GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

The bunny is boiling over! Grab your best VR workout outfit get moving. In this is a very special episode, me and the pop culture historians, Matt and Viviana (@thnk1994), recap two cinematic masterpieces. I have selected to discuss Fatal Attraction (1987) so we can finally set the record straight on how Glenn Close's character is in fact NOT a villain in this film... She was just a woman in love! Matt and Viviana have chosen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger classic, Total Recall (1990). Hopefully we're only a few years away from mentally vacationing on Mars to see hookers with three tits! Finally, I have to ask everyone about their hottest takes on And Just Like That... The answers might surprise you! Listen now <3

Dedicating this episode to all the therapists and gays that heal us! This week is all about the VMAs and psychotic moms. However, before all that I pay my respects to the late Giorgio Armani. Mr. Armani was an iconic (and insanely rich) figure in fashion that will live on for generations to come. After that I highlight my new favorite viral clip of two college footballers in a homoerotic embrace. If this is sports from now on, then maybe I will watch the Super Bowl! Then I discuss this years VMAs which was basically the Sabrina Carpenter variety hour. Next up is my new favorite Netflix documentary, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. This b!tch, Kendra, sure does know how to drag out an elaborate cyberstalking! Finally, I touch on the titillating new teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. So good!!! Listen now <3

Does it smell like Thai food in here? No. I've just been having an unlawful affair with my history teacher. Just kidding! This episode I'm shaking things up and I've brought a guest on to discuss two very important films. Me and fellow gay cinephile, Tino (IG: @tinogk), explore every corner of both Jennifer's Body (2009) and Election (1999). Two films that on the surface may seem dissimilar, but actually have quite a lot in common. They're both far-reaching, dark comedies about unhinged high school girls that also take place in dumpy midwestern towns. Turns out, this happens to be both Tino and I's favorite genre of cinema! We discuss everything from queer parallels, dick piercings, and our shared hatred for texting on screen. Listen now! <3

Hey, you! I just want you to come inside, but never enter through the back door... Or whatever Sabrina said. This week's episode is all about an@l s€x!!! Just kidding. Not totally, though. I discuss Sabrina Carpenter and her amazing, new, höerny album called Man's Best Friend. This girl loves a suggestive innuendo! Before I get into all that I bring up my new internet obsession, Plus Size Park Hoppers. Need any Disney tips and tricks? These ladies have got you covered. They'll tell you what's up while they sits, fits and laugh their way to the bank/churro stand. Then I deep dive into the new Jussie Smollett documentary on Netflix: The Truth about Jussie Smollett? ... We have a serious little liar girl on our hands. Jussie takes the term "deny till you die" to a whole new level! Next I give an update on Vogue and their new head of editorial content, Chloe Malle. AKA the daughter of icon and Sex and the City alum, Candice Bergen! We can't wait to see what impact she has on the magazine. Lastly, I share a personally embarrassing story for this week's EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) segment. Listen now! <3

This episode was fun. I start off the ep by recapping my recent screening of Black Swan and Winona's iconic line read of "Did you suck his CAWK?!". Then I get into my all-time favorite topic... Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs! After discussing JLC's viral cleavage video I get into the more serious topic of Lil Nas X's arrest. I hope this diva doesn't stay down for long! We need more risqué music videos from him. Then I discuss this little known singer called Taylor Swift and her new album about Nomi Malone. Taylor is also (have you heard?) engaged! More importantly, I have been reading (listening to on audible) the new biography about Gwyneth Paltrow by Amy Odell. According to Gwyneth's senior yearbook, her "worst nightmare" is obesity! Fancy that. Lastly, I'm workshopping a new end segment of the podcast called EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) where I relate happenings from my real life to And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

And just like that... I kept complaining about And Just Like That... Part two! In this part deux I continue to overanalyze this historic show in granular detail. Specifically, I fixate on the questionable writing and LTW's wicker ball necklace. I conclude the episode with a breakdown that what happened in the very shocking series finale. Guys, did you know that Epcot's parents were Disney freaks? Also, he's severely lactose intolerant, but hey, it's Thanksgiving, so pass the triple cream brie! Listen now <3

And just like that... We survived And Just Like That!!! Can you believe this harrowing roller coaster has come to it's end? Well, believe it. Also, you better believe that I have dedicated not one, but TWO episodes to dissecting every little detail of this show that has permanently altered my body's chemistry. The truth is it was originally one episode, but it was so long that I decided to split it into two in order to reflect the times Michael Patrick King did this in this latest season the series. I dig into everything from the casting, the new formula, the wardrobe, and the messy Che Diaz of it all! Relive your hate watching by recapping AJLT in it's entirety with me right now. And then tune into PT 2 coming soon! Listen now! <3

The world is healing! Well, at least Lindsay Lohan makes us feel like it is. This episode is dedicated to the forever "it girl" icon, Lindsay. I saw Freakier Friday and I can confidently (and truthfully) tell you that it's really good! I laughed, I cried, I sat next to a fat, one-armed man that snored the entire film. However, that didn't distract me from the magic I was witnessing on screen! Lindsay is back baby, and a recent online article in Glamour magazine articulates just how enlightening it is for millennials to see our queen thriving. I also saw the new horror phenomenon, Weapons, which might be a new gay cult classic? Gladys is for sure a queer icon based on the wig alone. Lastly, I complain about the (almost) final episode of And Just Like That... That's showbiz! Listen now <3

