookers with three tits! Finally, I have to ask everyone about their hottest takes on And Just Like That... The answers might surprise you! Listen now <3

Dedicating this episode to all the therapists and gays that heal us! This week is all about the VMAs and psychotic moms. However, before all that I pay my respects to the late Giorgio Armani. Mr. Armani was an iconic (and insanely rich) figure in fashion that will live on for generations to come. After that I highlight my new favorite viral clip of two college footballers in a homoerotic embrace. If this is sports from now on, then maybe I will watch the Super Bowl! Then I discuss this years VMAs which was basically the Sabrina Carpenter variety hour. Next up is my new favorite Netflix documentary, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. This b!tch, Kendra, sure does know how to drag out an elaborate cyberstalking! Finally, I touch on the titillating new teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. So good!!! Listen now <3

Does it smell like Thai food in here? No. I've just been having an unlawful affair with my history teacher. Just kidding! This episode I'm shaking things up and I've brought a guest on to discuss two very important films. Me and fellow gay cinephile, Tino (IG: @tinogk), explore every corner of both Jennifer's Body (2009) and Election (1999). Two films that on the surface may seem dissimilar, but actually have quite a lot in common. They're both far-reaching, dark comedies about unhinged high school girls that also take place in dumpy midwestern towns. Turns out, this happens to be both Tino and I's favorite genre of cinema! We discuss everything from queer parallels, dick piercings, and our shared hatred for texting on screen. Listen now! <3

Hey, you! I just want you to come inside, but never enter through the back door... Or whatever Sabrina said. This week's episode is all about an@l s€x!!! Just kidding. Not totally, though. I discuss Sabrina Carpenter and her amazing, new, höerny album called Man's Best Friend. This girl loves a suggestive innuendo! Before I get into all that I bring up my new internet obsession, Plus Size Park Hoppers. Need any Disney tips and tricks? These ladies have got you covered. They'll tell you what's up while they sits, fits and laugh their way to the bank/churro stand. Then I deep dive into the new Jussie Smollett documentary on Netflix: The Truth about Jussie Smollett? ... We have a serious little liar girl on our hands. Jussie takes the term "deny till you die" to a whole new level! Next I give an update on Vogue and their new head of editorial content, Chloe Malle. AKA the daughter of icon and Sex and the City alum, Candice Bergen! We can't wait to see what impact she has on the magazine. Lastly, I share a personally embarrassing story for this week's EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) segment. Listen now! <3

This episode was fun. I start off the ep by recapping my recent screening of Black Swan and Winona's iconic line read of "Did you suck his CAWK?!". Then I get into my all-time favorite topic... Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs! After discussing JLC's viral cleavage video I get into the more serious topic of Lil Nas X's arrest. I hope this diva doesn't stay down for long! We need more risqué music videos from him. Then I discuss this little known singer called Taylor Swift and her new album about Nomi Malone. Taylor is also (have you heard?) engaged! More importantly, I have been reading (listening to on audible) the new biography about Gwyneth Paltrow by Amy Odell. According to Gwyneth's senior yearbook, her "worst nightmare" is obesity! Fancy that. Lastly, I'm workshopping a new end segment of the podcast called EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) where I relate happenings from my real life to And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

And just like that... I kept complaining about And Just Like That... Part two! In this part deux I continue to overanalyze this historic show in granular detail. Specifically, I fixate on the questionable writing and LTW's wicker ball necklace. I conclude the episode with a breakdown that what happened in the very shocking series finale. Guys, did you know that Epcot's parents were Disney freaks? Also, he's severely lactose intolerant, but hey, it's Thanksgiving, so pass the triple cream brie! Listen now <3

And just like that... We survived And Just Like That!!! Can you believe this harrowing roller coaster has come to it's end? Well, believe it. Also, you better believe that I have dedicated not one, but TWO episodes to dissecting every little detail of this show that has permanently altered my body's chemistry. The truth is it was originally one episode, but it was so long that I decided to split it into two in order to reflect the times Michael Patrick King did this in this latest season the series. I dig into everything from the casting, the new formula, the wardrobe, and the messy Che Diaz of it all! Relive your hate watching by recapping AJLT in it's entirety with me right now. And then tune into PT 2 coming soon! Listen now! <3

The world is healing! Well, at least Lindsay Lohan makes us feel like it is. This episode is dedicated to the forever "it girl" icon, Lindsay. I saw Freakier Friday and I can confidently (and truthfully) tell you that it's really good! I laughed, I cried, I sat next to a fat, one-armed man that snored the entire film. However, that didn't distract me from the magic I was witnessing on screen! Lindsay is back baby, and a recent online article in Glamour magazine articulates just how enlightening it is for millennials to see our queen thriving. I also saw the new horror phenomenon, Weapons, which might be a new gay cult classic? Gladys is for sure a queer icon based on the wig alone. Lastly, I complain about the (almost) final episode of And Just Like That... That's showbiz! Listen now <3

Here we go! Another week filled with harrowing brain rot. Starting with my new favorite HBO documentary series - The Yogurt Shop Murders. I give my unintentionally offensive commentary on this terrifying unsolved murder case. Four innocent girls killed while closing their yogurt shop! I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Well, maybe Miranda getting finger-banged by Che Diaz, but I try not to revisit that. Then I praise my new favorite film, The Naked Gun (2025). Nonsensical slapstick comedies will always be peak cinema. Then I switch gears to discuss Together (2025) and the lawsuit scandal that accompanies it. And finally, I end the episode with everyones favorite hate watch... And Just Like That... F**k Miranda! Listen now! <3

Uh oh! Sydney Sweeney is making quite the impact, and it's not because of her big, heavy jugs. This episode I discuss the heated discourse regarding American Eagle's latest [racist?] denim campaign. After that debacle, I get into everyone's new favorite new softcore p*rn, The Hunting Wives. Who knew all these moms down south also love to go down south ON each other! Then I touch on South Park's iconic interpretation of Trump's tiny tallywacker. Remember, just because you work for the man doesn't mean you can't make fun of them! Then I relish in my delight of all Lindsay Lohan's press tour looks for the global takeover of Freakier Friday (2025) right before I begrudgingly recap the latest, awful episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

Another day, another slay... with a giant hook while wearing a fisherman's slicker! That's right, I saw the new IKWYDLS (if you're dumb that's short for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)) and I loved everything about it. From surprise twists, cameos, to Gabbriette being a horny crime podcaster, this movie was a 10/10 for me. Well, maybe an 8.5/10. Before I discuss all that I pour one out for our beloved Ozzy Osbourne who has sadly passed on... but has he been reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' third baby, Aquaman? Jury is still out on that. I also call out those lying, cheating wh0res that exposed themselves in that viral Coldplay concert clip. What were they thinking?! If you are going to be a cheater, you need to be SMART ABOUT IT! I also touch on Ari Aster's new film Eddington (2025) and of course the recent POS episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

PLOT TWIST: Justin Bieber is, in fact, not crazy. He's just been busy getting his swag on! This episode I give my critique on various types of content that I did not actually finish consuming. Things such as Justin Bieber's new surprise album - SWAG, Lena Dunham's new show - Too Much, and everyone's guilty pleasure - Love Island. Even though I did not listen/watch everything in it's entirety, I'm certain my opinions on said topics are correct. Of course, at the end of the episode I recap the recent mind-bending episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3