Lu and Jarch kick off a brand-new week with some stories about sleepwalking. And we put Jarch to the test to see how strong his relationships are with the rest of the team – find out if he passed with flying colours or failed miserably. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday!! Lu and Jarch want to know - what did you eat your lunch with - after a tradie was filmed using a levelling tool to eat his pasta. And we have a laugh at some dads who suck at technology. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Judge Jarchy hears another case, and this one has the parents out there fired up. A shocking study has declared Australia the 7thfunniest country in the world, so we put our funniest listeners on air to prove the research wrong. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday! Today on the show, Lu and Jarch go head-to-head in a game of “is this a real place in Australia or did we make it up?”. And we ask the question…is the bush coming back? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Last week Lu claimed she’s watched enough TV to know how to break into a car, so today we put her to the test! We gave her ten minutes, a coathanger, and LP’s blessing — did she successfully break into his car? Plus, Jarch does some dancing for Lu to see if she can spot the most attractive dance move, according to new research. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch need your help! Jarch showed up unannounced at Lu’s house – so we want to know, can you leave someone outside if they show up uninvited? And a delivery man has done something unhinged at Lu’s house while delivering her washing machine. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show, Lu goes undercover on a rival radio show to try score herself a meet and greet with Pitbull. Jarch delivers another memorable bingle, this time it’s for Davids Truck Training. And Reverse The Verse is back, and it might be our best round yet! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big show today! Unpack Your Dad returns, and Lu has a Pitbull update after sliding into his DMs yesterday. Plus, we hear about a dad who misunderstood his daughters request for a K-Pop themed birthday party and threw her a North Korean one instead - complete with flags and a Kim Jong Un cut out! SEEYA TOMORROW for Freeball Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today Lu and Jarch want to know… who saw your undies? Plus Jarch forgot his t-shirt so he had to dig a dirty one out of his car, and Lu is on a quest to meet Pitbull this weekend so some listeners helped her slide into his DMs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about things that are NOT illegal but should be. And Judge Jarchy is back with his most divisive case yet! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If you’ve ever been ghosted then this one’s for you! Lu and Jarch give a ghoster a taste of their own medicine. Plus Convergence is back for another round and find out which 2 Australian cities have made it onto the global friendliest cities list. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch ask the question – what did you climb? We deliver another bingle performance straight from the heart, and Lu has embarrassed herself on a night out, yet again! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Isaac and Jack from Swag On The Beat are hanging out in the studio. Instead of You Vs Lu, it’s You Vs TWO, can Lu beat the boys? We also talk about an ungrateful girlfriend who Jarch refers to as a “mongrel”. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man drove himself to the hospital after being attacked by a shark, so today Lu and Jarch ask the question – when did you save yourself? The 10 most popular coffee orders in Australia have been revealed, and Lu and Jarch so some insignificant ranting. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch try out a brand new game…and it goes surprisingly well, despite a minor cheating scandal. And Lu has started a new pool trend which she thinks will take off this summer, it’s called RATE MY BOMB! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Queensland are living it up at the moment, fresh off the back of AFL, NRL and NRLW wins…so we let the people have their say, why is your state better than Queensland? And a woman is reviewing meat pies until she finds a boyfriend, it’s tough out there, so Lu and Jarch help the singles out with some places to potentially find love. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday – and Happy 36th Birthday to Daddy Jarch! To celebrate, the team perform a special edition bingle in his honour. And we ask the question “What did you try to cook at 2am?”, after firefighters revealed you're better off ordering takeaway than testing your drunk-chef skills after a night out! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Thrusty Thursday and Lu & Jarch are LIVE from the Corner Hotel in Melbourne for the Grand Final Eve Eve show! British India join the team for some live tracks, they also help us out with a bingle for a listener in the audience. AND Lu takes on You Vs Lu in front of a live crowd for the first time! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch attempt to balance pineapples on their heads, after a man ran the entire Berlin marathon with one on his head. Jarch mistakenly sent his brother to the wrong house, resulting in an accidental break in, and of course, You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch act out a text exchange from a boss and an employee. Judge Jarchy fires up the nation, and we chat proposals, after a man proposed to his girlfriend by planting the words into a canola crop and waiting for them to flower. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brad McCulloch
Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
Stevie Gilroy
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
Mark Colantonio
sea da and
Luke illiz
this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
Jason Collopen
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.