We’re going to have a live show! And we’re not the only ones... AudioFiction Femmes present... Once Upon a Podcast! At Dixon Place. April 5th, 10pm AND A podcasting panel! At BGSQD Bookstore. April 6th, 7pm Tickets are on sale now! Get yours at http://dixonplace.org/performances/once-upon-a-podcast-audio-fiction-femmes/ Follow us on Twitter for updates @OUAP_Live and @JanusDescending Patreon: patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Website: nosuchthingradio.com
ONCE UPON A PODCAST is a live showcase of enchanting audio fiction. The Far Meridian follows an agoraphobic young woman whose home shows up in a new location every day, spurring a search for her missing brother. In Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services, a young witch struggles to provide healing services for the citizens of their decaying urban block. Janus Descending is a horror podcast about two scientists exploring a distant planet, and Overkill is a supernatural comedy about a group of Girl Scouts who accidentally summon a ghost. Timestamps: Far Meridian: 5:51 - 17:57 Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services: 18:27 - 39:29 Janus Descending: 41:19 - 52:37 Overkill: 53:30 - 1:12:21 In "Unwritten" A Descendants story... Axel - Zach Libresco Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Rori - Julia Schifini Master of Sound - Juan Giordano Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Descendants is an action/adventure narrative with strong elements of horror and mature themes. THIS EPISODE contains moments of hallucination (temporal and physical dissociation), conversations about depression, survivor's guilt, plague, and harsh language. Listener discretion is advised.
From the creators of Janus Descending... This Halloween, take the plunge into the all new world of Primordial Deep... In the mini-episode "The Call": Dr. Marella Morgan - Jordan Cobb Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini Composition by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Chelsea Geter Subscribe to our RSS feed at: https://primordialdeep.libsyn.com/rss Primordial Deep is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions
Off the silent shores of Coney Island, something is stirring... Primordial Deep is now streaming... In this episode of Primordial Deep: Jes Washington is Rowan Gilroy Zach Valenti is Clay Radcliff Bob Raymonda is Adam Harkin Maddy Searle is Cop 1 Sam Nguyen is Cop 2, The Syndicate Agent and introducing Kevin K. Gomez as Kiran Flint Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini Take Selection by Chad Ellis Composition by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Chelsea Geter Primordial Deep is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Primordial Deep is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains harsh language, sexual jokes/references, animal attacks, boat accidents, character death, murder, mentions of gore, and prehistoric monsters. Listener discretion is advised.
A standalone audiodrama feature. For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of escape. And every moment the creatures are becoming stronger, faster, smarter... Here at Paragon, everyone is the Best they can be. Paragon features the talents of... Tiasa Nyx - Jordan Cobb Kamira Melain - Eli Barraza Arthur Eryx - Josh Rubino Abraxas "Brax" Damon - Andrew Nowak Orpheus Kane - Giancarlo Herrera Paris Leander & Caelus - Jesse Inocalla Cassandra, Aelia & Spokesperson - Nadine El Amami Delia, Halie & Radio Spokesperson - Emma Sher-Ziarko Nestor, Brontes & Jason - Eamonn Leighton Written and Directed by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini Score by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Chel Getter Produced by No Such Thing Productions and the Apollo Podcasts Team for the Apollo Podcast App's Creator Showcase 2022. For more information, please visit the Apollo App at apollopods.com/jordan Paragon is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Paragon is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains drug use (oral and needles), mentions of alcohol use, animal attacks, harsh language, fire/explosions, character death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.
An update on the release date for the final 3 episodes of Descendants, as well as some exciting news for our IndieGoGo donors! We sincerely thank you for your patience, and we're so excited to share the ending of this half of the story with you!