Here we go! Another week filled with harrowing brain rot. Starting with my new favorite HBO documentary series - The Yogurt Shop Murders. I give my unintentionally offensive commentary on this terrifying unsolved murder case. Four innocent girls killed while closing their yogurt shop! I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Well, maybe Miranda getting finger-banged by Che Diaz, but I try not to revisit that. Then I praise my new favorite film, The Naked Gun (2025). Nonsensical slapstick comedies will always be peak cinema. Then I switch gears to discuss Together (2025) and the lawsuit scandal that accompanies it. And finally, I end the episode with everyones favorite hate watch... And Just Like That... F**k Miranda! Listen now! <3

Uh oh! Sydney Sweeney is making quite the impact, and it's not because of her big, heavy jugs. This episode I discuss the heated discourse regarding American Eagle's latest [racist?] denim campaign. After that debacle, I get into everyone's new favorite new softcore p*rn, The Hunting Wives. Who knew all these moms down south also love to go down south ON each other! Then I touch on South Park's iconic interpretation of Trump's tiny tallywacker. Remember, just because you work for the man doesn't mean you can't make fun of them! Then I relish in my delight of all Lindsay Lohan's press tour looks for the global takeover of Freakier Friday (2025) right before I begrudgingly recap the latest, awful episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

Another day, another slay... with a giant hook while wearing a fisherman's slicker! That's right, I saw the new IKWYDLS (if you're dumb that's short for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)) and I loved everything about it. From surprise twists, cameos, to Gabbriette being a horny crime podcaster, this movie was a 10/10 for me. Well, maybe an 8.5/10. Before I discuss all that I pour one out for our beloved Ozzy Osbourne who has sadly passed on... but has he been reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' third baby, Aquaman? Jury is still out on that. I also call out those lying, cheating wh0res that exposed themselves in that viral Coldplay concert clip. What were they thinking?! If you are going to be a cheater, you need to be SMART ABOUT IT! I also touch on Ari Aster's new film Eddington (2025) and of course the recent POS episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

PLOT TWIST: Justin Bieber is, in fact, not crazy. He's just been busy getting his swag on! This episode I give my critique on various types of content that I did not actually finish consuming. Things such as Justin Bieber's new surprise album - SWAG, Lena Dunham's new show - Too Much, and everyone's guilty pleasure - Love Island. Even though I did not listen/watch everything in it's entirety, I'm certain my opinions on said topics are correct. Of course, at the end of the episode I recap the recent mind-bending episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

So, Brad Pitt farted! Does that make him any less hot? No it does not. After starting off the episode with that outstanding subject, I switch over into an even more shocking topic... Jojo Siwa's new cover of "Bette Davis Eyes". In a startling twist, I decide that I actually might like her version of the song. Perhaps the summer heat is damaging my perception. Then I recap Jennette McCurdy's seminal memoir, I'm Glad My Mom Died, and the new series based on the material that Jennifer Aniston will star in. After that, I touch on a more glamorous mother by discussing Mariska Hargitay's new documentary My Mom Jayne (2025), and all the astonishing details about Jayne Mansfield's life, children and infidelities. Lastly, I complain about the sixth episode of everyone's favorite hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

The Queen has stepped down!!! Well, kind of. This episode I talk about Anna Wintour's shocking (not so shocking) title change within the world of Vogue. Then I dig into the much discussed wedding of those two rich people that tied the knot in Venice. I can't remember their names? All I know is that one is rich and one has huge gazongas. Then I critique the much anticipated sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and all of it's action-packed campiness. Sabrina Carpenter has yet another album cover to freak out over, and lastly, I have to pontificate on our favorite show to hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. Then I switch into breaking down what is so wrong with the way Ryan Murphy and his costumers are dressing the actress who will be portraying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in an upcoming show. Lastly, I begrudgingly pick apart the latest episode of And Just Like That... Gosh this show is testing me. Listen Now! <3

And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina's new scandalous album cover, and I am also here to tell you that the new film, Materialists, sucks. Lastly, I of course recap the latest/bleakest episode of AJLT. Listen now! <3

Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This show really sucks! But before that, I get into my favorite recent scandal that involves a narcissistic leader - Titan: The OceanGate submersible disaster. Listen now! <3

AHHHHH!!! And Just Like That... is back and it felt like I got hit by a wood chipper! Even though this show knocks us down and makes us feel like a helpless fawn in a forrest of wolves, we continue to watch it, and ultimately find sick pleasure in our viewing. I recap the highlights of the season 3 premiere while fighting back tears (and vomit), but I thankfully make it out alive. Then I get into the Paul Reubens Documentary, Pee-Wee as Himself, and I discuss how toxic the homophobic media could get in the early aughts! Then as a cherry on top, I reminisce on The Final Destination franchise after having seen the latest installment. Listen now! <3

Another day, another piece of content for me to consume, obsess over, and talk about incessantly! Everyone must watch the new super gay show: Overcompensating. This show did not disappoint. I cover everything from the impeccable casting to the triggering moments that made my eye twitch as a member of the LBGTQIA+ community. After that I get into Nathan Fielder's groundbreaking portrayal of the heroic pilot Sully Sullenberger on this season of The Rehearsal, I complain about colleges that are teaching courses for Swifties, and lastly, I break down my favorite outfits from the Cannes Film Festival. Listen now! <3ISABELLE HUPPERTJULIA GARNERALEXANDER SKARSGÅRDPEDRO PASCALANGELINA JOLIEKRISTEN STEWARTELSA HOLSKELLE FANNING

Here we go! Has anyone ever shaken up your entire day (life?) while you were shopping for sunglasses in TJ Maxx? WELL BUCKLE UP. This episode I do a deep dive on the recent TikTok sensation that is, the TJ Maxx girl. After dissecting that I get into plenty more fun topics! Such topics include: Meghan Trainor's new lyric (and rack), Katie Holmes legendary bad fashion, Kim K's new show, Leah Michele dispelling rumors, and all of the new films/restrictions at this year Cannes film festival. Listen now! <3