How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

<p>Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.</p>

How To Survive Becoming A Porn Star

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a new career in porn.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-19
01:25:38

Hillary Anne Matthews - How To Survive Facebook

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Facebook and Hillary Anne Matthews joins us to share how she survived a Facebook Marketplace sale. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-12
01:11:45

Matt Weinhold - HTS Big Brother & A Big Brother

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the watchful eyes of Big Brother and Matt Weinhold returns to recount his experiences growing up with his big brother. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11-05
01:15:53

Jackie Kashian - HTS Nightmares & a Nightmare Situation

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those pesky nightmares and Jackie Kashian returns to share her nightmare of falling ill in Bakersfield. Get extended episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-29
01:20:06

Blaine Capatch - HTS Swatting & Being On A Prank Show

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially deadly prank of swatting and Blaine Capatch returns to share his experience being a part of a prank show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-22
57:39

Chris Grace - How To Survive Deception

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive someone deceiving you and Chris Grace is back to share a story about surviving a time that he was doing the deceiving. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-15
01:07:13

Brandie Posey - HTS Being Fired & Putting Out A Fire

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being fired from your job and Brandie Posey returns to share the time she put out a fire near a dry forest. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-08
01:09:57

Alex Alexander - HTS A Dead Butt & A Blind Date

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Dead Butt Syndrome and Alex Alexander returns to share her experience with getting set up on a blind date. Find extended episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10-01
01:13:13

Hugh Fink - HTS High Cholesterol & The State Fair

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of high cholesterol and Hugh Fink joins us to share some stories from the times he attended the Indiana State Fair growing up. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-24
01:17:51

Brendan Smith - How To Survive An Earthquake

This week Danielle and Kristine dive back into surviving Earthquakes and Brendan Smith joins us to share his experience with the 1994 Northridge Earthquake. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-17
01:03:57

Jamie Kaler - HTS Your First Time High & First Year of High School

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your first time getting high on marijuana and Jamie Kaler joins us to share his experiences with a bully in his Freshman year of high school. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-10
01:05:27

Mike Henry - HTS Electric Eels & An Electrifying Encounter

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an electric eel and Mike Henry returns to share an exciting encounter with a very special board game player. Join our Patreon for extended episodes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

09-03
01:02:39

Murray Valeriano - How To Survive Happy Hour

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a happy hour and Murray Valeriano is back to share a story about a Christmas Eve happy hour that didn't turn out well. Listen to the extended version on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-27
01:02:22

Jen Kober - How To Survive Cruise Ships

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cruise ship and Jen Kober joins us to share a story about taking her mother along for the ride when she worked on a gay cruise. Join our Patreon for extended episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-20
01:02:15

Just Us - How To Survive Sepsis

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sepsis and talk about all sorts of stuff including the Kris' new houseguest!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-13
01:03:45

Tammy Golden - HTS Anaphylactic Shock & Shockingly Bad Landlords

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Anaphylactic Shock and we are joined by Tammy Golden to hear about her shocking experiences with some terrible landlords. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

08-06
01:11:52

Dannah Phirman - How To Survive Childhood Trauma

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of a traumatic childhood and Dannah Phirman joins us to share her own experience with trauma and turning it into a TV pilot. Join our Patreon for Extended Episodes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

07-30
01:01:14

Steve Szlaga - HTS Mid Life & Middle Child Syndrome

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive middle age and Steve Szlaga joins us to talk about growing up as a middle child.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

07-23
01:15:32

Off Week

We are off this week so no new episode but we will be back next week with a brand new How To Survive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

07-16
02:01

Sharon Houston - HTS Isolation & Horrible Neighbors - Extended Edition

We're on vacation this week so please enjoy an extended version of a classic How To Survive! Get every episode extended by joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

07-09
01:18:14

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