Remastered: A unique discovery provides an unexpected opportunity -- but everything comes at a price. In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Axel - Zach Libresco Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: Secrets, secrets are no fun, and plans are made for everyone... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony Olivieri Axel - Zach Libresco Data Pad - Cristina Riegel Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: Among the wreckage of the starship Adamantine, the blackbox file are waiting to be uncovered... In this episode of Janus Descending... Captain Rori - Julia Schifini Declan - Jack Pevyhouse Molly - Sarah Rhea Werner Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains gore (the discovery of human remains) and references to a crashed vehicle.
Remastered: Peter, alone. A flight. An end... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony R. Olivieri Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Monster Maker - Karyn Keene Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains body horror/gore (i.e. descriptions of feeling things moving under one's skin, hallucinations of body dysmorphia, etc.), and characters experiencing trauma-induced psychological breakdowns. Listener discretion is advised.
Remastered: Chel, alone. An approach. A beginning... In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene Also featuring the voice talents of Anthony Olivieri, Zach Libresco, Julia Schifini, Cristina Riegel and Jack Pevyhouse To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: On-board the Adamantine, Peter is left to grapple with a dangerous foe, and an impossible choice... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony Olivieri Computer - Karyn Keene Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: After touching down on the planet's surface, Chel finds herself in a strange new world. In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: Deep below the surface of the planet, Chel winds through the wreckage of a lost world, hoping to catch a glimpse behind the veil... In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: As the storm continues to rage, Peter faces grief and fear under the all too familiar eyes of a new opponent, as he finds himself playing the long game... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony Olivieri Chel - Jordan Cobb Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: Vertigo... Her hands are shaking. A storm is brewing. Things are fracturing. And Chel is on the brink. In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Data Pad - Cristina Riegel Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Remastered: We turn. And everything will ch- cha- change- everything will be okay. In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains harsh language, animal attacks, gun violence, and moments of extreme physical violence. Listener discretion is advised.
Remastered: Epitaphs and etchings... Peter pulls together fragments of a forgotten world... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony Olivieri Chel - Jordan Cobb Data Pad - Cristina Riegel Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains graphic descriptions of a corpse (dead animal), body horror (description of illness/plague/death), harsh language and mention of hallucinations.
Remastered: In every little death, a rebirth... In this episode of Janus Descending... Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - Anthony Olivieri Computer Voice - Cristina Riegel Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner Monster Maker - Karyn Keene To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains graphic descriptions of extreme physical violence (animal attack), broken bones, screaming, gore, suffocation, perceived body dysmorphia and physical hallucinations, claustrophobia, paranoia, isolation, and abandonment.
Remastered: With every step forward, an illumination of the past... In this episode of Janus Descending... Peter - Anthony Olivieri Chel - Jordan Cobb Sound Editor - Julia Schifini Composition - Daryl Banner To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.
Merely Okay
Gotta agree with Peter. Chel sounds like a teenager posting poetry on reddit
Merely Okay
This episode was read so poorly compared to the rest.
G de Almeida
I love the premise of the story, but these two people are supposed to be scientists alone on a expedition into space and she sounds and acts like she is fourteen, and is completely mentally unstable. She spends half of the episode sounding like she is having a manic interlude and the other half crying and whining about some situation she has gotten herself into. He is terrified of everything and spends half the time leaving messages asking his brother to save them. Neither one has an ounce of common sense or maturity, or or the type of calm demeanour and logical thinking you would need to operate an interstellar scientific expedition. Yes, yes… I know it is a story but I find myself constantly irritated by both of the main characters which is unfortunate as the story could be quite good if the characters were not two doofuses in space! The acting is very good and the story has a great plot despite the bumbling characters.
G de Almeida
Peter is hilarious- he is supposed to be an archaeologist but he is terrified of everything and is totally indifferent to the fact that they have just discovered a new, complex alien world… he just wants to hide on the ship. They’ve discovered etchings, statues, jewelry, a pyramid… and he is like… “meh”….
G de Almeida
Okay, I totally understand why the aliens want to kill her, because I share their sentiment. ANYTHING to stop the whining.