I won’t go into full details since I also added a rare podcast to today’s post. But I will point out that no matter how tired you are after a day at work, no matter how hot and crowded the last car on the train is, when you see an obviously pregnant woman standing, you get your ass out of the seat and let her sit. Short of either a) you being pregnant, or b) your leg lying in a bloody pool next to you and staining the carpet in the train car, there are NO excuses. Above all I shouldn’t have to ask you twice before making a scene. Also I want to thank Pi’s folks for letting him come out with us to the ballgame last night. Sure the Mets lost but how cute does he look in his new hat? Actually I took the hat back but I did make sure to pass along the baseball that Adam Dunn hit to him during batting practice. Good thing the little guy brought his glove to the game! Listen to the podcast for full details on today’s posting.
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They are all themes on today’s Nobody Likes a Jerk. Ever wonder what to get for the not-so-significant other, backstabbing friend, or the boss who never has a good word for you? How about a gift with a little humor behind it. Today on WikiHow, you can “find gifts for people who bug you.” Duff is the man...no doubt, but how are his black and white cookies? (As he puts it “a staple of Jewish-American food.”) Well I haven’t made them yet but take a look at the video and see if he’s also the Ace of Cookies. For me (and most of you) the challenge comes down to which side to you eat first? The Krazy Kristians are back, this time down in Gainesville, FL. It seems the brothers of a small fraternity (Beta Upsilon Chi or Brothers in Christ) only allow members who pledge their Christian faith. On its face that’s fine...it’s the South and many houses that have anti-discrimination clauses in their national rules, just ignore them and pretend it’s still 1845. These guys are different though. They want the University of Florida to recognize them as an official student organization, granting them the right to qualify for student activities funds, get meeting space in university buildings, and promote their “cause” on campus. UF officials, wisely, say...uh-uh....we get STATE funds and don’t want to jeopardize them over a group of cross-up-the-ass frat boys who think that their belief structure is better then everybody else. In fact if you really think about this it sounds like the Idiot Izlams just less the 40 virgins. And Joe and Jill Biden bought (instead of rescuing) a puppy today....Crap, shoes, in, your!
Oh the Ag-o-ny. What did I do? Oh yeah, now I remember. I created my first ever podcast (hey you had to see it coming at some point!) Well technically it’s just a voice recording that is available here on this site to hear. But I do plan on making this a regular feature here on Nobody Likes a Jerk so keep your eyes open America for the “Listen To It Button” that will start to appear soon on the top of most entries in this ...How did that guy put it...oh yeah “space for journalistic masterpieces” (or craptastic pieces....I forgot). Anyway click here to "Listen to It" (still need to create the button!) var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2270087-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}