A little finger boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 21

Everyone forgot mummy’s birthday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 20

Jackets for birds | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 19

These aren’t tears I just yawned | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 18

Pull your pants up | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 17

The Wristy Queen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 14

Your hips are pathological liars | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 13

A monster growling | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 12

Mr Pop Off | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 9

A middle-aged ghost | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 8

A full on stiffy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 7

I’d hate to call you Dad | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 6

Lie and Jarch | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 5

Stop playing with your breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 4

Lost a tooth in Magaluf | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 3

Inundated with pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 31

A disappointment to the family | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 30

Someone change my nappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 29

I’m dating my ex’s sister | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 28

Sleep Pooper | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 27